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RomanceRe: Reactions As Bill Gates' Daughter Uploads Photo With A Black Man by tasalanoni(m): 7:41pm On Jul 09, 2022
Righteousness2:
Noted. Her dad is a Satanic being and one of the Foot soldiers of the antichrist, carrying out the evil, Demonic and wicked assignment of his master, under the false pretense of Philatropism.
Where do you get your information from?
You are not normal by any metric system.
I read your comments and they all testify to the failure of the country in all sectors. If not, you shouldn't be left roaming the streets and the cyberspace.
FamilyRe: You Went To The Gym to pick Your Wife home but u met her like This(photo) by tasalanoni(m): 10:27am On Jul 09, 2022
spencekat:
He is right.Some hospitals permit husbands to be in the labour ward or room during delivery.
It's not possible except it's in a private labor room. No hospital will allow a man into a public labor room.
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My N2k Job Per Day To Start Riding Keke by tasalanoni(m): 6:34pm On Jul 04, 2022
doggedfighter:
Like how much is a new engine, please?
A source I just contacted said he knew someone who purchased one for 320k as at early this year.
Give and take, budget 400k. If it takes about 600k to put everything together, I think it's a fair deal.
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My N2k Job Per Day To Start Riding Keke by tasalanoni(m): 5:51pm On Jul 04, 2022
Na very good decision bro but except you are restricted by funds, don't go for old keke. I'd suggest you buy a new engine and fit it into a used body. As you go on, you can improve the cosmetics.
AgricultureRe: Young Nigerian Builds New 128 Ton Per Day Fully Integrated Rice Mill In Kano by tasalanoni(m): 5:30pm On Jun 04, 2022
It doesn't make any difference. The North shouldn't exist in the 21st century world..
Savage, primitive humans!!
PoliticsRe: Multi-Billion Naira Property That Landed Suspended AGF In EFCC Net (Billion) by tasalanoni(m): 6:05pm On May 23, 2022
Rugaria:
I will listen to you when you tell me why there is no Uyo to Ontsha to Aba to Makurdi Narrow abi wide Guage.
I'm keenly waiting..
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CrimeRe: Alfa Tiamiyu Abass Dismembers Female Customer In Oyo, Police Recover Body Parts by tasalanoni(m): 4:28pm On May 18, 2022
Afonjaaass
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Kpokpogri’s House Demolition, Says I’ll never sympathise by tasalanoni(m): 2:57pm On May 14, 2022
Being rich as a man isn't really everything. There's truly a lot more.
I can't wrap my head around the fact that this guy is worth this much and yet chose to settle with such a cheap slut.
Nigeria's entertainment industry is known for elevating yeyebrities way above their real value and worth. The sad result is that people who are worth more now stoop to idolize and revere these overrated agberos, oloshos and cultists.
If I'm worth half that amount, nothing go ever bring me near women on the same level as tonto dikeh. I'll build my female society from high class career women but if anything takes me close to the entertainment circle, I'll be looking at ladies like Genevieve Nnaji and Mo Abudu.
Well, it isn't their fault. I blame men like kpokpogiri who imagine tonto Dikeh to be gold in the midst of the Lead or mud they've been long accustomed to.
CelebritiesRe: Kpokpogri's N700M Abuja House Demolished By FCDA - Tonto Dikeh's Ex Cries Out by tasalanoni(m):
Being rich as a man isn't really everything. There's truly a lot more.
I can't wrap my head around the fact that this guy is worth this much and yet chose to settle with such a cheap slut.
Nigeria's entertainment industry is known for elevating yeyebrities way above their real value and worth. The sad result is that people who are worth more now stoop to idolize and revere these overrated agberos, oloshos and cultists.
If I'm worth half that amount, nothing go ever bring me near women on the same level as tonto dikeh. I'll build my female society from high class career women but if anything takes me close to the entertainment circle, I'll be looking at ladies like Genevieve Nnaji and Mo Abudu.
Well, it isn't their fault. I blame men like kpokpogiri who imagine tonto Dikeh to be gold in the midst of the Lead or mud they've been long accustomed to.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye: I Am Not Afraid Of Death, I Am Only Afraid Of Poverty (Video) by tasalanoni(m): 7:48pm On May 08, 2022
tasalanoni:
The fear of poverty arises only at the realization that our innermost essence is still undeveloped. Any man whose finer faculties of the mind are trained would never have to fear poverty.
The most reliable index of individual economic wellbeing is how adequately one can cope after being completely stripped of all physical assets..
Can your skill level, experience or exposure sustain you when push comes to shove??
If you haven't arrived this point, you are only floating..
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye: I Am Not Afraid Of Death, I Am Only Afraid Of Poverty (Video) by tasalanoni(m):
The fear of poverty arises only at the realization that our innermost essence is still undeveloped. Any man whose finer faculties of the mind are trained would never have to fear poverty.
The most reliable index of individual economic wellbeing is how adequately one can cope after being completely stripped of all physical assets..
Can your skill level, experience or exposure sustain you when push comes to shove??
If you haven't arrived this point, you are only floating..
RomanceRe: Men... Name Something That Women Wear That You Absolutely Love by tasalanoni(m): 11:35pm On May 07, 2022
Fingernails that are well manicured and painted in black nail polish. Seeing that on a light complexioned lady is a real bomb for me.

