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No vex oo, but how you take know?

Hehe.

Where is he anyway?

cynthoney:
ma sista, i dey oh

if only d likes of sledge ll just jump from 19th floor as said

Gosh! this world ll be a better place

19th floor too small, 36th floor will do!

sledge406:
Tanning,
Yes, e dey disguise so as to penetrate into your domitory so dat attrocities fit dey committed but not with you.
After I commit  , I go make sure say I off light use belt beat u before I run.

You well so?

cynthoney:
noooo na man

i just wan yab dem two

d sledge no dey comot mouth for ma matter na y i join am put

Fear be wan catch me.

So no be only me the guy dey always stalk around? I swear, that guy no get work at all.

How you dey?

Element G:
dats really for a long time, anyway gudluck in skul ok? see ya later bye

Yeah, I know.

Thanks, laters!

Element G:
well tanimz i av to go now, i will be back in d next one hour

I'm leaving soon too. Might not log on for a week.

Yes.

Efe, nice one.

Sledge be woman?

^^ Are you Vicks?

It's not yet lunch time.

Abi?

BTW, I love your name, it's funny.

Good one.

Babes, where are you going? I might not be here when you get back.

Meaning? No make I vex for you oo.

You said +1 GMT, and I replied Angola, you come dey insult me.

Element G:
U DONT LIKE IT , k now am in deep shiit

Bros, find better joke for me.

Efemena_xy:
T_z lemme share sum of ma secrets wiff ya:

1. Always appreciate a guy's effort - that way he'll be spurred on to do even berra

2. Nor dey jealous Efe's jokes. . .just be happy wiff & 4 me

Secrets? Ha!

Make the guy find joke for me jare.

Yes, Angola.

Element G:
so tanimz do u like it?

No, not at all.

I'm giving you a a second chance. It's up to you to use it well or not.

Efemena_xy:
^^ na u sabi I nor send  

er. . .element, make sure warrever you give her - my joke remains superior  

Superior ko, inferior ni. Element, if my own no better. . . I rest my case.

Element G:
hope say i never post joke enter wahala like dis, ok i knw wat i will do, i will just post at random

Sha let my own be better.

Vic2k3:
What does ma profile say?

Angola.

Efemena_xy:
T_z he's in Afghanistan

can't u see it girl??

He talk say +1 GMT, Afghano no be +1 GMT.

Element G:
oh God am in trouble today

You're not, simply give me a better one.

Efemena_xy:
green eyed monster  

No be you I resemble?

Element, mine better be better than that!

You dey for Angola?

Element G:
av u heard of d figure of speech called "hyperbole", lets just say i was testing my grammar

You were testing your grammar? Which kind test be that, you still dey secondary school?

Element G:
k i will give u both a joke k?

Okay.

Efemena_xy:
na me 1st ask am  

It doesn't really marra.

Me nko?

For where? I no see am.

Element, why you dey lie na? Who talked about checking heaven?

I don't get you.

Sleep dey catch you at this time of the day. You no know say na 9.05pm for Kuala Lumpur.

I won't mind. I know you're always happy when you see me.