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Sports / Re: Onyinyechi Mark Wins Nigeria's First Gold Medal At The 2024 Paralympics by tasalanoni(m): 3:27pm On Sep 06
It's not mere coincidence. Nigeria is physically challenged and that's why our physically challenged athletes are excelling

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Events / Re: Billionaire Funeral Undertaker, Apams Buries Sister In Anambra (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 9:42pm On Sep 04
Nnewi sense is second to none in the world.
This man plans and organizes the loudest funeral ceremonies across the length and breadth of Nigeria but see how his sister was buried without any elaborate celebration.
Her funeral looks nothing close to anything planned and organized by his brother.
Man is an astute businessman who knows where money is worth being spent on.

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Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Bruno Labbadia New Super Eagles Head Coach by tasalanoni(m): 8:36pm On Aug 27
Ladiesdoctor:
Holland Nationals performs more better in handling Nigeria teams.

Nigeria plays same pattern as Holland

Holland coaches are the best for Nigeria football Teams
Italian coaches are better.
Romance / Re: Lady Removes Tattoo Of Her Ex-Boyfriend From Her Body After Breakup by tasalanoni(m): 2:17pm On Aug 25
PlayMaker14:
.....And life goes on
Ola broke up with her because she couldn't even spell 'goes'. Who would have kept her?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Best Can One Answer This Question? by tasalanoni(m): 10:14pm On Aug 21
Oga, you wey dey ask me this question, you no go leave am if na you?

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Family / Re: Journalist Reacts To Photo Of Nigerian Man And His Older Oyinbo Wife by tasalanoni(m): 11:05am On Aug 15
He who findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth green card from the USA.
Politics / Re: FG Starts Free CNG Conversion For Commercial Vehicles by tasalanoni(m): 7:41am On Aug 14
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

From the end of July till Mid-August, FG has embarked on hundreds of feasible and viable projects that will go a long way to ease the hardship on the masses

You can liken this to a sowing season. All hundred should be ripe by October.
A huge Crash in fuel price, increased farm yield and abundance of CNG buses means December promises to be the harvest season for us all cheesy

God bless PBAT
God bless Nigeria
You are truly the Devil's equal. The devil is the master of lies. You serve him and your direct master, Tinubu

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Romance / Re: Lady Surprises Her Husband With 32 Gifts On His 32nd Birthday (video) by tasalanoni(m): 4:08pm On Aug 11
post=131451080:

Do more for her and see what she does on your next birthday.
Women are reflections of what you do for them.....in most cases.
Treat her nice and watch her treat you like a king 🤴.
No wonder you supported Buhari the whole time. See nonsense brain

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Family / Re: 'You’re A Liability To Me!' Man Blasts Lazy Wife Over Dirtiness by tasalanoni(m): 5:06pm On Jun 11
pansophist:
The man sef.

Making a video to disgrace his wife, but ends up proving that he doesn't have sense. She is your wife. You don't make a video to disgrace her. Solve your issues without a camera.

All he just did is give strangers the license to insult his wife, the mother of his kids, and a woman he has sworn to be one with.

Nonsense. The guy man is putting evidence together because he knows how easy it is for the story to change to his disadvantage.
His tone clearly depicts the frustration he faces from settling with the liability he calls a wife.
If he doesn't keep track of issues like this, the wife can twist this story and he'll probably risk losing his children and all he has worked for.
Na abroad, no be Naija.
His approach appears irrational to you but mad man and im sense dey

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Family / Re: 'You’re A Liability To Me!' Man Blasts Lazy Wife Over Dirtiness by tasalanoni(m): 4:59pm On Jun 11
[quote author=pansophist post=130419760]The man sef.

Making a video to disgrace his wife, but ends up proving that he doesn't have sense. She is your wife. You don't make a video to disgrace her. Solve your issues without a camera.

All he just did is give strangers the license to insult his wife, the mother of his kids, and a woman he has sworn to be one with.