NB: overly long synthetic nails do not apply.
CelebritiesRe: Women Threw Their Underwears At Burna Boy At New York Concert (Video) by tasalanoni(m): 9:41pm On Apr 30, 2022
Ruke1989:
Sex Sex. Sex
Nudity. Nudity Nudity
Twerk Twerk Twerk
Breast Padding, Breast Padding, Breast Padding
Buttock Enlargement, Buttock Enlargement, Buttock Enlargement

These are the only things in a woman brain. Very depraved creatures. This is a music concert. What is the meaning of throwing pants and bras at the musician

Na by must for you to be bleeped? Must you always remind a man that you want to be bleeped?

Taking off your pants publicly and throwing it at the musician is not fun but sexual seduction/assault. Seems like freedom is not good for a woman because they are obsessed with being bleeped and marketing sex thereby contaminating our world
Siofra Nnem, come and see what someone is saying about the future. Run ooooo
CultureRe: Why Do People Pour A Little Out Of Their Drink On The Ground Before Drinking? by tasalanoni(m): 9:19pm On Apr 30, 2022
Some people do it as a libation to ancestors or deities to whom they owe allegiance. Others do it as a quick test to determine if the particular product is fake especially in the case of beer or other carbonated beverages. The idea is that if it froths upon touching the ground, it is an original product..
Legend of the bottle has spoken,
Let no man murmur !!
RomanceRe: Can A Dog Impregnate A Human Being by tasalanoni(m): 4:12pm On Apr 30, 2022
Very possible.. Have you wondered how Douglas came about?
PhonesRe: Which Phone Brand Do You Think Has The Best Camera Quality? by tasalanoni(m): 9:40am On Apr 29, 2022
Samsung note series will always win the day.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Will You Choose? - A 100k Per Month Job Or A Lucrative Physical Handwork? by tasalanoni(m): 3:37pm On Apr 20, 2022
gonkin:
I remember when 100k was big money till I earned it. The matter tire me. Unless u get appraisals of 20% per annum for the job, though if the handwork gets you 100k there's always room for faster improvement.
Are these figures monthly earnings or net worth?
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Take This Herbs - Photos by tasalanoni(m): 7:01am On Apr 15, 2022
You mean 80% of Afonja men and Sahel Nothingers take that because here in the land of sunshine, we don't do that.
RomanceRe: Who's That Nairalander U Would Wanna Meet by tasalanoni(m): 4:40am On Apr 09, 2022
Pocahontas, Ishilove, NwaAmaikpe and Pastor Righteousness because to tear am slap dey hungry me.
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Guys Spend On Women Weekly? by tasalanoni(m): 12:41pm On Apr 07, 2022
2ndchildhood:
The only time I spend on a girl is when she comes visiting and stay till the next day; just food and money to transport back not more than 2-3k all together, Yes.. and it must be just once a week, accompanied with serious nacking..

