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Una even get sign post?! Sorry, but I no see anything.

No vex, I go knock next time.

Studio CFR:
Where is the joke?

Cosigned.

Vic2k3:
@poster i fink u're high on sometin

You wan tell me say you no use the book?

Okay oo. . . I hear you.

Any gist for me? Wetin I miss?

Wetin i do this time?

Aunty, eyin ko ni mo'n ba wi. But anyhow, adupe oo.

Awon oko yin nko? Se awon naa n'gbadun jollof?

^^ Se wa pa?

makajibbz:
my angel's asleep

Aww. . .

Hey Sweetie! I'm awake now.

Idowuogbo:
lol dem get 2 its morenikeji and olukorede dier pupsi calls dem oo
but me jus love igbo name sotey

You sure?

Or, is there something I need to know?

Efemena_xy:
Lol!

that's b/cos we nor need to spell out everything to each other

most times we nor even need to talk - but erm. . .sorry to dissapoint you sha

**I know say you dey find gist aproko**

So why you come make me commot? I for use that time hear better gist. _{It was 57 minutes for goodness' sake!}

tayo_ast:

FYI, I am married.

Sorry if this seems a little personal, but why una give una pikins Igbo name?

Wetin happen to all those beautiful Yoruba names wey me and you be discuss the other day?

blacksta:
t_z - stop stalking me

You well so?

Okija_juju:
CHINEKE!!

Are you guys fighting on a "LOL" thread?!    Lol means; Laugh out loud!!

Oya make una take this joke cool temper;



On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is Tanimz on her shiny new bike. The cop says to her, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Tanimz says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue her a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

Tanimz takes the ticket and before she rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humouring her, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

Tanimz then says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d1ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."

I liked the joke, But next time no dey use my name anyhow._{Take that as a warning.}

More please!

lysaa:
[size=20pt]six waffy slaps on efe's face!!!![/size]

The 1st one didn't work for me, so i couldn't be bothered about the rest 

How far correct sis?

Where you run go all this while?

I don't have your time, go and bother someone else.

^^ I kunkun trust you.

How ya husband, Blacksta?

Studio CFR:
U no fit do shi shi

Na so you dey always get mouth for the begining. Later na you go come use your two kneels dey beg. Enough said.

sledge406:
Tanimz, since wen all the people u dey look for show face, wetin u don fit do dem? Dey rake anyhow. Short woman!!!
BTW, see your agbalumo don fall. E fall from your bra wen u bend down jst nw. Everything about u too small.

Must you show the world how stupid you are?

Please stop embarrassing yourself. _{If you get better thing to yarn, holla back at me.}

^^ Where is my joke?

Idowuogbo:
hey tanisum , omo u  miss oo
i don break bottle
but holy spirit , don calm my body
i am born again

Aunty, I missed you too oo!

Wetin happen?_{I know say I miss plenty for those extra hours i sleep}

Blacksta don leave you ni? Or is it someone else, tell me so I can deal with the person!

^^ You never see im new video??

Pharoh:
I am brown sorry dear, abi u dey mistake me for your ex husband?  Whitestar

Na you dey for that picture, no dey deny am.

^^ Berra mood? What's wrong with my present mood?

^^ You no see say na him start the fight?

^^ Bros, who call you for matter?

No need, the love between me and my husband is very strong. Thanks all the same!

Shey you wan make I lie ni? We no host OJ yesterday. He dey find joke for me, remember?

57 minutes and it's only two responses?

Efe, upon all the

Efemena_xy:
@Tanimz can't u let me be alone with my husband even for 5 mins??  

hmmm??  

Na only 2 responses? 2 responses? SMH

^^ You sure say e no dey diluted?

tanimz:
They no born you well to try am!

You no fit do me anything you know.

Na only mouth you get.

Efemena_xy:
Actually, OJ don go kaka toilet

na the food Tanimz and Makajibbz cook 4 am last night dey turn im belle so. . .

I am highly, highly disappointed at such an utternace- especially from someone like you._{If na Stud/Vick I for understand, but you.}

I expected much better from you. For you to say such about me and my darling( ). 

They no born you well to try am!

It's very possible he's asleep.

I get my own, why I go wan see your own. _{I'm a very contented girl, you know?}

Vic2k3:
yawa don gas. I know say taminz na sharp girl

Wetin I do again?

Efemena_xy:
@Tanimz can't u let me be alone with my husband even for 5 mins??  

hmmm??  

No vex, I'ld be back in five minutes.

Vic2k3:
^taminz u might get urself banned by saying that. Don't know how 2 deal wit dictators?

Yes, i do know how to deal with dictators. The thread says The Secrets We Adults Keep and I asked for her secret.

Efemena_xy:
T_z abeg come Off-topic jor if na gist u dey find

I nor want make dem lock Element thread

Okay, I don dey waka come.