₦airaland Forum

Make plans to be mobile.

Move light.

Do not follow the crowd into limited areas like rivers, canals or ponds.

Stay safe. Confirm if small bursts of gunfire followed the loud bang.

Nigeria would have to make atonements for murdering Christopher Okigbo..

Failure to do this, the prodigal will continue is sporadic affliction of Nigeria from all sides.

How could you have murdered the beloved son of Idoto?

Nice One.

BOKO HARAM terrorist were trying to import hard drugs which they substitute for Alcohol.

But our 'suddenly' proactive DSS has helped to forestall the sale and distribution of these drugs.

This is a very good move, and hopefully will be sustained.

Totilopussylick:
Why are fresh graduate dying anyhow this days

Is it better not to graduate at all

Instead of graduation.

After your Final Exam.

Just go and start taking 100 LEVEL courses again.

Oya go and start learning how to fry Akara


E done be for you.

theInterpreter:
Buhari himself is a jihadist criminal
So his cabinet is undoubtedly sabotaged
Bubu is a combination of cluelessness and criminality

Intelligence related activities are dictated by the Office of the NSA.

The NSA works closely with the President.

Whatever is happening now, intelligence lapses and accomodation of Jihadist Ministers are indications that this government is Pro Jihadist.

So even if we can exonerate independent bodies like the DMI and NPFIU, the core Agencies DSS, SSS, NIA and DHQ have shown an abnormal tolerance for Islamic Jihadist.

But anytime Fulani Herdsmen kills Christians in Middle Belt, Buhari's thing becomes hard like iron rod.

This goes to show that Samuel Ortom had the interest of his people at heart.

The Post should not be in Crime Section.


It should be in Suicide Prevention section.

Because you done dey use style enter express.

Airforce but your music career no fit fly.

Women are really funny.

You knew his position on your pregnancy.

You still went to his house to drink a strange substance.

Or is the family trying to exonerate the dead woman.

Sometimes preventing these things are easier than curing.

Seeing that Pastor Albino didn't want a child, the woman ought to have called off the engagement.

Stay Cold Bros

Looks like

You forgot to add BMC members trying to think with their brains.

That's the 8th way to die in Nigeria

That's why the fear of sudden death does not allow them to think with their brain, they instead use their anus.

There is a way that seemeth right unto a man. But the end thereof is destruction.

It's not by force na

If your money no reach to fix the screen.

You can buy Infinix Hot 4 or something.

This idea that businesses should make things cheaper to appeal to our tight pockets is unnecessary.

Brand new Cars are very expensive. Nobody complains about buying direct Belgium because even if they slash the price by 50% even some politicians no go fit afford am.

This is an example of an Intelligent Intelligence Agency.

Proactive. Precise. Productive.


Under our own Moi-moi and Akamu non-Intelligence Agency, we have had Pantami, Abba Kyari, Malami and series of Intelligence related embarrassments.

Even the serial attacks on Civilian Populations are something our Akara Agents should be proactively stopping.

Well, if this is true then CBN must be commended.

Nobody cares about the tribe, gender or religion of CBN or it's staff now it has achieved something meaningful for the WHOLE of Nigeria.

But when nepotism, tribalism, and religious fanaticism are made criteria for appointments there will obviously be failures and retrogression.

Gen. Failure continue to work hard towards ammending the monumental failures you entrenched in Nigerian history.

Ihekweazu remains the most proactive Minister in Buhari team of failures.

I cannot imagine a COVID-19 response plan that did not include this intellectual Dr.

Unfortunately he has not used his high office to attract better welfare for his fellow professionals.

Everywhere Olympus has fallen.

Even CIA no fit prevent the fall.

I can never envy gamblers.

The same person that won 30million will still stake 1million and it will cut.

Look at how this barren Fulani goat is wasting the wealth of our country.

Instead of giving peanuts and bribe to Militants to prevent agitations.

Why don't you make the country a fair and just place where Merit and equality thrives.

No, this donkey will rather share bribes to a few people and watch the rest of us wallow in extreme poverty.

For this Buhari era way Bandits full for forest?

Make this our Mumu Nigerian Army and Air force no go bomb people children?

If possible they should host it in Lekki Conservation Centre.

When they get to 30 years and that boy separating them starts to date 19 year old women.

They will go and trend 'Men are grooming children for marriage' on Twitter to vent theor frustrated lives.

Now in their youth, look at how useless they are.

That money is not even up to N2,000,000.

But let's pretend that his intentions are genuine and not for self aggrandizement.


Does he also intend to use the 3 car keys he's trying hard to show us, to carry sand for the drainage?

Goat

This woman must be Satan's First Daughter

Because the sort of wickedness that she expressed on this child, even the Devil would be shocked.

The future is not female, the future cannot be evil.

DSS

Our Akamu and Akara intelligence agency.

Any Intelligence Agency that cannot intercept Bandits closing in on Civilian population is a useless agency and should be turned to Fast Food restaurant.

Have you tried to pour spit from inside the lecture hall and the saliva just gum for side of your mouth.



Have you ever sheet on your school uniform during 2nd period of JSS 1 on your first day in school.

You can't go out, you can't stay in the toilet. When your class mates come in, you'll pretend as if you're still sheeting. But deep down, you know say kasala done burst.

Finally the minder comes in and everything just cast.

Osibande

Name him Osibande.

Amen

It's way safer to marry a virgin.

Because the Evening Newspaper has explored her sexual fantasy. As a human being human wants are insatiable.

No matter the bedmatics and lovematics you do the Evening Newspaper will never be satisfied.

Virgins however have started with you, if anything there would be a sense of pride that something you used and remain is what another man is dying for (if that time ever comes).