₦airaland Forum

Agege bread is far better than this now.


If Atiku will give Kano people this kind of flat bread.

What will he now give voters in Akwa Ibom state?

Ijebu garri?

Butter

What kind of butter are you using?

Hardship has turned Parents into beasts.

David must have learnt that sense is far from Israel.

Imagine asking 'Who is a saint' and saying you stand with Abba Kyari?

Does that show any atom of common sense in a human being.

In summary

The Igbos colonized Ile Ife.

Just after their oracle descended with Iron chain and bathroom slippers to eat hydraulic soup.

See the murderous look on their barbarian faces.

These lots have chosen to defy civility and decorum, operating like animals set loose on the innocent Southern farmers.


They have led a campaign of death, starvation and destructive violence on our lands.

FBI wants to order some Etibo, Native and few Kente materials.

They want Abba Kyari to deliver it in person at JFK Airport.

Abba Kyari says that he has running stomach. Instead let IGP go.

Wahala no dey finish

This is exactly what the Nigerian Government is doing to her citizens.

How can one bag of rice be N30,000
Beans extremely expensive
Bread N700
Garri is now an exclusive food

Unemployment, strife, insecurity and systemic injustices.

The government is only bothered by Cows not having access to Southern lands.

This is extremely sad.

To recover from the depths of failure and mediocrity Buhari and his Fulani cohorts have sent us to?

We might need 100 years. Because as at now, every index of human and capital development is low.

Sports that was an effortless unifier has just returned it's worst outing since our inception.

Buhari travelling like a commercial plane. His ministers are too busy stealing funds and singing praises to even perform basic duty.

Concrete failure

Imagine it was Abba Kyari that went to represent Nigeria in Kaftan Olympics.

He will just give up instead of competing with a Jewish Tailor.

Because he's sure that Hushpuppy will wire him money to DHL Native and Kaftan to UAE.

The man has lost weight.

Just only 1 night of FBI requesting for Native attire from him.




If they now come and capture him like he does to innocent people in Imo state, na only him skeleton go remain.

'What you should do to ravage the situation?'


Even me I don't know.

Try to ravage it normally. But don't do too much make them no chook you knife.

You no be billionaire, so na rape your own go be.

Monogamy:
And that's immortal Lt Gen Ikonso's family?

You killed Ikonso.

And you're worried about his wife.

There's really cognitive dissonance buried deep within your skull.

If you cared so much about his wife, you should have left her husband alone.

Are you people in that BMC alright? Is there a hard drug or injection they give you guys?

You stand with Abba Kyari

Then, you carefreely asked 'Who is a saint in Nigeria?'

The stupidity unfolding within this country is shocking. I can't even imagine whether this guy has sense or not.

A Police man, that serves as the operational arm of Justice has been indicted in fraud.

And this bald headed, gypsy looking maniac is asking: 'Who is a saint?'

This one off me.

DSS well-done.

Rather than do the difficult work of gathering actual intelligence and getting things done.

You'll sit your dry ass in the office, smoke skunk and invent foolish stories like this.

Who swear for this country?

What does ''The FG has done theirs" mean?

Imbeciles. Your misapplication of firepower is so obvious. You treat terrorist like friends, foreign mercenaries like visitors and actual Nigerian citizens like enemies.

Fulani you barbaric attempt to destroy Nigeria is clear.

How many hospitals in the Sahel have anti-snake venom.

What infrastructure/facilities will be used to move the patient to the health center?

If snake bites you, reveal your ATM password to your next of kin.

Don't stress us that are remaining.

Every body is now singing.

Very soon they will release album.

Abba Kyari will soon start his own. He might even win Grammy.

Super Crook.

Femi Adesina is testament to the fact, you cannot shame the shameless.

For a man who wrote uneding epistles about the problems with Nigeria - to now actively sell a bigger problem to us as solution.

Adesina has solidly erected a monument of shameless sycophancy for himself through history.

NYSC should commence posting Southern Youths to Cameroon and Benin Republic rather than Northen Nigeria.

Let them serve these two countries instead of the barren waste land up North.

The experience they gather will help in alleviating poverty.

Very sad day.

But within those seven days of mourning.

May common sense prevail on Southern Youths posted to ridiculously far distances, to shelve any plans of travelling.

The roads, the security, the atmosphere even the wild animals on the road portend danger.

Even Beans is now more expensive than Rice.

Funali have destroyed this country, completely.

This one na Executioner.

Colorless photographs.

See how staff of the Senate President look like teachers in a Unity Secondary School magazine shoot.

El Rufai why don't you go and eat beans and grow tall.

Or better still go and read the Quran.

Or go and demolish another property.

For God's sake allow the rule of law to thrive. If you cannot obey courts order inside small Kaduna, how will you obey court orders in your imaginary position as President.

Abba Kyari should package correct Etibo, Native wears and Kaftan for the FBI director.

It will help in ensuring they don't kill him extrajudicially as he killed many underprivileged young men in Imo state.

There is no benefits of sweet potato.

Yam is highly recommend.

Stop using phony articles to drive demand for Northern crops sold at exorbitant prices in the South

Nigerian praise singing, brown envelope journalism is nauseating.

Because of one takeaway with jollof rice that is barely colored and finger sized beef - you use the grandoise words - feast.

May the hunger that appetizer meal stirred up in these women strike your hands whenever you want to write rubbish in future.

Sunday Dare will finish sampling all the high end escorts in UniAbuja before he can concentrate and do a thorough Job as a minister.

As though he expected all round failure, he promptly cemented Buhari's position as the no. 1 failure in Nigeria with that Akube blazer.



Fulani and mediocrity has destroyed this country.

Surprisingly, even with Buharinomics and it's attendant hardship people still use private helicopters.

Even if Abba Kyari saved your soul from going to hell fire.

That's your business.

Even if Abba Kyari saved your blood from mosquito bite.

That's your business.

FBI just placed an order for Native wears, and they want Abba Kyari to deliver it.

FBI well-done.

What is the job of DSS, SSS, NIA, DMI even the defunct EFCC and ICPC?

Why is Nigeria such a shameful entity suddenly under Buhari

Nothing is working normally.

Just collecting salary and signing attendance.

SlyDev:
Why should I stress my self to learn igbo when French, Arabic is next to me. If you want to do business in West Africa, learn French and Arabic.

Igbo wey the language dey irritate the owners na him u wan make people learn, oga dey ur deh o which kind wahala be dis sef, igbo? I don die, language that will soon extinct

Vituperations of a headless snake.

Cacklings of a cock, being wanked without lubrication.