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Na you know.

Bros, abeg try to make sense.

Efe, you no know Steve Jobs?

Pharoh, e be like say you don dey kolo small small.

Efemena_xy:
Actually, if you must know - the joke is between my baby's legs - you fit put your hand inside there to search . . .

but you go do am soflty-softly sha - I still need that engine to work this night

**sniggers**

Shame no catch you.

makajibbz:
lmfao . . . . try yu luck, baby

Please.

blacksta:
t_z  hmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



abeg no more kisses for maka

Because. . .?

dayokanu:
Tooto ni igba mi ko ni si ise nitori snow ti poju, Aimoye igba ti mo cancel flight mi lo si Texas fun weekend nitori bad weather.

Eyah. . . e pele.

Emelo le cancel flight yin?

Yes, iwo ni mo'n ba soro.

Oniranu oshi.

Me? You must have been day-dreaming.

Aunty ekaabo,

Se e mu gist wa?

^^

Bros, where my joke dey?

blacksta:
Abeg gist me

Whenever you behave yourself, we are friends.

makajibbz:

I said smile! Or do you need my kisses to boost it?

Babanla ode.

I ask you simple question, you no fit answer. Shior.

^ Na you know.

Vic2k3:
Hubby ke

Yes, husband. Are you surprised?

Wetin do your mouth?

My husband.

Why you dey ask, abeg I no want Efe wahala.

Sugbudu iranu, mtchew.

Wow, i didn't even notice.

Come, you dey follow my profile ni?

Ahh! Texas! Ibeyen fi style jina.

Edison ni mo wa, ko jina si New Brunswick.

What happened to your eyes?

makajibbz:

Smile jo!

blacksta:
so u r not my friend

Depends.

From where to where?

Ode.

I hear you. We don over-derail this topic. Come amusement park.

I ask again, are you on cheap crack?

^^ You vex me, so I suppose shout.

**Whispers** Efe, the guy wan post your pikin picshure, how e take get am?

Ashewo oshi.

Daddy ke?

I ask again, are you on cheap crack?

Hi hater!

**Whispers** Pharoh, you no well.

Kilode ti ko fi si iyawo?

Mi o gbe ni NJ, mo ko wa se holiday ni. Ibo le wa?

makajibbz:
i've been waiting for your kisses.  

boondocks, again

Here you go hunnybun:

Yes, boondocks again.

How far?