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Shirley07:
It's you that will be hurt, retarded snail.
Funny you called that shrinked copulatory organ of yours, meant for lower animal like yourself an impressive thing to choke on. You probably mean to say it should be crushed 'cos you're not even fit to be around human.

Oafish egghead, I swear calling you a r*tard will be an insult to true r*tards. Wtf is copulatory organ?, b1tch you aint even b1tch enough to call it what it is and you expect me to take you serious, you must be a cretin. B1tch that copulatory organ is called d1ck. D I C K. And seriously, you should go choke on one.

Shirley07:
You would if your sexual organ was formed in your body. But at the same, your sperm-producing cell will die off because it require a cool environment. I already told you that our inner strength is greater than men.
FYI, I love being a woman 'cos we're more intelligent than the average guys out there. You can take that to your bed, ruminant.

I hate the way you bandy the word intelligent, b1tch please, even my dog will win an argument with you, oafish egghead.

coogar:
she's about 22 stones....
she makes yokozuna look like nicole richie.

Holy f*ck, now I think i'm nicer than you .

coogar:
i actually do have a soft spot for shirls...
we support the same team & each time she comes out with her misandrist views, my heart bleeds. hurting her gives that feeling of killing one's loyal dog for misbehaving.

i think what shirley needs is a boyfriend but then she's a minger. she cannot even attract okada men, let alone spark the interest of men like us. i still think her best bet is to get s sėx change surgery. she can never be fulfilled with her gender.

A sex change still wont help her. Brotha shirls is a munter, the only thing she can attract is my red-nosed pitbull.

Shirley07:
Of course you won't 'cos you're a rétarded snail, so slow in the head.
Just get lost, mumu.

Looooooool jokkkkkeeeeer. I refuse to hurt you this evening. Coogar already pleaded with me not to hurt you. You should be grateful to him. Anyways, its time to go choke on a d1ck, oafish egghead.

coogar:
biko, please treat her with respect.
i know she doesn't deserve it but in the spirit of chivalry, let's just pretend she's intelligent & she's due a nobel prize later in the year.

Loooool brotha , actually that was me being nice to a retarded feminist.

coogar:
you are a nanny-goat!
you menstruate because the unused ovüm is useless to you & useless to what nature intended. so what happens then when you hit menopause? you body stops glowing or you stop filtering out dirt & germs from your obese body?

this is exactly why a man should lead you. you are not wiser than a gerbil if you are left alone with this low IQ of yours. if i earn 1 pesewa for each time you have made an idïotic statement, i would be a trillionaire in pounds sterling.

Coog, leave shirls alone, she's not worth perspiring over. She got the brain of a tadpole.

Shirley07:
Important people are being called, snail also came out. Who you be? Mumu.

Is this the best you got?, You can see you aint as intelligent as you would want us to believe. I dont understand gibberish so please type properly if you want a reply from me. This is bye until you learn to type properly you this oafish egghead.

Shirley07:
To filter out dirt and germs from the body system, that's why our body glow.
That said, the baby won't be his only but ours. Moreover, God knows females are more equiped for that because we've got great inner strength than men.
Anyway, you're the ruminant and should submit to us.

Judging from your posts, you are not really intelligent and hey no man is going to submit to a creature with a hole. Gosh, do you know what it takes to have a d1ck?, i bet you dont. What y'all feminish1ts want is a d1ck, y'all wish you could grow one and hell no, it wont happen.

The only moment you girls will ever be on top or in control is when a brotha decides to trade places and let you ride him. The only thing y'all good for is a good f*ck.

Feminism will get you no where, embrace womanism and your life will get alot better. I love you Shirley and I want a good life for you, learn to love, respect and trust your man and your life will be better for it. Never compete with a man. Carefreeb1tch is a pretender, she will lead y'all astray while she's on her bended knees begging to suck a d1ck.

I warned you Shirls. All the best.

Phema:
Must everyone get married?

And where in my post did I mention that everyone must get married?. I said "weird", is that too big a word for you to understand?

Seun:
If I ever get married, I don't think I'll let my wife kneel down for any friend even if she wants to do it. It just doesn't seem right to me at all.

If you ever get married?, now this is weird.

BABE3:
If I was born during the time when feminism first started. I would have been a feminist then: 100%.

I'm aware I have the same basic rights as men because of the movement. Yes. But, I don't need more than I already have.

Because MLK fought for black people and I'm black doesn't mean I have to be a freedom fighter.

because thomas Edison invented electric light bulb and I use electricity doesn't mean I have to be an electrician or an engineer.

Same analogy for feminism; I appreciate what they've done; the basics; now, let's keep it moving. E don do. What we have now is "aseju". Most of you can't even handle what true feminism entails; ask Beyoncé.

I still want men to open the doors for me; I still want me a rich husband ; and I don't want to change tires, my nails are too pretty for that.


Now, the last part of your post, a true feminist actively practice gender equality in every way. No ifs or buts. It's like a Christian saying he believes in Jesus, but he doesn't practice Christianity.

