₦airaland Forum

Nigerian women

Enjoying the perks of having a toto

The foolish country with it's hardship for hardworking men.

Bad guy

More Vaseline to your right hand.

More Ororo to your preek

And more friction to your veiny preek

Let them call Abba Kyari

He now deals in Native wears and Etibo

And also offers home delivery, for a small fee.

Even Kenya is making beneficial progress to the advantage of it's citizens.

Down here, if it's not cow, then it's Naira falling like a flaccid preek.

Then corruption. Then the President running like someone who is pressed to the UK for treatment.

Nigeria is now a global laughing stock.

May GEJ forgive us.

Carambola12:
I don't know you bro. But I pray you will never know peace in your life for labelling me a scam because I came to express my feeling public.

You will see disaster in your life. Good things will never locate you.

Bro, calm down na

Because of N5,000 you done swear give person.

No be so.

Okay.

Reactants.

Abi Chemicals.

But when we have accused citizens, idiots from your force will rush to serve instant justice on them.

Why don't you shoot Abba Kyari dead like he did to the numerous innocent young men in Imo state.

Forking idiots.

If you are a Fulani Muslim.

Fulani Northern Muslims in any Uniformed service are the most corrupt human beings in this world.

They knowingly perpetuate the tribal hegemony to have everlasting cover-up of their heinous crimes.

Customs, FRSC, Immigration, NPF, NA, DSS to even the EFCC.

ICPC is moribund. I heard they now sell restaurant in their head office.

Which kind of Pam slippers is that NYSC staff wearing bawo?

Even if the hardship is hugging you from behind, try to be presentable.

With the squalid state of Aba, will any sane person invest their hard earned money there?

Dust bin heaps rising to the skies like skyscrapers in Dubai.

Clean up your city first, even though your governor looks like Moto-Moto the hippopotamus.

Obviously the Secret Police of the Nigerian State


They engage freely in abductions, attack on private homes and assassinations.

Even for N300

I will choose relocation.

Fulanis have destroyed this country. Nigeria used to be so manageable.

But now, the whole place is like a preparation for hell fire.

INCREDIBLE007:
you didn't add efcc

Those ones are useless.

If it's not a Yahoo Boy in Lautech.

Don't bother calling them.

2GB ram

Are you aware that Tecno phones have 8GB ram now.

TY Danjuma the crooked eye devil killed his boss for being fair.

Now TY Danjuma is encouraging insurrection against the Nigerian state headed by the Northern Oligarch on whose orders he killed numerous innocent men.

TY Danjuma can you see, that sense is far from you. All your wealth, stolen reward for the brutality of your actions against harmless children and women. You can't even use it to defend your village, that still has no tarred roads.

You don't even have your gang of Generals in the Army.

Your only achievement was sharing puff-puff and fried rice inside a box on your birthday last year.

Buhari and his Fulani cohorts have destroyed even the sports we were managing.

Haba!

How can cluelessness be so infectious.

Economy is in shambles
Agriculture is almost destroyed
Education is gasping
Sports done collapse
Naira is dead
Jobs and Youths zero
Social Investment nil
Military that you claim to own zero

Kai, where did you people bring this man from?

Monogamy:
.

Your brain go done over heat by now.

Better on fan or use pure water to cool the Temperature.

What then is the job of DSS, NIA, DMI, SSS and even the NPF IU.

How can a fraudulent thief send funds to a Police officer who has been in the national spotlight for half a decade.

Do we even have a credible intelligence agency that acts preventively on people. Is there any thing as surveillance on security personnel.

Or, has this government invested only in the silence of dissenting voices and contrary opinions and ethnic witch hunt and assassinations.

Rubbish

Is it not Toyota Corolla side mirror he knocked down.

With N3,000 you will buy new one. Infact if you beg Ladipo boys well, they will dash you one.

The real honesty is when you knock of a G-wagon side mirror. Even the Police escort will not allow you write note and keep for his oga

Women and making silly mistakes when rich/affluent men are involved.

Did she not check the plate numbers of the car?

The driver's description?

What about the GPS location of her original Uber ride?

You people think we are idiots abi? A hookup gone wrong.

When sensible/soft non-aggressive men toast you women, you treat them like trash, like they are freaks of nature.

You want alpha males who can fork you rough. Well here you have it.

This Transgender guy.

So his mother still lives in a Zinc house?

With his nose that is bigger than Abba Kyari's head.

The CIA and FBI directors just placed an order for Native dress and Fulani beef.

Their exact instructions was for Abba Jack Bauer Kyari to deliver it in New York.

Please Sir, can you deliver it?

RIP to the dead.

There are hobbies that really take you to the edge faster.

At least these men decided to fly a plane and use to somersault in the air.

Here in Nigeria, buying beans to eat with your hard earned money is an extreme sports.

Heck, you could be sleeping and Buhari's hardship plane will crash land into your house.

Oga O

'Good Evening, Ma.'

You are not a newspaper.




Every spirit of attracting needless curse from Pa Benson Idahosa (+)

Get the fork behind me.

Abba Kyari has been outed as a fraudulent, bribe seeking super fraud.

You expect us to believe this infantile attempt at demonizing the people's of SE and SS origins.

How many Imams spreading hate and bike has the Police arrested and set on the floor like thieves.

How many instruments of Islamic worship has the Police desecrated due to Boko Haram's destructive violence in the NE? None

Very soon you will arrest the Mama put that sold food to suspected ESN members.

Children of fraud and corruption.

These brain deficit, mindless cartons cannot even string sentences together for minimum comprehension.

What did we do to Britain to deserve this eternal damnation?

Is it a Southern Nigerian that ate the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden?

Or are we the ones that crucified Jesus?

With the increased hardship in Nigeria.

And the consequent reduction in food waste and dust bin goodies.

It is only an Idiot that will remain mad.

With what food will your madness run on?

It's better to find work now. When the economy gets better you resume the madness.

I don't wish the President death.

RIP Buhari Oloto

Help us to beg any angel, let them reduce the price of Beans in Nigeria.

Beans is now more expensive than Rice.

Only under Buhari Olodo.

Why are you insulting Nigeria's Jack Bauer


Is something wrong with you?

Entrepreneur
Dubai
UAE
Tayo


All of these are red flags.

Let me wait for FBI to finish with Ramon Abass Ayodele.