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Politics / Re: Osun State: The Politics, The Mud And The Rust by tandj: 10:22am On Aug 13, 2014
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Politics / Re: Osun State: The Politics, The Mud And The Rust by tandj: 10:19am On Aug 13, 2014
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Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge Funds Released by tandj: 3:55pm On Aug 12, 2014
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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by tandj: 1:39pm On Aug 10, 2014
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Education / Re: Difference Betwwen Been And Being by tandj: 12:11am On Aug 09, 2014
Thanks @p

Not just "been" and "being"

The worst is "a" and "an"

I just read where a poster wrote "an heamophrodite"
Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by tandj: 10:13pm On Aug 08, 2014
Abeg,chimeadeoye, u get those gals numbers?
See fyn fyn babes.
My bros them dey look for wives o.
Umu choripoko.
Politics / Re: Lady Who Started The Salt & Water Ebola Prevention Rumour Comes Out, Tenders Apo by tandj: 7:36pm On Aug 08, 2014
Of all d things to joke with, its ebola?
How old is she?

I still don't believe that up to this moment d ministry of health have not heard this and yet to warn folks of the dangers in drinking salt water.

Every day, our chances of getting better is diminishing.

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Education / Re: Photo Of Ebute Meta Primary School, August 2014 by tandj: 11:37pm On Aug 07, 2014
If u happen to be a traveller, u will notice that this is the situation everywhere in nigeria.
Its very pathetic.

I wonder what these elected officials see as priorities if good environment and quality education for d kids r not part f them.
D environment alone can make majority of them reason negatively and violently.
Serene enviroment have a very positive effect on d brain.

What will we ever get well in nigeria

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Agriculture / Re: Now That We Have The Agric Sector,lets Create Jobs by tandj: 1:38pm On Aug 07, 2014
No, I don't think it will do well. Ugu needs sun as fish needs water. They also need space.
Goodluck.
Travel / Re: FG Sites Green City Project In The City Of Onitsha by tandj: 11:02am On Aug 06, 2014
Odenigbo umuoji, I know a gospel singer from ur town. Luke ezeji. Used to listen to him when we were small. And he is so good. I don't know what happened. He suddenly stopped singing.

Nothing like home. That home breeze is d best.

See fruit trees like udala,ube,mango,ube oyibo and co everywhere.
Most times we don't put fan or ac on. So cool.
I lv roasted yam with ukpaka.
There is a way home people used to prepare moimoi and agidi jollof. So yummilicious.
And our ofe onugbu. Unbeatable!

Pls God, don't let ur favour depart from us. Help us to always get d best to steer d wheel for us.
We don't really depend on govt cos we r very industrious.
Just good leaders. Thank u God.

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Food / Re: The Secret Of Losing The Sour Taste In The Tomato Stew by tandj: 5:15pm On Aug 05, 2014
Learnt this from a chef.
Wash ur tomatoes and pepper and boil for some minutes. The water(clear water) will naturally seperate from d tom/pepp.
Sieve and blend. Add ur onions,garlic and ginger and then cook to dry while turning to avoid burning.
Once u feel d water has dried very well, add little oil and fry(not deep frying)

The taste is never the same with blended before cooking tomapepp.

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Politics / Re: ....OVERRATED Enugu.... by tandj: 4:30pm On Aug 05, 2014
@customised, d roads in the pictures r in good condition naw.

I really want to visit that city. Have heard so much about it.
Celebrities / Re: Unveiling The Papas And Mamas Of Nollywood ( Photos ) by tandj: 2:28pm On Aug 05, 2014
Lalasticlala, thanks for honouring my request. Thanks a lot. I appreciate.

@topic.
I lv watching these papas and mamas more than d youth cos to me, they interpret their roles excellently especially when acting village films.
So lv them and very proud of them.

I'm yet to see any of them I don't like.
And yes, some of them r role models.

Pls post more.

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Politics / Re: EBOLA: Africa Has Come Of Age by tandj: 10:46am On Aug 05, 2014
I belived this is conspiracy by d western politicians and their drug giants.
I wonder why nobody is yet to contact it in d middle east or asia.

Other continents r wiser, we r dumb skulls.

It is a well researched fact that d west uses biological and psychological weapon to peg africa especially d black african to where they r now.

If a mum constantly continue to tell her small boy he is of no good and will amount to nothing without her and always putting it in practice, chances r that d said boy will grow up to have no voice of his own and overly dependent on others.

What do u get when we eat and breath d west.

