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Crime › Re: Angry Mob Set Motorcycle Snatcher On Fire In Makurdi (graphic Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 4:22pm On Apr 13, 2025
sonsomegrigbo:
South East and jungle justice...






Tueh! shocked




NDI FLAT HEADS
Illiteracy is your biggest problem. Is Markudi now in the South-East? 36states and Capital is one of the first things every Nigerian child gets to recite in school but agbero money no gree make you finish even primary school
Politics › Re: Yobe To Reintegrate Ex-Boko Haram Members After De-Radicalisation by tasalanoni(m): 11:00am On Apr 11, 2025
SoftSport:
Just like the ex-boko haram members, Nnamdi Kanu, the leader of ipob could also be rehabilitated if he confesses, repents, and will be reunited with his family.
Wes
Health › Re: Pregnant Woman And Unborn Child Die After Hospital Allegedly Demands ₦500,000 by tasalanoni(m): 7:54pm On Apr 02, 2025
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Romance › Re: EKSU Lecturer Calls Student’s Family, Says She’s Wasting Their Money (Photo) by tasalanoni(m): 10:14pm On Mar 08, 2025
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Romance › Re: Top 5 Worst Addictions Or Vices by tasalanoni(m): 2:03pm On Mar 08, 2025
No addiction comes close to tobacco's. At different points in my life, I was involved in at least one of the things listed except cultism of which cannot be properly called an addiction, but I gave all of them up immediately the will kicked in. Quitting cigarettes takes only a special kind of self-will and grace. If you are not a smoker, wake up every morning with a heartfelt prayer never to start.
Politics › Re: Senate Suspends Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan For 6 Months over rules violation by tasalanoni(m): 3:23pm On Mar 06, 2025
Ola9ja23:
Victory to democracy


Congratulations to the people of SS and SW


Shame to our SadEast Beeeerfraud 😁😜😁😜
May your life be like Nigeria. Say a loud Amen
Romance › Re: Does Sleeping With Prostitutes Affects Man's Destiny? by tasalanoni(m): 5:20am On Mar 06, 2025
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jerry Eze's NSPPD Expands Global Reach With Massive Gatherings by tasalanoni(m): 3:28pm On Feb 24, 2025
rainluv:
Go and cry somewhere else 😡
The oyibos that gives testimony on the platform are what?😏
Innate dumbness wouldn't allow you look closely. Show me just one pure caucasian of European or American origin that follows his programs and I'll give you 100k. I don't mean Asians or other third world whites. I mean people from advanced countries.
Americans, English, Germans, Dutchs, Northern Italians, Swiss, Scandinavians.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jerry Eze's NSPPD Expands Global Reach With Massive Gatherings by tasalanoni(m): 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2025
If you look closely, you'll discover that not a single white person attends any of his events.
Why? Oyibos know it holds nothing useful.
Blacks will always be the most brainwashed entities
Properties › Re: Once Your Palour Is Like This, Nigerians Will Think You Have Money by tasalanoni(m): 8:36am On Feb 11, 2025
duduade:
Yes o

But all na taste and packaging
What's tasty about this?
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested With 1,300grams Of 'ecstasy' Drugs Worth N273m In India by tasalanoni(m): 11:49am On Feb 07, 2025
Watch how wasterners who litter their lands with excreta in nylon bags will jump on this thread to check name and insult their fathers.
Igbos trade drugs globally and earn real money from it.
These agbadorians sell more drugs than every other tribe in this country but they mostly sell the cheap, agbero substances like marijuana.
If you must do crime, do it big.
Travel › Re: FG Ready To Welcome Deported Nigerians From US - NIDCOM by tasalanoni(m): 6:23pm On Jan 31, 2025
Fearurcreeator:
Grow up and take charge of your life ... Many of you are here wasting away ... Very lazy people, lazy physically and mentally
If you get mind, say Amen to the prayer first.
Travel › Re: FG Ready To Welcome Deported Nigerians From US - NIDCOM by tasalanoni(m): 4:22pm On Jan 29, 2025
All these agbado online miscreants. May God handle your lives the way your father tpain is handling this country. Can I hear a loud Amen
Education › Re: ASUU Queries Schools Over Students SSCE Performance by tasalanoni(m): 6:46pm On Jan 28, 2025
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Education › Re: Best Universities In Nigeria, 2025 (Full List) by tasalanoni(m): 6:55pm On Jan 21, 2025
Esut, Enugu is miles ahead many schools there. Their Engineering faculty is one of the best in the country. I didn't finish from there but I know this too well
Politics › Re: Angry Dave Umahi Shows A Foreign Contractor How To Do His Job, On Site by tasalanoni(m): 9:22am On Jan 17, 2025
Wes
Sports › Re: Over 100 Athletes Return Damaged Medals From Paris 2024 Olympics by tasalanoni(m): 1:12pm On Jan 14, 2025
Lithiumite:
French and rubbish....all they know is love making!!

