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You go school at all? Talk true and shame the devil.

Efemena_xy:
Babes I wan run commot

will catch up with y'all in about an hour's time

I hope say no be because of Dyt?

Dyt:
tanimz ask efe
atleast u both know berra

y she no go run

Why she no go run? She no like wahala, and your mere presence be wahala.

I funkysize your name. You no like am ni?

^^ The one she's talking about of course.

E be like say that girl dey take cheap crack.

^^ You a professor? HA! I laugh in Mandarin.

Na una sabi.

Vicks-y, where my joke dey?

Dyt:
wait o efe
y r u now soundin lyk u r a saint
he wz wit u in d afternoon na

Waitwaitwaitwait. . . Who is your husband, if I may ask?

^^ Gotcha

**Whispers**: You sure say the pikin be Pharoh own sef_{Just saying, anything is possible you know.}

Dyt:
he is doin fyn o

bt u suppose know bera now tanimz
afterall he slept in your place last nyt

Dyt, you've come again abi?

How many times do i have to tell you that I don't need your husband?

Efe, so you believe her?

Vic2k3:
Finking **i am definitely in hot(taminz) soup

You better know now. Now where is my joke?

Efemena_xy:
actually I pass the joke onto your dearest Makajjibz - you go market so e talk say e go deliver am to you on your return

Why you dey involve my husband name? Besides, I talk say make Vicks dedicate joke to me, I no tell am say make e pass am to you and you onto whoever.

**Whispers** Why im pikin come be like that?

E be like say she don run.

Efe, do you think we scared her away?

Since the day before yesterday, your hubby no give me joke.

I dey wait for my joke, if e no give me joke i no go gree make e rest.

I've changed my mind. He apologized.

^^ Took the words right out of my mouth!

You for make am clear na, I be think say you be one of the "children".

Oya Dyt, answer the other part of Efe's question- How your hubby?

^^ Shey you'll help me?

Ijo kan pelu.

Ko si oo. . . mo wan be jare.

Ise nko, iyawo?

Dyt:
children ow r u

Your children no dey here, except Efe.

Efe, who be the "we"?

Vic2k3:
@taminz work was great even though most times i was absentminded

Absentminded because. . .? _{Efe, i hope you are seeing this.}

Efemena_xy:
e be like say you don forget the sad ending to the 32 babies story  

Wetin happen to her 32 babies??!!

You try.

Dyt:
ha it feels so gd 2 b home

children i brought biscuit and sweet 4 u

Madam! Wetin be your fist born name again? No vex, but I dey always forget.

How body? Fasting? Your 32 babies? Hope say everything dey kampe.

Efemena_xy:
Babes no need to shout now - e do, nor vex  

I wasn't shouting, neither was I vexed._{Do you use hearing aid? Cos everything seems to loud to you. No disrespect.}

Vic2k3:
Ok how are u doing?

What's with the attitude? Be a little more respectful next time.

Anyways, as you can see I am doing great!

How market today?

I no raise my voice before na. I get manners you know.

Gid forbid bad thing!

But you suppose respect the fact say I dey here na. Courtesy demands so.

googles:
who what do you want to knife ??

Some person.

^^ Shey you no see me ni? You no sabi greet again abi?

Efemena_xy:
hmmm. . .?

nuffin happen 4 my end jor - how your side anyway??

You sure?

My side dey there jare, just the same hustling and bubbling.

**Knocks** _{Happy now?}

How your husband?

A knife and antiseptic.

We be the same thing na.

Oya, come tell me all the gist wey I miss.