Celebrities › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Chairs E-Money's 40th Birthday Party (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 8:40pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
Slaysor: Party for the big men I just wish I can get entrance to this kind of party..I am coming out a made man,I will just make friends with lots of them(thank God I am a very likeable person) then tell them I help source for furniture and property for buildings,offices,etc...from there na connections upon connections oh! Chaiiii!! Ganja can have really devastating effects on the brain. Pls stop before your brain gets irreversibly damaged. |
Crime › Re: There’s Nothing Like Money Ritual – Police Warns Killers by tasalanoni(m): 10:31pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
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Career › Re: Which Of This Hand Works Earn The Most Money? by tasalanoni(m): 3:44pm On Jan 29, 2022 |
Heavy duty equipment mechanics are the real big boys. I mean those who repair diesel trucks, earth moving equipment, power generators and cranes. Those guys no be your mate. I wish say I still get age for my side, I for go learn that work. |
Politics › Re: Innoson Vehicles Appreciates Soludo For Making Its Brand His Official Cars (Pix) by tasalanoni(m): 7:43pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
donmixc: Keep deceiving yourselves, that useless ivm is not my portion, very igbotic car, crappy and ugly |
Celebrities › Re: 42nd Birthday: Tiwa Savage Wants To Be Taken Care Of by tasalanoni(m): 3:31pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Sexy milf takes huge black cock on 42nd birthday. |
Politics › Re: Oladejo: Tinubu’s False Age, Educational Qualification Accusations Unjustifiable by tasalanoni(m): 8:11pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Make una dey there dey do questionable age and qualifications, He'll go there and grab his 8yrs. Bubu's story started the same way but see his 8years winding up. No be zoo again? My prayer everyday is to have a fence separating umu Biafra from these Gworo Chewers and their Amotekun, Afonja butt lickers.. We shouldn't be exchanging the same oxygen with these mental cretins. |
Properties › Re: How Well Do You Know Some Land Documents And Titles? by tasalanoni(m): 1:19pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
Nairaland is a blessing.. This is a platform where the smartest people in this country congregate. There's no day I don't learn something new and immensely valuable here. Thanks to Seun and crew for such an amazing piece of creativity. |
Romance › Re: Help: I'm Love With One Of My Staff by tasalanoni(m): 12:23pm On Jan 19, 2022 |
Pocahontas is a mad woman but isn't roaming the streets of Lagos. She's only roaming the cyberstreets. |
Romance › Re: What Do You Remember This Woman For? by tasalanoni(m): 8:12am On Jan 18, 2022 |
Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on |
Politics › Re: Diesel Hits ₦350/Litre, Surges By 56% In One Year by tasalanoni(m): 10:09pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
anigbajumo: As a truck transporter, diesel is the main problem of our work these days coz the price is extremely high, from 220 in less than one year now it’s 350 naira per litre, it outrageous and unexpected at all. For the goods owner to add money for transport is another accoutre. When diesel was 220, I do carry goods worth 40tons to Abuja from lagos at the rate of 400k and I will use 1000 liters of diesel now they only add 60k Making it 460k with the same 1000 litres of diesel which is 350k now do the calculation, It’s a bad season for we truck/ trailer transporter. I will pay for agbero boys in lagos out of that 460k, my boys feeding allowance and still pay for tax on the road and soldiers and policemen will collect their own on the road (almost 20 checkpoints from Lagos to Abuja and the minimum money is #500 at each checking point), Honestly speaking it’s really a rigor time these days. Your truck must be a gas guzzler. I doubt the 1000litres for the trip. If you are really sincere with the consumption, check your nozzles and calibrate them very well. The cost of fueling is wiping out the entire revenue. |
Travel › Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by tasalanoni(m): 2:15pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
Giants worked in cooperation with humans at the time..We are not talking about an event of a hundred years ago. It's the prehistoric era. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Begins Recruitment Drive Across Nigeria’s Tertiary Institutions by tasalanoni(m): 6:55pm On Dec 25, 2021 |
JohnBullMySon: Lol. My alma mater is in the bolded 
I speak from experience. To have a first class,you need to be gifted to a certain extent. But If you fall below 2:1, you have yourself to blame.