French cars nah problem
French fighter jets zero
French weapons zero
French troops can't even stop iswap
French Olympic medals nah gbaruf
It's generally not their thing. Italians are the plug for anything that involves class, polish and aesthetics
Romance › Re: I am a proud Olosho And I Want My Daughter To Be Like Me! (video) by tasalanoni(m): 6:00pm On Jan 13, 2025
ColonelMichael:
You see leg chain, even if I see mary mother of Christ wearing it, olosho must run through my mind, despite how liberal and indifferent I try being towards it, despite how I am admiring any lady, once I see it, chai! I will Start feeling very sick and feverish.
One man's food, another man's poison.
Anklets on neatly manicured and painted toe nails is the quickest route to my heart. That's my own fetish
Business › Re: Christmas: Anambra Industrialist, John Ezeobi Shares 2000 Bags of Rice to Staff by tasalanoni(m):
I'm hardly moved by these arrogant display of wealth and quest for relevance which Nigerians call philanthropy! It never contains anything genuine.
While I'm totally not against generosity, I feel that it should be conducted quietly, without demeaning the beneficiaries.
The food stampedes across many states recently happened because the "philanthropists" gather large crowds in their quest to display wealth, earn public admiration and exaggerate their importance.
The unfortunate thing is that their supposed acts of charity never get to their immediate personal circles. Their domestic and formal staff are underpaid, exploited and hardly have access to the basics of good, dignified life.

I'm not moved one bit!
Family › Re: Married Men, What's Your Greatest Regrets About Marriage by tasalanoni(m): 1:08pm On Nov 14, 2024
Blitzking:
Is feeding part of love cos my wife feeds me to stupor if I no come house the day she see me she go multiply the portion based on the number of days I no stay house..the thing dey vex me..na chop I 2an chop no make I burst.
Does she cook the food with her money?
It's your money you are still eating. Na person wey bring money, na im cook.
Politics › Re: Pictures From The New Flyover Project Along Enugu-Abakaliki Express by tasalanoni(m): 7:20pm On Oct 30, 2024
ckenneths:
Look well, those are market stalls, not houses.
And na mostly Aboki cow and goat sellers full there
Education › Re: Female Students Take Project Supervisor Out For Peppersoup Hangout (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 1:28pm On Oct 29, 2024
What do I call this?
Is it the result of hunger brought about by T-pain or is this just a case of disrespect for oneself?
If I become a lecturer, no student can have access to me on this level. While being kind and humble, don't ever loose sight of class and dignity.
Education › Re: Gunmen Abduct UNN Dean Prof. Oguejiofo Ujam by tasalanoni(m): 1:40pm On Oct 28, 2024
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Politics › Re: I Get Threatened Over My Generators That Don’t Use Fuel – Mailko CEO by tasalanoni(m): 8:45am On Oct 15, 2024
That's a load of twaddle. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed but can only be converted from one form to another.
A power generator is a machine that converts other forms of energy to electrical energy.
The guyman hasn't told us the form of energy he's generating electricity from.
Romance › Re: It Is Hard To Be Rich In Nigeria Without Soiling Your Hand by tasalanoni(m): 7:49pm On Oct 05, 2024
shortgun:
Seriously, I become angry when people believe the only means to riches is to become a yahoo yahoo boy when there are a thousand and million ways to riches legally.
Imagine someone saying a 22 year old illiterate scammer will pay a VC of a university.
angry angry
I'm the last person that'd speak in favor of criminality in any shape or color but to say that these young scammers can't a university's vc is a statement borne of gross ignorance.
Don't be fooled by the hungry looking ones you see in ripped jeans, rubber slides and horrible looking dreadlocks. There are still young yahoo boys that rake in billions annually. Those ones have been taught by their accomplices in Efcc to maintain a low key life in order not to implicate themselves and their collaborators in the upper echelons.
Sports › Re: Onyinyechi Mark Wins Nigeria's First Gold Medal At The 2024 Paralympics by tasalanoni(m): 3:27pm On Sep 06, 2024
It's not mere coincidence. Nigeria is physically challenged and that's why our physically challenged athletes are excelling
Events › Re: Billionaire Funeral Undertaker, Apams Buries Sister In Anambra (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 9:42pm On Sep 04, 2024
Nnewi sense is second to none in the world.
This man plans and organizes the loudest funeral ceremonies across the length and breadth of Nigeria but see how his sister was buried without any elaborate celebration.
Her funeral looks nothing close to anything planned and organized by his brother.
Man is an astute businessman who knows where money is worth being spent on.
Sports › Re: NFF Appoints Bruno Labbadia New Super Eagles Head Coach by tasalanoni(m): 8:36pm On Aug 27, 2024
Ladiesdoctor:
Holland Nationals performs more better in handling Nigeria teams.

Nigeria plays same pattern as Holland

Holland coaches are the best for Nigeria football Teams
Italian coaches are better.
Romance › Re: Lady Removes Tattoo Of Her Ex-Boyfriend From Her Body After Breakup by tasalanoni(m): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2024
PlayMaker14:
.....And life goes on
Ola broke up with her because she couldn't even spell 'goes'. Who would have kept her?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Best Can One Answer This Question? by tasalanoni(m): 10:14pm On Aug 21, 2024
Oga, you wey dey ask me this question, you no go leave am if na you?
Family › Re: Journalist Reacts To Photo Of Nigerian Man And His Older Oyinbo Wife by tasalanoni(m): 11:05am On Aug 15, 2024
He who findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth green card from the USA.
Politics › Re: FG Starts Free CNG Conversion For Commercial Vehicles by tasalanoni(m): 7:41am On Aug 14, 2024
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

From the end of July till Mid-August, FG has embarked on hundreds of feasible and viable projects that will go a long way to ease the hardship on the masses

You can liken this to a sowing season. All hundred should be ripe by October.
A huge Crash in fuel price, increased farm yield and abundance of CNG buses means December promises to be the harvest season for us all cheesy

God bless PBAT
God bless Nigeria
You are truly the Devil's equal. The devil is the master of lies. You serve him and your direct master, Tinubu

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