Nonsense. The guy man is putting evidence together because he knows how easy it is for the story to change to his disadvantage.
His tone clearly depicts the frustration he faces from settling with the liability he calls a wife.
If he doesn't keep track of issues like this, the wife can twist this story and he'll probably risk losing his children and all he has worked for.
Na abroad, no be Naija.
His approach appears irrational to you but mad man and im sense dey
Crime / Re: Lady Stabs Baby Daddy To Death In Imo Over Sharing Formula From Yahoo Business by tasalanoni(m): 9:33am On Jun 10
WhiteWood:
Oluchi Nzemechi, from Ikeduru Local Government Area of Imo State, is now cooling off in the police net for allegedly stabbing her IPOB boyfriend, Kelechi Nzemechi, to death due to a disagreement over the sharing of FRAUD Money that they forcefully stole from an Indonesian widow to sponsor more terrorist Agenda in Imo state, but unfortunately, Karma quickly did its job faster than the time it takes IPOB terrorist leaders to traffick underage IGBOS Girls to Ghana for prostitution in order for them to raise more money to kill any Igbo indigenes that is against their sick agenda.


Another Good Morning News from the Billionaire Region


FIXED
The wet season is here and your rusty brown roofs have started leaking. Your parents can't sleep anytime it rains in the night.
Pls take action immediately. I know you lack sense but try small on this one. It's critical, biko

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Religion / Re: 8 Important Ways To Achieve Success As Christians. by tasalanoni(m): 10:54am On Jun 09
techub:
To achieve success
1. Don't sleep with another man's wife
2. Don't bear false witness
3. Don't kill
4. Don't sleep with a prostitute
5. Pray
6. Hustle
9. Believe
I'm particularly intrested in your no4. The reason admonitions like this are hardly heeded is that they almost always fail when looked at from everyday reality. If success in its material sense was all that I'd compromise by sleeping with prostitutes, I'd engage in that without any pang of fear. Wealthy people pay most for sex and it's as though their wealth grows in direct proportion to their promiscuity. There are living examples across the length and breadth of the world and largely represented in all fields. Politicians, Businessmen, Entertainers, high ranking diplomats, military.

What irresponsible sexual behavior destroys are basically finer, spiritual abilities and by extension one's destiny. Not necessarily material success.

A person gifted with special abilities must try to maintain connection with luminous centers so that inspiration can continually flow to him.
If such a person through irresponsible behaviors, attaches to inferior persons through sexual contact, his connection with luminous centers may be cut off and in place of benevolent, noble influences, he becomes vulnerable to inferior, base influences and his once brilliant abilities start to dwindle and he may never recover them.

Try to imagine the impact this would have on a person gifted with rare musical abilities. This loss of connection makes him lose pure inspiration and in place of that, he takes to very distasteful, lewd music as is the case today. He may global recognition, make considerable wealth but when considered within the context of destiny, he's but a nonentity.

As well, a healer gifted with the ability to use herbs, precious oils, stones, magnetism and prayers to transmit healing energy to the sick may on account of sexual recklessness lose this precious ability since pure currents can no longer reach him. Same with an Architect, Teacher, Inventor, Painter etc. Once the connection is cut off, only caricatures of the real gift can be produced.

Money and it's trappings can be acquired by anyone irrespective of his destiny.
In summary, real destiny transcends material success.

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Politics / Re: Oil Production Would Have Been At 500,000BPD If Not For Tantita - ARC by tasalanoni(m): 3:21pm On Jun 04
Watianoengineer:
This hardship is too much ooh lord. I sometimes want to regret voting president Tinubu but if we had another option apart from Obi and the PDP fulani man, I would have supported him.

To survive is hard but I hope God bless president Bola Tinubu and help him succeed
You are already reading from the book of lamentations when you've not even opened genesis. Dey play

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Education / Re: British Military Instructors At The Nigerian Defence Academy (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 8:23pm On May 14
Everything about this country will disgust a same mind. Compare the physical appearance of military personnel from both countries and it will immediately become clear that we are light years behind. See what an original camouflage kit looks like
Romance / Re: Hook-up Girls Now Advertise Their Business by tasalanoni(m): 6:45pm On Apr 29
Uptheante:

