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Romance › Re: Which Sex Is More Promiscuous: Male Or Female? by tasalanoni(m): 6:02pm On Nov 11, 2022
FashionCookie:
Are you kidding me right now? grin
I ain't kidding, maam. I don't moan during sex.
Family › Re: I Made A Widow Smiled Last Night. by tasalanoni(m): 5:40pm On Nov 11, 2022
Everything in me revels against this kind of giving. It's purely noisy exhibitionism.
Romance › Re: Which Sex Is More Promiscuous: Male Or Female? by tasalanoni(m): 12:23pm On Nov 11, 2022
FashionCookie:
They don't enjoy sex indeed. Y them dey moan like who them dey strangle then? undecided
What kind of man moans during sex?
Romance › Re: The Truth About Women You Will Learn In Your 30s by tasalanoni(m): 9:46pm On Nov 10, 2022
blinking001:
The question is this; are men willing to free themselves from this slavery? Are men ready to remodel themselves and be modern men? I'm afraid the answer is no especially when women (mothers) are still responsible for the cradle stages of development of infant males. The conditioning starts pretty early.


How to spot an idiot masquerading as a man

I want to make mama proud
Zero life goals
dependency on female validation
Unending taste for vagina
Zero self worth
Zero self control
Poor taste in women
(For peace to reign gang of men)
Most married men
Most yahoo boys.

I rest my case.
Guy, did you read "Anatomy of the female power" by Chinweizu..
Your thoughts seem to be in that line
Properties › Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by tasalanoni(m): 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2022
tishbite41:
No country in this world, I repeat, no country in this world compares to Germany in Engineering
You can do your research
The design and making of a lot of things come under Engineering and It would be a bit wild to assert that one country makes the best of every single product of Engineering..
You can say some of the finest Automotive, power, construction, marine engines are made by German companies, but what about other products of Engineering? I work a lot with power transformers and submersible pumps, and I can say with every measure of confidence that the best transformers are made by "Brush Corporation" in England, Grunfos of Denmark makes one of the finest submersible pumps in the market, South Koreans have nearly a century reputation for making the best batteries in the world, Italians are known very well in the area of flow systems, Americans are the best in healthcare equipment.
It would have been more accurate to say that Europe ranks first in Engineering than to give everything to Germany.
Properties › Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by tasalanoni(m): 6:57pm On Nov 10, 2022
LikeAking:
U forgot iPhones are everywhere. This generation is diff.. This generation has class.

Nigerians go buy am..

Make the comp just dey make noise..
iPhone has a fairly good share of the gadget market in Nigeria but it's also not correct to state that it is everywhere. I strongly doubt that they control even up to 20% of the market. Even even if they do, it can be said with a good level of confidence that over a 90% is purchased as pre-owned from the UK or the US
Nigeria is a poor country. Don't be deceived by the premium cars you see on our roads. Over 95% comes in as used cars.
Properties › Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by tasalanoni(m): 5:13pm On Nov 10, 2022
We can only hope that they operate for a few years and not run away. European goods have become highly unaffordable in the Nigerian market. If this ugly trend continues, it's only a matter of a year and they'll completely vanish.
There's hardly a place in today's Nigeria where you'll see new, original American, European or Japanese goods.
Chinese goods have flooded the market because the Naira has become so weak and they can compromise quality..
A 21" in inches can be sold for up a million in that store and tell me how many people can afford such.
That's the reason people like me that hate to compromise on quality will continue to patronize pre-owned goods from Europe and the US..
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari: ₦‎170/Litre Fuel Price Is Impossible by tasalanoni(m): 12:16pm On Nov 10, 2022
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Career › Re: Facebook (Meta) Sacks 21,000 Employees. Read Mark Zuckerberg's Message by tasalanoni(m): 11:26am On Nov 10, 2022
Arkmanbuddy:
This is undoubtedly the best comment/writeup I've seen for a long while. Permit me to share this on Instagram.
Go on, man..You are very free to share. Thanks.
Career › Re: Facebook (Meta) Sacks 21,000 Employees. Read Mark Zuckerberg's Message by tasalanoni(m): 7:36am On Nov 10, 2022
AlphaTaikun:
Nicely put!

Tech is just meant to minimize the inefficiencies that exist in the
brick-and-motar, Old Economy.

The fundamentals of the Old
Economy still have to be adhered to in the New Economy!
Exactly! You now see why cracks in the old economy will threaten tech since the latter doesn't exist independent of the old, traditional systems.
Career › Re: Facebook (Meta) Sacks 21,000 Employees. Read Mark Zuckerberg's Message by tasalanoni(m):
When people say that tech is the future, it proves that they do not properly understand what tech entails.
Downturns in the fortunes of many tech companies have proven that the tech space isn't insulated from the economic strain of the present time.
Who would have ever imagined Facebook downsizing?.

