₦airaland Forum

After using palm oil to eat white Yam.

They will have enough strength to use the Shovel and Hoe for farm labour work.

The woman is very wise.

We offended the god of common sense.

He now worship the god of stupidity.

TundeWX:
gonna b painful mehn,after all the watery beans and colored water at Falgore,kai!!!...my skin coloration still havnt blend back sef.Army DHQ shud pity dem abeg

You dey talk about food.

What about the sub zero temperature in the middle of nowhere

Way person go march sheet just to receive Whatsapp text

Why is Osimhen kicking that ball like imbe?


Abeg I don't want to hear say my ticket cut tomorrow.

If you no fit play make them call Stanley Okoro.

Fulani BMC are really on a roll today.

Fulani and Igbo

Now Islam and Christian?


Which kind of attachment by force people are these?

Islam encouraging Jihad
Christianity encouraging Innovation

How you take allow Olopa to seize your phone. First thing you do when Olopa done dey want prove craze is -

1). Hide your keys
2). Hide your phone and ID cards

See how Northern University set there cutoff points to 120 and 130 out of 400.

After the unintelligent dolts that graduate from there will be offered jobs on a platter and we expect the country to make tangible progress?

Nigeria is a poorly told joke

You for just buy collar and JOJO Can Food for this man.

Another election has come

Another round of apologies

Another effort to grab power and make a fool of the masses.

If una like accept his fake apology and vote for another idiot.

Fulani BMC trying to launder their image by making a very useless analogy of Igbo and Fulani.

You're either a brain damaged person or intentionally obtuse to not understand that Igbos are not embarking on religious Jihad within the towns, cities it village they occupy.

Fulani meanwhile have continued to behead, disembowel and immolate innocent Christian farmers everwhere along the South and Central parts of Nigeria.

Fulani alone is protecting itself an overlord of Nigeria. But just like the Anti-Balakas were able to teach them a quick lesson, I am definitely interested to see another Southern Christian group stand against Fulanis agelong oppression and murders.

The one way shock me pass.

Agege bread that has been fixed at N50 since 1999.

This Gen. Failure came agege bread is now N120.

I'm still shocked.

Sometimes you have to endure to enjoy.

This money you're complaining about will be paid together with your final allawee.

Then you'll be balling after service.

For now, tight your belt. The road is still very tough.

On a less serious note.

If this baby is a girl, serious fire they in the mountain.

Her friends have started to pay her visit. Just now now way she leave them comem

From the dirty packer we can tell your friend is a very dirty person.

What kind of house with a new born baby will this sort of dirty packer still be in use.

Imagine the big venomous snake that you people are breeding inside the house.

Child Protection Services (if this foolish country had any) ought to arrest you and your dirty packer.

Funny though

I've a had a robust discussion with Yakubu Gowon. He was delighted to see my Afro hair. He wanted me to keep in touch.

That man has the brain of a housefly.

I've bumped into Ini Edo (told her I was sorry) stepped on Patience Ozokwor (she gave me a movie disc) and seen Tonto Dike mount her Hummer H3 back in the days.

Honourable mention - Ugoccie (I didn't even know it was her. She was drinking Heineken and eating goat meat)

twosquare:
What a low market value.. Just $500 million among 186.

That's not the total stock valuation.

The companies listed have a valuation of 500million dollars or more. Which is also a VERY GOOD thing.

Especially for a tier 1 bank like Zenith bank.
The dollar availability issue is a regulatory issue and nothing to do with their financial Operations.

Rubbish.

The Afghanistan citizens are not living in fear. Rather they are happy, finally, the Islamic Paradise on earth has arrived.

Infact they can now access their 500 virgins with big ass here on earth.

Also for Ayokunle, we are not saying that Jesus' name is not efficacious.

What we are saying is this, Ayokunle should have sense.

Common sense is expected from a human being like him who occupies a dignified position.

You can't be praying to Jesus to end violence of men using AK-47.

The same Jesus gave Isreal the IDF that responds to her defense needs speedily.

Even as a disinterested as I am in mathematics, I know that borrowing in Dollars, while consuming in Naira will lead to an over circulation of Naira - Ultimately leading to inflation.

But this buns headed Minister of Debt and Borrowing does not know that.

They just went to mosque and selected the daftest people to come and ruin our economy.

You expect Borrowed money to create business and employ people?

How then will you pay back the facility + interest running into Billions of dollars.

The Dullard has wasted all the resources we have currently.

Except the USA is willing to exchange their Military assistance for Jihadists (which we have an abundance of) they shouldn't bother.

What they can help us is this, making Japa-nomics cheaper and accessible so a younger generation can go get the needed education.

He did not sing the song.

Someone obviously trying to market his song, imposed it on Odumeje dancing.

That dancing video is old and I believe he wasn't even dancing to any song in the original video.

Odumeje is a highly venerated Show Biz Pastor.

Nice.

So, is that why Fulanis are killing the farmers who are not Muslim?

So that Muslim Fulanis can come and buy tomatoes and peppers for N350?

Even if you give this to some oracles, them no go gree chop am

idahme:
When I saw your first post I thought you were joking now I know better. People like you will keep saying all this false information to propagate hate and enshrine cantankerous energy around you resulting in obliteration of the warm environment amongst your inner circle, it is appalling, to say the least.
It's good to feed good information into your system all the time, that is an abnormal condition that may be caused as a result of the gene variant from fetus formation to a newbie. The best situation is to take the child to a medical facility for proper diagnostics to be done and not to go about bringing people's name to disrepute.

All this grammar for me.

Wow

Why are they on fatigues instead of ceremonial dress?

There's no nail cutter that can clip someone's tooth.

It's impossible.

By the time a proper forensic audit is done in this country from 2015 - 2023

The auditor might run mad. Because the amount of stealing being ruthlessly carried out by Buhari and friends is enormous.

They thing using this silly alibis will help.

See the handiwork of Buhari and his Fulani bandits.

International Investors are running away because security isn't assured.

I lodge for one Hotel in a SS state.

The room was not bad. N4,500 a night.

I just finished from NYSC camp in Obubra. And I had the most difficult journey to Calabar.

The hotel was in Calabar South.
I was very hungry and needed something to eat. Receptionist, a nice young babe offered to help me get food. Foolish Me, I accepted the offer.

She brought one packed white rice and stew with meat. I ate this food.

The kind of intense diarrhea I had in the night. I woke up several times to the sound of loud banging, I even thought people were fighting. Coupled with the insane mosquitoes that bit me.

In my life, that has to be the worse night ever.

Nice

Good to see positive momentum amongst the traditional banks.

Buhari will never make 1$ = 1N

Instead he will make 1N = 1Kobo