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As Salam Alaykum my good people.

My three kobos on this joke:

1. Studio is a mushroom.

2. Bashy_Demy is a mutallab.

3. I don't think Da Boss is a muslim.

That is all, peace!
_{Okay, I know the above doesn't make any atom of sense - well maybe number 1 and 2. But, what the heck!}

blacksta:
how are you - wassup - how bodi and soul

Yay! He replied me! I dey o.

When you go give me my Christmas joke nau?

Shior.

Horrible!

Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta, you no go reply me ni?

Ladyrsky46:
Talk about derailment. at Bashy and Tanimz

Ermm. . . A word of advise - never, never, never, not even if your life depends on it - put my name in the same sentence as Bashy's. Hope we're clear?

You seem like a nice person though.

tayo_ast:
wu dey FAT dey go for house?

Tanimz, watch it!

Sule, who call you for matter?

Choi!

bashy_demy:
^^^^ why you like to dey find trouble up and down like this? if Studio start now you go dey shout

I no even see this one comment sef. Ewu, na your name I call? Why you just like to dey put ya nose for other people food?

Studio CFR:
Tanimz

I'm good looking - but my ways are so wicked.

No let me kick yo asz.


Ok guys lol - i surrender.

You well like this so? Whether you are crippled or have a bald head (due to cancer), I no care. Na your palava be that.

Come try to kick my asz, make we see who go kick who. Constipated rabbit oshi, no wonder, asz dey sweet am to kick.

El Feo Guapo, what's popping?

BoboYekini:
my nominees,

tanimz
efemena

blacksta

i would have nominated you too vick, but u dont need the money

Aww. . . Thank you!

Only two nominations for me, wetin una dey fear?

Choi at Studio and Tayo!

^^ I swear to God Almighty.

Late night, early mornings. I'm not enjoying this change in routine.

They are checking your profile on NL.

You well so like this?

I said you're such an ungentleman, and not gentleman. No provoke me.

Mr.Bones:
would hve hon but it's one and Efe is bera off. BTW quote one funny statement of urs or joke **dashes out**

Something must be wrong with your brain - it probably shifted places with your excretory system.

Dem talk say nominations - meaning you can list more than one person. You go school at all, even if na nursery school?

You berra edit that post and include my name there!

Mr.Bones, you no go nominate me?

Shior.

You're such an ungentleman.

^^ Why you dey apologize to am?

Stale.

You dey ask me?

Anything to keep yourself busy - E fit be running around the house, anything.

ARareGem:
Bashy u r a waste of time. I feel for your wife.

Ha! LWKM!

Mr.Bones:
It is a dead end honey whatsoever

Btw saw this in ma box(sent by a friend), worth smiling at least.



FORGIVENESS IN ADVANCE

There lived a jackal in a village that had eaten all the chickens in
that village until one day the jackal thought to go to a priest for
confession for sins committed against the chickens.
While at the confession room and while the pastor was absolving
the jackal from the past sins, the last cock that had survived the
genocide did not hesitate to crow. When the jackal now heard the
cock crowing, the jackal asked the priest “please father, can you
forgive me in advance!?”

As Studio would ask - Where is the joke?

You go keep yourself busy ni my dear.

Horrible! Horrible! Horrible!

^^ Aww. . . Pele love.

Abeg no fat o, e no good for you.

Good one El Guapo!