Yesterday, I invited her to come.. but on my way home from my normal day hustle, I see one fine correct Jean like that, 3k. I come dey reason, buying this Jean for 3k and flex it for at least six months and wasting it on this girl who go still complain say the money small, which one better pass. You know the rest.
Atachiri.
CrimeRe: RRS Intercepts Bus Load Of Illegal Drugs (Arizona) In Lagos. by tasalanoni(m): 4:48pm On Apr 03, 2022
triple996:
Mkpurumiri grin
Definitely heading towards east
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RomanceRe: What Tribe Will You Never Marry From by tasalanoni(m): 9:44pm On Mar 30, 2022
Yoloba, brown roofers and Amotekun claws scarred face. Tuehhh

SportsRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by tasalanoni(m): 10:54pm On Mar 25, 2022
Christianos:
No wonder Ghanaian football nosedived in the last few years. Is this the kind of pitch they train/play on?!
Isn't that pitch better than the Nigeria's best?
Foreign AffairsRe: Diesel Shortage In Europe Threatens To Slow Economic Growth. by tasalanoni(m): 2:57pm On Mar 24, 2022
ivolt:
Another western propaganda.
They think they can deceive us with fake news.
The price of diesel has been falling since Putin's invasion.
We fully support him to continue the war as we enjoy the cheapest fuel price in decades.
Are you typing from Mars or another planet far away from here?
SportsRe: Bonke Replaces Injured Ndidi In Nigeria Squad by tasalanoni(m): 1:15pm On Mar 21, 2022
4gf
TravelRe: Nigerian-born US Pilot Addresses His Passengers In English,Yoruba & Pidgin (vid) by tasalanoni(m): 2:16pm On Mar 10, 2022
Abdul05:
It would be better for other tribes to start learning how to speak Yoruba language..... angry
Not only speaking yoruba language but also tearing our faces with Amotekun claws and having brown roofs.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Youths And Premarital Sex. by tasalanoni(m): 10:18am On Mar 06, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Church youth or no church youth, do not shortchange yourself with this premarital sex nonsense.

Conji kills.
Have sex responsibly or just masturbate.

Excessive semen retention can make your scrotal sac so heavy and once the spring suspending the sac snaps because it's hydraulic release has not been serviced by frequent ejaculation....all hell will be let loose, sperm will flow into your artery and mix with oxygenated blood and get circulated round your body.

Sometimes the sperm gets to your lungs and even your ears, nostrils and the brain.

Well, this is what my mom told me, that's why till this day, I always lick my catarrh just to taste it and be sure that it is not sperm coming out of my nostrils.
Ekwensu grin cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin's Table. How Long Is It? Picture by tasalanoni(m): 1:04pm On Mar 05, 2022
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Are Some Bosses Heartless? by tasalanoni(m): 12:47pm On Mar 03, 2022
wink grin
Foreign AffairsRe: We Are Stranded - Nigerians Living In Ukraine Cry Out by tasalanoni(m):
grin Naija embassy told them to remain calm, law abiding and to report any suspicious behavior. They were also urged to go about their normal businesses without fear of molestation as the perpetrators will soon be brought to book.
Typical Nigerian lies have been exported to Ukraine.
CelebritiesRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Chairs E-Money's 40th Birthday Party (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 11:03pm On Feb 21, 2022
Slaysor:
I know you are very stupid and you are Destined to be useless
Do you know most of the people that are made today did it through connections. For the fact that you have condemned yourself to be useless doesn't mean everyone will be like you. I have plans for myself and I see myself Making it big(you can sniff your mom's panties if you are pained)
You can continue taking those drugs you mentioned to wreck more havoc to your dilapidated brain. You asswipe!
I didn't know you to be this smart. Your intellect is taking an amazing leap.
See how you took time to describe your mother. Oh! Poor woman. I wonder how people gathered in celebration the day your miserable self came out of your mother's smelly cun*t. Is this how you choose to pay her back for her toils? Hopeless grass smoker!
I really pray you have sensible siblings who'd take care of your mother in her old age because you are worth no more than pussy juice. Quote me and die.
CelebritiesRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Chairs E-Money's 40th Birthday Party (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 9:19pm On Feb 21, 2022
Slaysor:
Ode! I know say you no get plans for your life. You think everyone is like you that smokes your life away. Nonentity
If not for Osogbo weed, Colorado, sk, meth and all manner of psychoactive substances you consume recklessly, how would you have conceived such a stupid thought or wild, pie in the sky dream. Are you in the early phase of madness caused by traumatic brain injury or is it a glitch in gene arrangement? Your type are the reason this generation is judged to be on a hopeless and lost course. I'll never be numbered among such. Tuehh!!!!

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