Now, fact is that tech never invented anything. Before modern tech(ICT) began, markets had been around, hospitals were already there, farming had already gone past subsistence levels to highly mechanized operations, manufacturing at every level was already active and even exploding, financial institutions were already well developed ,etc...
What tech essentially brought was a way to make exchanges between goods and services easier and faster in a world that was increasingly globalizing..

The beauty of tech is in its ubiquity. There's just no area of modern life that tech doesn't find application, just nothing!!
The mistake is in looking at tech as an isolated field that is independent of all other systems and that has led to the wide misconception that it is the "future".
No system depends on tech rather tech depends on traditional systems.
The noise will soon die out when people start to realize that anyone can play in the field.
A farmer is in a better position to design softwares or apps that can used to determine how crops respond to agro inputs.
So is a medical doctor who understands the clinical space better able to design and use programs that would be relevant in healthcare. You also cannot imagine someone who lacks real world sales experience to create apps that'd be deployed in an ecommerce environment....
The financial promises can be very misleading..
Politics › Re: Africa Contributes Only 3% Of Greenhouse Emissions – Ngozi Okonjo-iweala by tasalanoni(m): 8:35pm On Nov 08, 2022
Ireportlive:
United Nations Atomic energy regulatory agencies should as a matter of urgency approve Nuclear Power programme for Nigeria
Post-Independence Nigeria is over 60years but still can't efficiently manage hydro and gas powered stations.. Na to run enter nuclear. That must be a joke. I'm very sure you don't know the level of technology it takes to assemble, operate and maintain a nuclear reactor. If it were that basic, every country in Europe would be powered by uranium..
To add to technological inadequacies, politics would compound the problems.
If Nigeria by any streak of luck or fortune is able to put up a nuclear reactor, one Fulani Almajiri will be made the chairman of the commission. You can then guess what that would mean.
Agriculture › Re: Muhammadu Sarki Builds Tomato Paste Factory In Katsina by tasalanoni(m): 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
I pray he looses every inch of it all to fire outbreak... How can he be making money while I'm here struggling...
This one too strong oo. I don't like the North and their Abokis but not to this level. This hatred has assumed satanic heights.
We aren't friends doesn't mean we are enemies or that I don't want to see you eat. Eat but not at my table.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Freezes Mallinson Ukatu's N20BN In 103 Bank Accounts by tasalanoni(m): 3:46pm On Oct 27, 2022
tamdun:
SMH, only a slowpoke will want to live in same country with u guys,so because he's igbo, he's above d law?a drug baron for that matter, make them give una biafra abeg
Fool-ani Idiot or Afonja Urchin, whichever you are. We are Igbos, far way advanced in intellect and superior in socioeconomic development. We shouldn't even be exchanging the same oxygen with you people. I question the geopolitical design that brought us together to coexist as a unit called Nigeria..
There's no crime bigger than that in all of modern history.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Freezes Mallinson Ukatu's N20BN In 103 Bank Accounts by tasalanoni(m): 3:28pm On Oct 27, 2022
Aliyullahi:
People just spew nonsense, This Man has been Arrested for Drug Crimes since almost 3 Months ago for drug related crimes, Some individuals here believed it was witch hunting. Must everything be linked to Politics.
I pray you don't have a Loved one who is dependent on drugs, that's when you would know the detriment drug has on family and the Society at large.
Fulani idiot has spoken!
Crime › Re: NDLEA Freezes Mallinson Ukatu's N20BN In 103 Bank Accounts by tasalanoni(m): 3:23pm On Oct 27, 2022
What did Igbos do in Nigeria?
Who did we offend?
Why is our progress hated?
Since these Fulani fundamentalists took over power and shared the Zoo among themselves and gave crumbs the Afonja Urchins, Igbos have never had a moment of rest. Everything we do to escape this hellish situation is fought and destroyed before it even becomes a deed..Tufiakwa....

