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And I marry again too.

@OP, my sweetheart.

Loni kini?

Sef stay. I gbadun your company.

I'm not a dude.

@OP, my sweet potato.

Disturb? We no dey do anything before na.

Show ke? Which show? Abeg stay here jo!

My IHOP pancake.

Maybe or maybe not.

Abi kini? E no good as she dey spoil am ni?

My sugar banana.

Meet ke? Where we dey always meet?

Pussy cat.

Dey for where?

Idiyat.

Ok is an understatement. I dey stand gidigba, nothing do me.

I don't understand you.

Wetin happen?

Mr.Bones:
WOMEN'S WORLD


Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl named Tanimz
asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied kaygenx the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out
teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Logged
xter

Ha! No be today, I be sense girl toh bahd. Check out me skillz.

Hehe. Goodluck ni gbayen o.

Man, how you dey?

Why you dey block me nau?

REALITY101:
Boy Man  

@topic I am having crush on tanimz  

I think I have a crush on him too.

BoboYekini:
for the love of gawd

Wetin?

@OP, handsome boy.

Fine boy.

I nominated you na, check the second page.

[size=16pt]VOTE FOR TANIMZ![/size]

Love you all.

@Topic, my sweerie pie.

REALITY101:
Ok, How is your Sunday going

Great!

No, not at all!

Ahn ahn nau. You this fine boy wetin I do?

^^ How did you get my boy's picture?

^^ Oya, nominate me.

Element, what about me nau?

Mr.Bones, you sure you finish primary school like this?