Dont bother arguing with carefree, she will take you round and round and round and when you refuse to agree with her, you gonna bring out the devil inside her so for the sake of your sanity, let her be.

crackhaus:
Lmao... them bits I put in bold are other examples of why she's a dumbfvck feminist

Brotha, all feminists are dumbf*cks, not just beyansi

Hahahahahahahahahahahahabuhahahahahahaha

EPIC.

kandiikane:
Are you okay? Do you know what cake is?

LoooooooL jokkkkkeer.

freshdude2:
1. You sure bout that ma'am? I for one tend to avoid violence majorly because of reprisals. I'm apprehensive of grudge-holding people.

2. Well, that's not necessarily wrong. The thing is treat the disease not the symptoms. Here's what I mean:
Case One: Couple have an argument, it gets heated and before you know it, wife slaps hubby, hubby slaps wife. Note this is the first occurence of violence in the marriage. However, from that point on, during any heated argument hubby becomes first aggressor. He's tasted blood nd decides he likes it. What is to be done?
Case Two: Couple have arguments which always end in wifey tongue-lashing hubby. Hubby has endured this for years and in year four of marriage he has reached his endurance limit and as argument ensues wife goes about normal routine except hubby doesn't let her climax he ends it with a punch to her lips to stop "hurting" words coming from them. Again, what is to be done?
Case Three: Hubby is a psychopath, the only words he wants to hear from his wife are "yes and amen". Hubby makes a statement, wifey has a difference of opinion not rude, not discourteous. Hubby slaps/punches/head-butts/etc wifey. What is to be done?
Case Four: Hubby is a psychopath, the only words he wants to hear from his wife are "yes and amen". Hubby makes a statement, wifey has a difference of opinion rude/contentious/confrontational/etc. What is to be done?

I await.

Brother, I honestly do not know where you're going but please its never cool to beat a woman no matter the level of insult she hurl at you.

This is my opinion though.

crackhaus:
She is delusional and suffers from the psychological side-effects of the gender reassignment surgery she recently performed.

The 1inch d1ck they gave her can't even stand erect when excited.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO brotha be nice. Lets just pray for her.

BananaBender:
Wait, is this the nigga I whooped his a*ss and dragged for filth a few weeks back??!

Bwhahahahahaha, no wonder you're pissed

LMAO! You need to leave your cave dumb-fvck, there is a whole new world waiting for you outside that hole.

Wait you whooped my a*ss?, b1tch I whooped every member of your family's a*ss.

You're lucky i'm in a good mood today. I wont drag shii with u, dissing me will help you get likes and that cheap NL popularity you so crave so go on, amuse us. This is the last you will hear from me. Bye.

crackhaus:
What a genius - you just called me a fool for no reason and I'm the one being unnecessarily worked up? Are you confused?

You must be ovulating - either that or my post speaks directly to your pseudo-feministic and phoney persona.

BTW you kept repeating 'WE', who and what is a 'WE'?
What's the name of your organization, and what have you done about daylight-extortion?

I honestly cant believe she said "We". What the devil is she on about?. The only place she and her ilk got a voice is on NL. Is she delusional or soin?

To those that get Hot while on, does se.x help reduce the pain?

parismarc:
hmmmm, sometimes i let him have his way and then i hope that all does'nt go well so that i can gloat (lol) but then, fate always seems to favour him and his idea turns out to be better.

He also let's me have my way sometimes so i cant complain, basicallly, im grateful to God that i have a very understanding husband.

Noted. All the best.

crackhaus:
Let's watch and see how it unfolds.

I will be watching...

MzMessiTohBadt:
Plz if u get back from work
and
discover dat ur mother in law
has
given your Baby a tribal mark like this..
What wil u do
Plz b sincere..

I will be mad at her for as long as I live and my kids will never pay her a visit and when she comes visiting, I will never allow my kids be left alone with her. Such a MIL can destroy a home. I will make her regret doing that to my kid everyday of her life until she dies, she will be really sorry but I will take none of it.

Eirini.

parismarc:
Society calls him the head, i call him my partner,my best friend, my lover.......we take decisions jointly, we both contibute jointly to the financial upkeep of the house, he respects me and i respect him.

I don't understand all these head ish,i dont really care,when you are in a blessed and happy home, all these wont matter.

Ma'am, yhyhyh it is as you've written it here, your man is your partner and you do stuffs together and make decisions together, its amazing but normal and you one of the lucky few with a good man but quick question, when certain tough decisions has to be made even when you think your idea is the best and yet he disagrees, do you let him have his way or u remain adamant and do it your way?

crackhaus:
Lol...a good question.

It should be directed to all married women on here, hopefully they say it as it really is in their homes.

I doubt they will say it as it is in their homes, they will come in here and tell us bullz but then some of them are married to p******. I dont think a real man will allow his headship be challenged in his home.