Not in all instances.
Those marine spirits/sea creatures that engage in prostitution eg. those that stand by the road at night, do not require to be born of a woman. They have the ability to transform into beautiful women & only a spiritually discerning eyes can know they are not humans.
However sea creatures that have a long term goal eg. those that seek to contaminate a person's genealogy or initiate/destroy a whole family, they are the ones that need to be born of a woman, probably a hitherto barren woman that goes to marine altars to seek for children. When such a marine child is born, it will continue propagating it's marine covenant on that family for ages until God intervenes. It's parents are humans, but it will give birth to marine creatures as children & propagate it's generation on earth.
There are some families in Nigeria today that are not humans but marine creatures. Some are popular & in powerful positions while some decide to lie low & carry out their destructive activities
Nonsense
Food / Re: What Food Do You Consider Overhyped In Terms Of Taste? (picture) by tasalanoni(m): 7:56pm On Feb 29
Abacha is one horrible tasting nonsense

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Jafiya Lydia Shehu, Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) Member by tasalanoni(m): 6:50pm On Feb 23
Aboki wives occupying public offices and you still wonder why things are in a bad shape.
Education / Re: UNILORIN Expels 14 Students For Examination Malpractices, Others by tasalanoni(m): 11:02am On Feb 21
Big thief catch small thief. I don't support any group but the lecturers that expel students for exam malpractice are mostly involved in plagiarism. That's how they become professors and earn all the nonsense titles that translate to nothing.
If not, what's the explanation behind a lecturer publishing hundreds of research articles in science but doesn't have a single test tube not to mention a lab..
Where are these research journals cooked from??

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Politics / Re: Bandits Block Gusau-Sokoto Highway, Kidnap 26 Travellers by tasalanoni(m): 10:46am On Feb 21
irepnaija4eva:
I think it's best we regionalise this country..
To curtail all these kidnapping and insecurity issue..

If done properly , the Federal Government in collaboration with the Regional security can easily Beam it's touch light to the affected region, there by reducing insecurity to it's barest minimum.
Which country are you regionalizing? We don't want to hear that anymore. No Biafra, No Oduduwa republic, No Arewa, No regional government of any kind. Na one Nigeria we want . On Tinubu's Mandate we stand!!!
If you run, your papa
Food / Re: See Picture Of #50 Akara. by tasalanoni(m): 2:02pm On Feb 04
Na you know where you dey buy your things from. My family can live on that #50 for a whole month. I only need to mention jagaban's name and wave Apc flag wherever I enter.

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Sports / Re: AFCON Q/finals: "Bring Them" - Angola Dares Super Eagles by tasalanoni(m): 8:20am On Jan 29
G00dharddick:
Because of this, let super eagles destroy this Angolans nothing less than 3-0.

However, iwobi must not play that match
Why this bad blood against Iwobi? Many Nigerians just enjoy football without having a proper knowledge of the technicalities of the game.
Iwobi is a very creative and intelligent player. There's currently no player in Nigeria's midfield who can match his abilities. See how he sprays killers passes and creates beautiful chances from nothing.
He surely has moments when he falters due to loss of composure but that's something that can be addressed with proper game psychology. I believe his best is still to come..
Let's encourage him!!

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Politics / Re: Terror Sponsors Behind Air Crash That Killed Ibrahim Attahiru - Ali-Keffi by tasalanoni(m): 1:32pm On Jan 22
Chibuzoripob:
sad whatever a man planted,he'll surely reap.U can't kill ur fellow human and live long. GOD will NOT SLEEP
You are right and wrong at the same time. The wisdom of God decrees that a man must surely reap what he sows but the harvest time is completely not within the powers of anyone to decide!! The fruits must of every deed must be reaped by the sower either here or in the world beyond.. The killers can live well into old age and not suffer any form of decline in affluence or influence but the laws of God are ever watchful and unwavering. Every guilt must be expiated to the last particle either here, hereafter or in the next incarnation!!

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Religion / Re: "Your Colleagues Will Come To You For Food" - Adeboye's Prophecy Sparks Outrage by tasalanoni(m): 11:33am On Jan 21
Explorece:
If you understand what the Man of God is saying.. please keep shut...and stop attacking a Man of God.

It only means increase....