Even as e still bad, Igbos must dey wear shoe, Hausa go dey polish am for us
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts 16 Tons Of Illicit Drugs, Arrests 4 Wanted Kingpins by tasalanoni(m): 2:22pm On Oct 23, 2022
You see, there's no tribe in this country that its people don't love money. There just isn't.
The only difference is that we(Igbos) have the guts to go for the bags, whatever it takes..
Other tribes have a shorter threshold to endure pains, take risks, make sacrifices.
They tire out too quickly or they don't even try at all.
If crimes were limited to low level, petty and relatively lower risk activities, I can't bet that Igbos would have been far outnumbered in Nigeria's crime world.
We are only talked about because whenever we do crime,we do it so big that the whole world trembles..
Crime › Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by tasalanoni(m): 5:16pm On Oct 22, 2022
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Romance › Re: Treatment Of Infection Has Led To Complications. by tasalanoni(m): 10:07am On Oct 19, 2022
Better follow professional medical advice before Afonja urchins and their Agbado master will tell you to start giving your girlfriend agbo jedi.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Lecturer Calls Security On A Student For Using A Skateboard by tasalanoni(m): 9:46am On Oct 12, 2022
I stand with the lecturer on this.
Skating is a sport but not every sporting activity should be done in this part of the world.
Both the right infrastructure and a functional healthcare system to handle associated injuries ought be in place before certain activities can be carried out..
We can't be copying the whiteman in everything and forget that the realities are different and wide apart.
If oyibo skates and fractures a bone or even his spine, he has a functional system to carter for medical expenses and has a better chance of coming back on his feet. If the same fate befalls that foolish girl while skating, her people will start begging to fly her abroad for treatment..
Career › Re: What Is Your Passion? by tasalanoni(m): 7:45pm On Oct 08, 2022
My passion is inspired and guided by beauty in its purest form. Because of this, I'm naturally drawn to creating the best living conditions( Buildings and living spaces) that incorporate natural landscapes, clean energy and other aesthetic features in a harmonious and sustainable way
Politics › Re: Widow Of Deceased NSCDC Cg’s First Outrider Gets Automatic Job (pic) by tasalanoni(m): 6:51pm On Oct 02, 2022
Wetin pain me pass na how that guy man just dey do stunt for one aboki.
Coming from the South already makes you superior to a Northerner. Why then would you have to go as far as undertaking life threatening stunts to please an Aboki?
Know your worth next time!
Sports › Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by tasalanoni(m): 11:34am On Sep 30, 2022
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Crime › Re: NDLEA Sets Ablaze The N194 Billion Cocaine Seized From Ikorodu Warehouse (Photo) by tasalanoni(m): 5:08pm On Sep 27, 2022
Progress is hated so much in Nigeria and that's also the reason Igbos are hated. Nothing more.
If na Aboki or Afonja get that cocaine, they'll never crack that syndicate much less burn goods worth that amount.

We are Igbos and when we do crime, we do it big.
Afonja or Aboki can never trade any illicit drug worth that amount. They are always doing marijuana or other low, dirty, agbero substances of a few thousands..
Igbos must dey wear shoe, Hausa must dey polish am for us
Crime › Re: NDLEA Sets Ablaze The N194 Billion Cocaine Seized From Ikorodu Warehouse (Photo) by tasalanoni(m): 5:01pm On Sep 27, 2022
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Family › Re: Married Women Caught With Other Men In Their Husbands' Houses (Video) by tasalanoni(m): 7:10pm On Sep 15, 2022
Penguin2:
Women are scum undecided
sdmb
Romance › Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by tasalanoni(m): 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2022
sukkot:
wow just checked yours bro, you youself have lots of spiritual blocks bro. how is your life looking ?
I don't think of my life as having spiritual issues from the outside. What we call "spiritual blocks" are the result of one's disobedience to the laws that govern life and existence.

Anyway, what are the details of your findings? I mean what the spiritual blocks imply for my immediate, material life
Romance › Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by tasalanoni(m): 4:41pm On Sep 05, 2022
sukkot:
ahhh i want to work on your case but you have to give me the year of birth so i can pull up both your charts to get the luna sign too. but first of all being born on a leap year means you are susceptible to having your fortunes changed for the worse or for the better depending on the woman you mate with. its why the olympics are played every leap year because this is the time for one person to ascend to mount olympus and for another to fall out of mount olympus. and so you are a transition soul that can get knocked out of the top, or if you meet the right partner you can ascend to the top ( things start working out for you ). but i would love the year of birth so i can delve into this case
Wow, really interesting. Pls delve into mine too. I'd love to have that perspective on life issues too
June 8, 1992 is the date of birth..
Thanks
Politics › Re: Female Bread Hawker Campaigns For Atiku In Borno by tasalanoni(m):
The North remains the biggest problem of Nigeria. I'd rather have Agbado bishop as the president of a country comprising states from the South-East, South-West and South-South than having us share a country with the North.
We are in the midst of a total collapse but these Nothiners are too obtuse to understand the reality.
Close your eyes and imagine where we ought be today by every index of development but look at the sad reality. Go through the medal table at the commonwealth games and you'd see that all the medals Nigeria got were from either Igbos or Yoruba. Nothing good comes from the North! Just Nothing.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies With A Man Vs Nairaland Ladies Without A Man (pic) by tasalanoni(m): 2:59am On Aug 01, 2022
Siofra is irreversibly mad. Na her type dey vote Tinubu
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Once A Prostitute, Recruited Girls In Edo – Mummy GO (Video) by tasalanoni(m): 8:45pm On Jul 29, 2022
We are still waiting to hear confessions from Nairaland's resident pastor.
He must have been a daredevil armed robber in the class of Aninih, Osunbor, Osisikankwu and Ngwuekeluomu,
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sky-High Diesel Prices Squeeze Truckers, Farmers, Consumers In The US by tasalanoni(m): 7:17am On Jul 26, 2022
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