No matter the excuse you give yourself, that's just the gospel truth bro. I understand truth can be annoying but really it helps to move one forward in life. Oga, you are not a product of any of the schools I listed. Even if you are, you probably graduated from a course like fishery, wood technology or any other less sought after course.. I finished with a 2:2 from one of the schools I mentioned but I can tell you it wasn't a walk in the park.. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Begins Recruitment Drive Across Nigeria’s Tertiary Institutions by tasalanoni(m): 3:31pm On Dec 25, 2021 |
JohnBullMySon: Once you're not lazy with schoolwork, you'll never be below 2:1 no matter what. Which kain talk be that one? All these people from glorified secondary schools go open mouth dey talk anyhow. I'm very sure you didn't graduate from any of UNN, UI, UNILAG or even the almajiri ABU. You probably made a 2:1 from a school like Ekiti state university and you think you are mates with a 2:2 graduate from any of the top universities I mentioned.. Get out and shut the F*ck up |
Career › Re: Army, Navy, Air Force Promote 235 Generals, Rear Admirals, AVM, Others by tasalanoni(m): 10:21am On Dec 22, 2021 |
Hammyaladin: Low iq detected! I didn't know you to be this smart. Your intellect is taking an amazing leap. See how you took time to describe your father so perfectly. I await your description of your mother's kukunase |
Career › Re: Army, Navy, Air Force Promote 235 Generals, Rear Admirals, AVM, Others by tasalanoni(m): 10:07am On Dec 22, 2021 |
I won't want to see the list. It's a fully Hausa/Fulani business. |
Romance › Re: Two Young Men Exchange Blows Over Pretty Orange Seller [video] by tasalanoni(m): 5:24pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Afonjas never disappoint. |
Romance › Re: Whoever Doesn't Have This Is Broke [Pictures] by tasalanoni(m): 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got Shortlisted For NAF Dssc Recruitment - I Need Advise by tasalanoni(m): 3:26pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Hope you are not from the south and asking this nonsense? If you are a nothinger, you are already through. It's your birthright and nothing can stop you. If you not an Aboki, better leave that shit for them and focus on your life. |
Crime › Re: Man Fights With 2 Girls In Abuja After Sleeping With Them & Refused To Pay by tasalanoni(m): 11:00am On Nov 13, 2021 |
NwaAmaikpe pls come.. You best know how to settle matters like this. This one pass local man. |
Politics › Re: Aviation Stakeholders Hail Ugwuanyi’s Commitment To Air Safety by tasalanoni(m): 7:04am On Oct 27, 2021 |
Amoke Louis is a cunt |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Mourns Dr. Chike Akunyili by tasalanoni(m): 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Every law is illegal.. Every Government upon the face of the earth today is illegal ....Robert Nesta Marley. Know these words of the great Bob and know peace. Imagine how a man of such social pedigree was butchered like a cow, and gruesome photos from the scene littered everywhere.. What does that say about the state of affairs in this country? Aren't we yet seeing the hallmarks of a total collapse, of despair and utter hopelessness? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Some Jobs That Will Soon Be Gone For Good by tasalanoni(m): 12:47pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
chariisGRACE: Painting: With the introduction of wallpapers and wall tiles, the painting profession has been wearing a sad face. (minimally tho)
Automobile mechanic: It nay take time in this part of the world, but in years to come, it will fade. (Electric cars)
Electrical Engineering will surely boom in the future. Mechanics won't ever stop working so long as vehicles are still used on earth. It doesn't matter the forms of energy that power them. The only difference between an electric car and a petrol/diesel or gas powered car is that while the power of an electric car is generated from an electric motor, the power of the latter is generated from the internal combustion of a hydrocarbon fuel. The automotive components of both the electric and hydrocarbon driven vehicles are fundamentally the same and that's where a mechanic comes in. |
Romance › Re: Angela Nwosu Celebrates Her Husband, Austin Nnaemeka On His Birthday - Pictures by tasalanoni(m): 5:41pm On Sep 22, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Meets With Giant Basketball Legend, Mutombo (Photos) by tasalanoni(m): 3:47pm On Sep 22, 2021 |
Horrible photography. What kind of job is this from a supposedly professional photographer? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Prays For Couples: Other Women Will Smell Like Excreta To Your Husband by tasalanoni(m): 5:15pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
Are you sure that there aren't men who enjoy the smell of excreta? Excreta is a child's play to the rotten, fishy smell of a dirty Vjay yet some men endure it. |
Career › Re: Is N400,000 A Bad Salary In Today's Nigeria? Is He Doing Something Wrong by tasalanoni(m): 1:26pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
OkuFaba: He no dey fvck Hoelosho??