Stop talking about kingdom principles you don't understand..
Idiot spotted
Career / Re: Margaret Aina Oguntala Becomes Society Of Engineers First Female President by tasalanoni(m): 11:14pm On Jan 20
Focusmind:


She is not a technician......she is a professional Engineer, with many designs and supervisory roles under her belt. undecided
Which dirty design? This same mentality is what supports the technical ineptitude of Nigerian engineers.

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Career / Re: Margaret Oguntala Profile: Investiture Of 1st Female President Of NSE by tasalanoni(m): 9:36pm On Jan 20
Wes
Business / Re: Tope Awotona: Meet Nigeria's Richest Man In The US by tasalanoni(m): 10:46am On Jan 20
Dey play!
Igbo cocaine barons never jam you! You can only talk about richest in the context of legit money.

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Properties / Re: My New Borehole Pumps Out Dirty Water First, Before Clean Water. Help! by tasalanoni(m): 10:42am On Jan 20
Grupo:


I have pumped the water for more than three hours nonstop before. Yet this continues.


When you start pumping at first, the water is dirty but clears after like 10 to 20 minutes. And the water remains clean like that for the rest of the day.

But once I try to pump again the following day, it starts with very dirty water again. And continues for like another 10 to 20 minutes before it clears and becomes clean.
Get a plumber to add a flushing discharge. It basically consists of a ballgauge and a T- pipe. The whole idea is to monitor the water before you lock the discharge and start sending to your overhead tanks or containers.

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Politics / Re: Whose Responsibility Is It To Replace Broken-Down Electricity Transformers? by tasalanoni(m): 9:42am On Jan 16
DivinegiftofGod:
Do consumers have the money to buy a transformer? Abi you think say Dem dey sell transformer for market? It's PHCN of course.

Just go to their office and request for a new one and they'll put you on queue alongside others who had made request and during distribution time they'll supply to the areas that applied for it at once.

Dey play

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Family / Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by tasalanoni(m): 6:54am On Jan 11
Rianalove:


Although my type of surrogacy does not say I am giving up my baby, that's why there's "Unorthodox" there; however I respect your decision.
Good luck on the adoption option.
How do we speak in greater detail?
Family / Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by tasalanoni(m): 8:27pm On Jan 10
Rianalove:



Hello...
I am interested in being an unorthodox traditional surrogate.
This means that I would perform the services of providing my egg for the formation of the foetus, use my womb for the gestation of the foetus for 9 months, birth the child, breastfeed the child/children, take care of the baby or babies, train and raise them with the motherly love that they deserve since you said you are incapable of doing that.
I require just some things which include; A contract marriage and series of test to affirm our health status and eligibility to have children in order to have authentic information towards this course.
I am a 29 years old Virgin who has been daydreaming of giving my virginity to a man who loves and cherishes me, but that hasn't happened yet.
I am willing to pour all the love I have in raising the children.
I'll be willing to include my virginity in the package for natural insemination.
We could include a virginity test in the series of tests we would do before signing the contract.
You would not be required to pay any bride price. Whatever Bride Price my people requests from you would be deducted from the money you would pay me.

The major fee for this service would be 50,000 dollars which covers Raw S*x or Natural Insemination, Conception, Gestation of the Child or Children, Child birth, Breastfeeding, Childcare and Child training.
The side fee would be 1,000 dollars as soon as we meet and and start up the processes.
You would have to sign a contract stating that you'll be responsible for the provision of these children from their birth till they are old enough.
Please let me know if you are interested, thank you.

P.S.: Just incase the Op is not interested in my offer and there's someone else who is interested in this offer, kindly indicate interest, thank you.
Thanks! I'm not intrested in surrogacy. It violates my convictions on motherhood and parenting.
Religion / Re: CAC Members Join The Tiktok Challenge (Video) by tasalanoni(m): 10:10am On Jan 07
MaxInDHouse:

Laws given to the Israelites as the constitution of that nation back then it's not for Christians! undecided
In other words, every word in the bible has been rendered invalid since they were addressed to the Jews of the time.
Family / Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by tasalanoni(m): 4:19pm On Jan 02
phorget:
Hmmmmmm,
Why not simply get yourself a babymama?
The idea of a babymama sounds somewhat immoral, deceitful and wicked to me. I believe that if a lady is good enough to produce a child for you, she should also be good enough to be brought close as a wife rather than a mere baby making machine

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