SAMBARRY:
not only deliverance. Mental rehabilitation. Yesterday when I went for a manicure. I left that saloon in anger. I didn't even finish my nails. I pulled everything off . those ladies were so disgusting. They were arguing among themselves that having srx with your father is cool. In fact the one that provoked me that I couldn't take again was the one saying with all boldness and pride that "her dad is better than her boyfriend in bed".before I vomit. I said don't finish the nails. I am tired. The woman tried convincing me to stay, I gave her my palm and she immediately got the message

Come on, and you expect us to believe this story?. I had to check my browser to comfirm that i'm really on Nairaland dot com and not some website for cretins. This is exactly my problem with NLers, people cooking up BS just to score cheap online points.

I'm not saying in.cest doesnt happen, ofcourse it does but I dont believe some random women happened to be at the salon at the same time and of all the gossips they could discuss openly, they chose to argue about how incestous they are and compare their fathers and uncles and brothers d1ck in public, oh please sambary.

Clap for yourself, you just punked us all.

Sophyrocks:
The frst few comments in the first page have described her to be so. And the comments were made out of ignorance/no knowledge of whom omotola really is. I dnt have time to go back and forth with anybody becos its pointless. Her marriage has lasted this long because her husband is veeeery understanding and doesnt envy her success. Can you say the same of most men today? I do not envy her success at all. what is there to envy? i admire women who are successful and independent. I only made my comments to let others know that Omotola's husband has some baggage to endure from her. its more of tolerance from her husband than from her thats keeping the marriage going. A typical nigerian man with huge ego would remain married to an actress by the grace of God, with a lot of maturity and understanding. we all know the kind of lives these actresses, even married actresses live so lets stop pretending not to.

And please, no time for back and forth with you.

Yh no back and forth but quick question, it seems you know her and her family intimately, are you family?, friend of the family or neighbour or are you a colleague?. I really want to know pls.

Thanks dear, can I call you dear?

Sophyrocks:
Delusional what? your kind are even more delusional to think Omotola is a saint and a role model. is that a wild guess or mere fantasy? keep guessing. Abeg, if you dnt have anything to say quit quotng me jare. Omotola's escapades have been revealed so you dnt know what to say again. Omose xy role model indeed!! buhahahahahahahaha.

ffs please highlight anywhere in this thread where someone referred to Omotola as a saint, i have gone back and forth rummaging through every page trying to look but got nothing so please do me a favour and highlight where she was referred to as a saint by any NLer.

Sophy, who is a saint?, are you a saint?, oh you are all good with no patches of bad?, amazing. Omosexy is an actress, to carve a niche for herself, she does whatever she needs to do and thats why she's successful, she is an entertainer so please dont lump her tv personality together with her real and true self. We are talking about her home here and not some scandal only you seem to know about and i can bet a tenner Omosexy has more grace in her little finger than you have in your entire bodies, you are just hating.

Learn from her and maybe you'd also successfully build your career and a beautiful home. Come to think of it, she's been married for close to twenty years and your adichie's been married for just a few years, who do you think should know better?. Choose wisely Miss/Mrs.

Sophyrocks, nice meeting you

crackhaus:
My bro, you would think she is the only one here with such misconceptions and wrong perceptions - but she's not, they're many.
Even the older and married ladies here that should be speaking the truth about how they have submitted to their husbands still come on here to mislead - it's pathetic really.

Then we have the unmarried but at least matured ones, they will do everything possible to remain attractive to men - yet when they come on here, it's to yap about feminism and how men should not be the head of anything.

Fake-azz people on every corner of this site.

Brotha, looool yh lotta fake ass bimbozzz, they all claim to have a perfect life and a beautiful marriage but I know better, no one reason the way these people do and have a beautiful marriage, its all in their head, they only imagine it but cant achieve it.

Pride goes before a fall, they are too vain to accept reality and it peeved me when the innocent lass on here dont learn before leaping to their side, its really disheartening. Many of these online feminist wannabees are inspired by a craving for instant NL notoriety, in their quest to be popular on nl, they turn commonsense and logic upside down. It is well.

Brotha, does "real" even remotely exist on NL? NO?

crackhaus:
Okay last question, how have you been oppressed as a growing young woman in your life so far?

In case that might get too personal, have you ever been oppressed by a boy/man?

I have a theory that most if not all the ladies touting feminism and the evils of patriarchy on Nairaland, may have had a terrible experience with men in their lives.

Either this or maybe my original suspicion is right - they're just internet tigers and feminists eager to join the bandwagon.

Brother, are you doing this right now?, are you really talking life and marriage with a teenager who looks up to Emma Watson?, come on brotha.

Many of these girls on here are still children with sound education and internet connection, yh they are intelligent but they know nothing about life and marriages so ignore them and only choose to engage with the married and matured ones among them.

I guffawed when I saw this particular person whom from her post happens to know omotola so intimately that she knows omotola engages in "runz", thats low of the person really, i see this on nl everyday, someone doesnt agree with their myopic and deeply flawed ideas and then they start trash talking the person, i honestly give up.

Brotha, these people are lost and they will never listen, nevertheless keep doing your best to put the lost ones like this teenager back on track.

All the best.

sarutobie:
jeeezzz!! dude abeg, ejor, biko, please, e don do..this is cyber bullying and molestation at it's peak..people have been known to commit suicide for stuffs like this.

Brotha, this is me being gentle I swear.