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Sappers are Army Engineers


Them done use Iron rod wipe the guy for head. Rupturing a vein.

Nigerians don't understand the danger of having a system where brutal injustices like this seem normal.

Just because of slap. This man has killed someone's only son.

You no know say Whitey dey follow bomb.


The red flag here is the multiple changes in delivery protocol.

From DHL, to Emirates.
From pickup, to pay before delivery.

What you should do is, tell Emirates to give you pickup location.

DoggoneDogg:
Thing is most Nigerian slay queens are dumb so they may ignore this ride & hop into a Lexus or C Class Benz because their knowledge/exposure is limited to social media.

Did you buy the car for slay queen validation


Bros leave that low mentality.

Real men know real value.

Porsche Cayenne, till tomorrow, has my Respect even though everybody done dey fit afford am

Now the day is over, night is drawing near

Shadows of the evening, rest across the sky.


Father guide us on our way home, amen.


Primary 3A (most intelligent pupil)

Nigeria almost happened to me. Tueh

Release the nudes before him


He will weak

Brush your tongue well.

Not those 2 sec everywhere done burst type.

Press more paste. Use your brush and scrub that tongue until blood oozes out everywhere

That alone will kill old cells.

Nice one from the verbose midget of Calabar


I really miss the roasted unripe plantain and vegetables sold at Marian market.

Also worthy of my missing, is the beautiful landscape close to 11/11.

Lastly, I cannot forget the extreme konji that almost ruined my stay at Calabar

All those talk about Efik women, and none was bold enough to drain my balls.

Very nice observation


I've made the very vague suggestion that there could be a proliferation of light arms and heavy machine guns across the Sahel, and into Sub Saharan Africa.

The very disorganized nature of our internal security will definitely allow these arms in.

The tribal loyalty by Heads of the Armed services will ensure they are used on Christian, Southern, Farmers.

Lower food production. Heavy reliance on Imports and Foreign Aid. Also there should be one or two loans with outrageous demands attached.

CNN aired an interview with a CIA employee before the CIA pulled a stunt to justify it's haphazard handling of the Afghanistan mess.

No wonder in my neighborhood these Fulani women have started to sell puff-puff and zobo all of a sudden.

The men are now selling cars.

So Buhari the king of Jihadist has been using part of National budget to provide welfare for his village people.

The fake dwarf goat has reduced their points.

The real goat has come back home.

CR7

Try to be a little more easy going with your neighbors.

Greetings. Random act of kindness, and being totally clear minded when dealing with them.

When I went for NYSC in another state and tribe different from mine. I had the same experience.

Mine I even tried to be kind by giving to a poor Pastor and his family that lived just across the fence. People just don't like when a new person, somes in to their community and minds his business. Humans fear what they cannot understand.

But I would still open my booter and find dead lizards but I never took it personal.

Don't allow this act drive you to isolation and loneliness. Try to keep in touch with your family and have friends from school visit once a while.

In a world where broke men don't deserve love.

Where being poor as a man is a curse.

Where your status as a man is determinant of any chance of mating.

Men should 'up their game' and 'spend more time' wooing women.



Do you people pretend to be foolish? Do you do it to elicit reactions from men?

He has been allowing mercenaries drive into the country with Okada.

Precisely to go and murder Christian citizens of Nigeria in their sleep.

NIS, well done. You've done your own, by killing Southern Christians.

They'll obviously respond.
Let's hope you survive.

I actually thought it was M. Buhari

chatinent:
Baba, I feel you.

If better shit hook you for exam, your mood go bi like when person die.

Have you noticed? That period, you no go mind walking into the valley of the shadows of death..even if shit shit dey ground!

Diarrhea for campus no be better thing.

Unnecessary transfer.

This whole thing looks like a big movie set.

They're coming from kidnappers den, you're first giving them solid food.

You're not giving them any Liquids to check their stomachs tolerance to solid food.

Or was the government monitoring and ensuring their feeding while in captivity.

Northern Nigeria Movie Guild.

Omeaux

Another time, I drank Soya milk and one rubbish fish roll before ICH exam


Guy inside exam hall my belle start to dey misbehave.

This exam had some of the strictest invigilators. You can stand up to talk, they will just give you malpractice form.

One mind told me to bone it. But the thing no allow me write anything for my paper. The whole of my faculty, there was no good toilet.

The lab where we were in, the toilet door has not been opened in like 10 years. I was so confused. I even swore for myself that day.

I still managed take excuse, I'm pressed (with great shame) but you cannot use sheeet to do guy, instead it will rubbish you.