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Has Moved To The Dark Side Of Life-see Photo by tandj: 8:35pm On Aug 04, 2014
Charley boi d prof male heterosexual prostitute.
All na d marketing strategy. Female porn star do this too.
But I wonder who r his customers.

Weird man and weird family.
Education / Re: Whats The Secret Behind Speaking Good English? by tandj: 5:06pm On Aug 04, 2014
By simply tuning on BBC radio service.
Also watch out for their learning zone.
Carry ur pen,exercise book and dictionary.
That's all. In six months, not only will u be a pro in english, u will also speak queen's english.

Constant listening(not viewing)improves ur speaking skill by up to 40%
Then u can practice. Forget d tension and mistake. Every adult learner passed tru that.
Education / Re: Campus Prostitution: A Growing Concern In Nigeria by tandj: 12:55am On Aug 04, 2014
Just hrs ago, I was discussing a similar topic with my childhood friend.

I will advice whomever that is reading this especially gals to desist from campus prostitution.

How I wish I can establish a statistical evidence but most gals that engaged in campus prostitution ended up being d most frustrated outside school environment.

We seem to forget some hard facts.
1. A runs babe has already set a standard of d kind of man she will marry(money is d ultimate here) so she don't see d potentials in that guy that came with leggedess benz. If she eventually hitches with a rich guy, d guy knows she is after d money, he will provide u with d money but happiness will erude u. Heaven forbids he has an idea u were a runs babe b4, u r finished. Who knows u slept with d father or uncle before.
2. She is naturally rude(money when it comes effortlessly to a less deserving person makes one pompous and arrogant)check d poiticians and yahoo boiz.
3.Beauty fades, jazz expires. A very hard fact. All d drugs and toxins taken will eventually hv its effect.
4.By d time u start searching for a husband and going to prayer houses, d prayer of madam u were floricking with her husband against u will start to manifest. (Oh yes, go and take a look at our mega churches today)
5.Remember karma is a biatch. It always come visiting different ways and I tell u, none of d ways r sweet at all.

Young ladies, be wise. Suffering while schooling makes not mar u. That might be ur only wilderness. Endure it while it lasts and remain focused. Work hard and most of the time if not all times, u will never be disappointed.
Again, how I which I can mention names of d most popular and rich runs babe I met in school and how life is treating them today.
Thanks

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Politics / Re: Senator Chris Anyanwu Disgraced Today At 'oru Owerri' by tandj: 7:49pm On Aug 03, 2014
Abagworo and chinolisation, shame on u guys.
I'm so ashamed of u guys.
This is exactly how igbo people behave at d federal level instead of them to unite together and fight for our own good.
Which other tribe does this?
Smh.

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Politics / Re: IMPEACHMENT: Gov. Almakura Rejected Our Offer To Help – Kwankwaso by tandj: 1:39pm On Aug 03, 2014
In a sane country, that man should be called out to explain what foot soldier r to the people.
In a saner environment, that comment alone will haul him to d dogs.
But...............
Then again,in no distance time I'm positive this statement will be his undoing.
These guys are gradually digging their own graves.
C how they r making everything very easy for mr president.
Be careful, ur words may come back to haunt u.
Family / Re: Update On Clara Chime. by tandj: 3:29pm On Jul 31, 2014
I remembered vividly when this story made headlines. People were accusing and hauling insults on that lady.

She survived a marital abuse and we should applaud her. Maybe some of us don't know what abuse is or we know but prefer suffering and smiling .

And I noticed one thing from d posts here.
Why d jealous comments?
R we this idle and enviuos?
When her story came out first, c jealous comments oozing out, now d same thing is happening.
Hmm..........I reject poverty of d mind and body,amen.

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Family / Re: Update On Clara Chime. by tandj: 3:16pm On Jul 31, 2014
Come enugu state people, make I ask una.
Why una governors dey always get serious problems with their wives?
Na curse?

Abeg make una go do cleansing for una govt house.
Maybe d old mama or virgin head wey dem carry do ritual for that place dey deal with them.

Make una no ki mi o. Na thinking aloud mood I dey so.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities That Are Still Virgins ( Photos ) by tandj: 3:08pm On Jul 31, 2014
Judging from d biblical point of view, these ladies and sexxx worker will all go to hell. Their semi nu.de/nud.e pictures have already disvirgined some guys.

In otherwords corsy is also a virgin.

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Religion / Re: Boy Suspended From School For Reading Bible During Recess by tandj: 7:57am On Jul 31, 2014
I thought I read somewhere where it was said this story is so untrue.
What then r u guys arguing for and against?