Where is the Hoelosho budget?? I'll sue you for using that meme.. you sure don't know who that man is |
Career › Re: Female Bosses by tasalanoni(m): 12:17pm On Sep 18, 2021 |
Focusmind: Just find a way of "ass licking" them. My first boss when I joined the banking sector was a woman. I would praise her to high heaven. Sometimes she came with food from home and while eating it, I would be like, " Madam, this food smells nice and your husband must be enjoying". She would laugh and always found ways of trying to tell me things so that I would give her the kind of answers she would want.
I would praise her and her kids to high heavens to the extent that I had to come to her house to coach her son that was preparing for Federal government college entrance exam then. She was so impressed that I was favored among the staff under her. She was mean to the core and was dreaded by all, but I found favor with her. Sometimes, she sent me to her house with driver to pick up something and I practically warmed myself to her. It was a game I played very well since I could not change or select my boss. She was the one doing appraisal and a lot of things are taken into consideration. If you have been into corporate world, you would understand.
There was time she did 10 years marriage anniversary and invited everybody, including staff. I was practically serving food, doing every chore. When people left that Sunday evening, I went to the back of the house and started washing plates and coolers with her Nanny. She came to the back of the house to drop some plates and found me and shouted that I should leave the place and stop washing the plates. I said, " madam, don't worry, it was nothing." She stood there and was looking at me.
It was around, 8:30pm and I was about to go. She was staying in a massive duplex in festac, while I was leaving at Ire-Akari estate. She insisted that I should not go, that I should go and sleep at their boys quarter. But I told her that tomorrow was Monday and I needed to go home and prepare for work. She said I should not bother coming to the office in the morning and should take two days off. I did stay in their house, helped her kids with their weekend homework and other things.
In the morning, before leaving, the husband gave me N10k and one new Turkish suite that he has not used before. The man is well to do anyway. Since that day, I was one of the most favored staff, recommending me for promotion. This was someone that everybody saw as "wicked" and feared by staff. She could shout to people anyhow and woe to you if you fail to balance your investment account after close of business.
When an opportunity came for someone to be recommended for a new project, she didn't waste time and put me forward. It was not that I was not good on my job, but I needed to build good relationship with her to help my career. In life and in corporate world, your boss can determine the trajectory of your growth. You must manage the person and play to his/her sentiments and massage ego.
But you must know your job and be dedicated. Adding interpersonal relationship and managing difficult bosses are just the icing on the cake. Guy, you stooped too low just to endear yourself to a female boss.. It takes a a certain kind of insecurity and unmanliness to do all you did.. you served food, washed plates, taught her children on periodic visits and perhaps even washed her clothes.. Abeg, ni go your village meeting talk this kind thing. E too much. |
Family › Re: Is This Chemistry Or Is It Bound To Happen In Marriage/relationship? by tasalanoni(m): 3:32pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
It can't be chemistry.. can you handle the stoichometry and redox reactions involved.. Better settle for physics. |
Politics › Re: Kola Ologbondiyan: We Wish Fani-Kayode The Very Best In His Future Vocation by tasalanoni(m): 5:10am On Sep 17, 2021 |
My grandmother's last words were "Son! run whenever you see someone from that part of Nigeria. Don't wait to find out if he's different from others. If you do, you'll later shed tears. Don't do business with them, don't live with them, don't marry them and never discuss important things with them..If you keep to these words, you'll live long". Mama you are gone but your words live on. |
Health › Re: How Can One Gain Weight Easily? by tasalanoni(m): 12:40pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Stick to a high protein diet for three months.. Animal protein works better but protein from plant based sources such as soybeans are equally a good option. Next is to cut down on physical activity and never go dehydrated. |
Family › Re: My Husband Is A Serial Adulterer, He Slept With My Sister – Woman Tells Court by tasalanoni(m): 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2021 |
Patrioticman007: What's wrong with Igbo women & Adultery ?. It's for adults and that's why it's called "adultery". |