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Element G:
dats a bad one stud, a real bad one, i just hope Ben pities him
huh stud, av u been banned b4?

It's not the moderators that ban. Only two people can do that.

You no know say Studio second name be ban?

Topic derailleur!

I no hold you. _{Besides, there's nothing to hold onto, your scales don commot-remember?}

^^ Lotsa people like?

^^

Why don't you know what to say? Why the speechlessness?

^ Amin, e no go kill you too.

^^ Oh shattap!

blacksta:
Ok  - T_z  you know yourself  -you are responsible for turning this place into romance section  - na u dey share the love bug  

Please stop accusing me of what I did not do. What romance do you see going on here? _{If I talk say you still dey into me now, you go deny am.}

Element G:
sorry ooo, make i commot before u catch fire hehehe

You wan run again abi. I go wait you here, no worry.

I'm very fine. Life dey as e suppose be.

How market?

**Whispering** No wonder, I trust my Efe. She no dey ever disappoint.

Here:

tanimz:
So you think I'm funny? _{See as you dey expose your secrets small small.}

Anyways, thanks!

Na number one be that.

Idowu, you talk say I no go school? You wan make yawa burst for here abi?

Blacksta, I shall not comment on your reply. I have no time to reply drunkards.

Oh shattap, you better carry your tail commot for here. this is between me and Pharoh alone.

^^ Stupido_{haven't heard that name in a while}

How are you love?

blacksta:
This is what Ben-10 was talking about no wonder i have lost the zeal for jokes . The Whole jokes section has been turned into one big beer parlour full of drunks.

So, you're calling me a drunk?

Good boy, and if you do the assignment well, there are more to come.

Why are you scratching your head? Na so the dandruff plenty reach.

Pharoh:
Na wetin u speak for up there so? English abi pidgin

Na pidgin I speak, but I dey tell you say make you speak English. Comprendre?

When you come back, I want a joke just for me.

^^ No dey hype yourself. You wan make I tell Efe the secret?

Pharoh:
It takes two to tango u know.
We go blamises both the shayzer and the shayzee.
We done know the shazee abi na shazet or shazette now ( Tanimz ) so na who be the shayzers.

Abeg speak English jo.

^^ I know what omo alata means.

He said alata and not omo alata.

Idowuogbo:
^awhh eyah
but i trust my tanisium , u cant remain an odewenge 4 live
u don soji now abi , pele such is life

Shey you no know me before ni? I big pass all that one.

^^ I dey jare, you nko?

This your husband dey try. Wetin you give am chop?

Idowuogbo:
blame tanism na she dey find love wey no dey
i no wetin dey shakazulu d pikin sef

You no hear say I don find the love already?

Okija_juju:
A teacher was working with her Primary 3 class on
"Thinking Skills". She was giving some concrete examples of
deductive reasoning skills.

"I'm holding an object behind my back", she said, "And it's
round and red."


Little Tanimz in the front row stuck her hand up. "Is it a
cherry?" she inquired.


"No," said the teacher,"It's an apple, but I like the way
you think."


Next the teacher said, "I'm holding something behind my
back. It's long and yellow. Can anyone guess what it is?"



"A banana! A banana!" shouted little Ben 10.


"No," said the teacher, "It's a pencil, but I like the way
you think."


A voice boomed from the back of the room. It was Blacksta. "Hey
teach, how about I hide something and you guess." Not to be
outdone the teacher agreed.


Blacksta swaggered up to the front of the room, dug his hand
into his pocket, and said, "I've got something in my pocket.
It's round and hard and it's got a head on it."


The teacher thought for a moment, her face reddened. "Blackkie,
that's obscene, sit down."


"No it's not teach," he said as he brought his hand out of
his pocket. "It's a quarter, but I like the way you think."

Submitted by: Okija Juju^TM

You know well! But you try sha.

I love it!

Element G:
efe honestly i dont knw wat to say but do u think fine boy like me go get secret

One of your secrets has already been exposed.

^^ Why do you say so?

If you know wetin this one wan use me do, mtchew.

Element G:
bye too
@tanimz sorry i didnt stay to chat with u for long but peroxide don tire ooo, see ya later, love y'all

It's okay, I'ld manage.

See you later then.

^ HA!!

^^ Guy, please stay away.