Abi arguing for d sake and fun of it?
Smh.

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Politics / Re: FG Moves To Privatise Hospitals by tandj: 3:04pm On Jul 30, 2014
If and only if it can be done...........,
Then I will say,nigeria welcome to civilzation and modernity.

It has its down side anyway but d gain far outweighs d disadvantage.
Family / Re: "7 Truths About Marriage You Will Not Be Told" by tandj: 8:36am On Jul 30, 2014
Do not be unequaly yoked with an unbeliever is what is keeping many people single today,especially ladies.

Pls go back and reread ur bible very well.
Don't pick one verse like most of us do and give it a vague interpretation.

Pastors will tell ladies don't marry outside ur church,rather bring him to us.
Catholics will tell their gals don't marry non catholics. Infact,catholics case is the worst. Ur mum whom happened to be a christian mother(catholics know what I mean)is excommunicated from receiving holy communion and membership of christian mothers association(d inside caucaus of CWO). And since they value their membership more than their daugher's happiness, they will compel their daughters not to marry outside catholic church.
That's why we have so many of them littered everywhere.
Anglican, infact all d churches are very guilty of this.

So my question is, is marrying a christian outside ur church violating that so called verse"do not be .............

I pity gals that have fallen victim of this.
A man can afford to marry at 50yrs. So gals, go figure.

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Politics / Re: Damboa Invasion By Boko Haram: Punch Confirms The Insider Story Of A Nlander by tandj: 7:50am On Jul 30, 2014
It is a well known fact that the people of the affected areas in the north shield bokoharam members.
They walk around like others and their family members knew them.

As at last two yrs in maidugri,these people were used to threaten outsiders amongs them eg, if u have a squabble with an indigene,he will tell u he will call boko boiz for u.
And sure he will.
The wives shield them.
The bokoboiz we have since when SAS integrated them as his men has long gone political.
SAS used them to intimidate oppositions and when he couldn't come up with most of his promises to them hence dissing them,they now turned against him.
They spread their wings to other neboring states and since then,we r reaping the benefits of religious fanatics turned political tugs.
Northern politicians,put ur house in order.
Jonathan can't and will never do that for u.
The monster gave birth to is now hunting u down.
Simple law of nature

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Celebrities / Re: (photos): Pregnant Mercy Johnson Steps Out With Her Cute Daughter. by tandj: 6:19pm On Jul 29, 2014
she is pregnant.

Cossy don't hv a natural booob. With or without bra, her booby will still stand.

But she should wear low neck or v neck so it will take eyes off her booby.
Safe p and d to her.

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Celebrities / Re: Blessing Okagbare Shows Off Her Swag (photos) by tandj: 11:29am On Jul 29, 2014
Too much male hormone.
But she look beauryfl.
Politics / Re: Ngige Meets Obi, May Dump The Islamic APC (pictures) by tandj: 10:18am On Jul 29, 2014
It seems like this Obi is a master in d game of politics. I think its pays to enter politics a made man so that d money u will see there will not make u lose focus.

On d other hand,no matter what, igbo people will still go home and make peace with a keg of palmwine and nkwobi at d village square.
Culture / Re: Answers To Common Questions About Igbo People by tandj: 8:47am On Jul 29, 2014
Igbo guys treat their women like queen.
They pamper and spoil their ladies.
No wonder oriaku is a popular igbo name given to married ladies. An igbo man don't play with his wife and children.


I proudly give a shout out to igbo husbands and brothers.
They rock.
As in handsomeness and masculinity, they r unbeatable.
Every ladies dream.
Yes o, ha zuru ka emee, inside and outside.
*muah*

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Politics / Re: Is Tb Joshua Insinuating That Chibok Is A Scam? by tandj: 9:11pm On Jul 28, 2014
The north and BH.
I pity them.
Maidugugri is now like a deserted land.
I don't know who shettima is governing.
True, their families might be anywhere apart from nigeria but they can never deny d fact that they r nigerians.
One day, they will come and meet what their parents left behind for them.

The greatest form of slavery is d slavery of the mind and I'm so sorry to say that our northern leaders are simply slaves.

And our internet warriors from d north, ur house dey burn and u dey online dey do allah ahkuba.
I pity una. Others have left u guys behind. Instead of shouting behind ur phones and punching away at ur keyboard angrily, match to ur leaders and demand good governance, security and accountability from them.
Na una dey loose big time.
Other pple in ur place r ready to go home and start afresh.
Most have already gone.
Go and build ur house!

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