I wanted to head to bank, but that would mean 30 mins give or take, and my exam won't allow that sort of time.

One mind told me to check the lab toilet. Remember this toilet door had been close for 10 years. Never been used.

I just asked the Holy spirit to open that door. If not I'll go to the gutter behind the lab and sheet (you know how exams are, other students waiting to use the lab will still be outside hanging around)

Surprisingly, the lab toilet door was open. But the place done turn to store. I just strong my face enter inside. Find one nice location offload my stomach. Use one old practical book wipe my buttocks.

All this while one of the invigilators had trailed me outside. I could hear her voice. I was just praying she should not enter the toilet, for her own sake. Sharply, I tidied up, as though nothing happened.

Met her outside and explain that I was having stomach problem but it has stopped.

It was a miracle that the lab toilet was open. Something that has always been locked with giant padlock.

There was one day we finished Biology practical

We were just exhausted and exchanging greetings with course mates. That was the last course for the day around 4 PM.

Omo, I heard one loud rumble from my stomach. I just comport myself, use hand arrange my trouser, in my mind, this was the normal level.

I kept greeting, pressing phone and later on strolling to bus stand.

There was a large queue to enter the bus. And you have to go through one hectic maze like that. My stomach kept playing skelewu beat. I kept posting it.

Next thing I felt one watery feeling close to my butt hole. That's when I knew that water had passed garri. By then I was in the centre of the maze. I could not go forward, I could not go backwards.

Imagine the sort of embarrassing situation it would mean, if a 200L erudite scholar like me sheets on himself, while wearing nice corporate wear and flat shoe. Our buses are long, old and discomforting metal boxes that take ages to arrive at the last Bus stop.

I just had to start praying. Sweat started to fill up my face. When it got to my turn to pay, I was so uncoordinated the old man nearly skipped me for another person.

Only if he knew, by now my stomach and anus we're still fighting the battle of who would give up first. The sheet would surge down wards, I'll use my buttocks to press it back inside and feel the rumble in my stomach.

The bus ride was long. Infact the longest ride in my life. I would sit down. Sit on one buttocks. When someone at the back wanted to get down, I will have to stand up so there would be space.

Finally we got to last junction. Around 5pm.

I just started to jog with my corporate wear. From jog the thing enter run. Like 50 metres to my lodge, even Hussain Bolt would have been jealous of me. I was running full speed like someone being chased my police. The people sitting down inside my compound must have known that serious sheet carry me come back, because even their greeting sef I no hear, talkless of to see them.

Got to the protector. Opened it, dropped my bag outside. Went inside with my shoe, before I could even remove my trouser and boxers - explosive diarrhea just kapoom everywhere.

Every sense of relief I've ever felt in my life came to me at that moment. Chai

The men will now revert to the agelong practice of hiding inside Burqas with padded chest and ass to enter the woman's room.

Buhari and Northern Nigeria inside one picture.

Islamic Jihad is that white horn on their head.

This one is using Taqqiya.

Very soon Channels Journalists will start to disappear.

As usual it's Southern Christian Officers Head that will roll.

So that the Take Over will complete.

Na small small

Taliban no get sense.

Of all the people to cook for them, na Naija them choose.

They are both saying the same thing.

The VP Osinbade is downplaying the murders of innocent Nigerians just to secure his 2023 ambition.

If that is not the apex of evil destructive heartlessness, I wonder what else is.

One of them is even named

Cleavon Simpson

His parents already knows that he will be useless.

You're threatening US with the Taliban style implosion. While deploying the military to kill tribal enemies, religious foes (mostly Christian) and political enemies.

You're very funny. Nigeria is a multicultural society, and Afghanistan is an impossibly hard reality to replicate here.

Before that happens, tribal Armies will rise in the defence of their people.

You, the Fulani hegemonist has control of the Central Army (already bias and corrupt). And it's clear for all to see that they selectively defend and protect citizens of Nigeria.

Nice observation.

The last time the DSS and SSS made a terror related arrest was around 2014, if I recall.

And then the HOS was Ita or so. Very cold hearted intelligence officer.

What we have now is state sponsored terror. That is the Presidency of Buhari has by inactions revealed a tolerance for terror related activities.

In contrast to his steep intolerance for agitations from secessionists. DSS will go where the President picks.

For now, the DSS is still concerned with executing state sponsored terror and securing VIPs at burial and birthday parties.

Mikecold:
Nobody wan be Muslim online

I know the pain

Taqqiya.

They know what they are doing
There's no remorse