₦airaland Forum

Watch how some bandits with storm the village to hunt the Animal down, then taken to unknown destination.

Hopefully I'm wrong.

FYI for who cares to know....

https://www.iucn.org/news/species/202103/african-elephant-species-now-endangered-and-critically-endangered-iucn-red-list

Go check your car suspension system before alignments.

What? A sitting president? Wow!! This is huge!!

You all know my mind,.

See wahala oh

It's hard to believe news coming from govt this days.

Diplomatic talk after late delivery of task. Wrong discussion MIGHT send a signal that you want your salary to be shared. Just psych the boss, saying you notice and also observed the business is growing, and growth is tantatmont to demand, hence blah blah blah. How you say the rest is totally up to guys relationship.

But then, it's very risky if we look at your mode of employment and negotiation during employment.


Modified!!!
So this is how you guys feel when you are the FTC. Waiting for alert!!

Anyways thought to share with car owners, be careful where you park your cars, I just recovered from a dream where one weyrey motorist bashed the front end of my car where I jejely parked it, the stupid driver even have the effontory to tie the bumper to the fender with a blue rope. The mama that was selling boli there self couldn't get the drivers number plate.

1st of all, which country are you in? And what's the weather condition in your current location like.

Seems your body is not adapting to the weather condition. First sign of cold is catarrh to most individual especially when the vital organs/body is exposed to the amount of cold it cant accommodate.

From there we can start talking about flu, allergies down to your immune system.

wunmi590:


Studying geology in Nigeria is just waste of time just like studying Microbiology if you don't have a strong connection...

Geology is one of the department they have saddist lecturer and yet most of their graduate are always lagging behind interms of job

I have alot of friends who studied Geology and are still struggling to get jobs..

Some of them are hotel managers a d some work in the bank, some are still looking for jobs till now...


Let him go ahead and study it and apply for masters abroad if he has the means, nah there him go blow

Sounds much more like that school in Ogbomosho

Lets be frank,
First round my take 25 30min tops.
But you see the following round.. that will take forever

If nah person wey you crush on before the D day, 3 minutes you go don disgrace yourself

Let me tell you a story, If you needed help to make it, you won't get the required help to fuel your passion if you are in this country, but the moment you make it on your own, make a name for yourself out there, then you see people who were suppose to have fueled your passion forming papas and paprazi WITH you.

Hopefully the next government will invest in youths.

Ikpongiton:
all these your grammar na because food where op in-laws eat ?I don't believe this type of man can throw a lavish party on his child birthday.may God don't allow our daughters to bring us this type of man as our in-law.

But really to be frank, he knew the family he got married to, what was he thinking when he discovered the his wife to be had siblingsssssssss.

It is expected.

But this nah skit nah...
One of Zyfancy people, hyenana or whatever he calls himself.

Holla bro..
Seems you're the introvert type.

I as a person can't advise you outta your marriage. Believe you me, talking to your partner will impact alot. Reason with her and appeal to her conscience.
If not for anything, but for the sake of the baby..

Talk bro. Do the talking.

Husky all the way

Hotspotbro:
He wan use NFC steal your card details.

Ehn ehn nah

explosiveskull:
I tore the nylon that has our names and those long numbers with expiring date on my own card. The card is just plain and naked but I copied all those details to some book tucked in somewhere private.

I noticed that recently all these dirty cultists as aye and bagas will form they are fighting to rob people and their targets are pos vendors and pharmacies, they purposely shot one of my friends that owns a chemist store after asking the guy where he belongs and the guy told them he doesn't belong anywhere, they still shot him but thank God he survived.

Wow!!! Thank God for life.
God help us.

Simply packaging your self.
Identify things you have done in the past attaching the monetary value with Confidence

Take for example.
I have managed a team with fund recovery team in the past

To

I have successfully managed more than 30 men team, who on daily basis perform recovery task towards a daily target of 10million naira, yielding more than 30% profit towards the organization between Jan'21 and May'21, hence improving client/customer bonding and relationship.

Adesuwag:
what does this mean?

Practically trying to get the details of my card, the printed figures, expiry details, and *Security*.

With this details without your pin they can buy loads of stuffs with your card untraceable even without authentication.

Mmmh, ain't a vendor though but as a customer, one lady forming customer while distracting me, the stupid vendor had my card with him, hovering his phone around my card while forming vid call.
I nearly tear both of them slap.
Was even wearing a green knicker with black round neck that day which eventually helped my situation.

The guy think say nah everyone wey dey Ijebu dey live for Ijebu.

Guys, please shine your eyes!!

Sirmwill:

The name "Nairaland" was coined from the currency fact of Nigeria i.e the Naira,and not the country's name "Nigeria"...I hope you understand

I agree with you, but the currency "Naira" might not retain it's name you know.

Dhem!!!

Sorry oh!! "In bro buoche's voice"
I'm digressing a little bit, it's like we now have majority of our twitter people on Nairaland.. check this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/6583671/see-what-happened-when-moved

That aside, one quick question, if the name Nigeria is changed to UAR, will Nairaland change to UARland?

Or a workaholic

duduade:
That first sentence


Loooool


Una go hear...

Lol... I couldn't resist the urge..
More like a teacher graduate trainee for that matter. Truth is; everyone can make mistakes, but on this kinda thread, you just have to be careful because people will judge you.

Babagboju:
Dats means you have not write the exam

"Write" bawo?

For those wondering, I think there seems to be a portal where Ogun- state government intend recruiting citizens for teaching jobs

For those who applied, exams were rolled out last week with 35% bench mark. The results are out, hence, the reason for this thread.

Fyi, it's a 2 years internship job oppurtinity with paid stipends.

habsydiamond:
Why kill it now... It's a bush snake and it's harmless to humans

Lmoa...
That part that says my mum shared the picture tho. Even ladies in their prime won't see a snake without the first instinct to kill it, talk more an adult.

Salliet:
You might need to invest in fumigating the area. Snakes are none to hide for very long time in holes and crevices.

Please stay safe.

Thank you. Funny thing is there were lots of this plants that scares reptiles but then fumigation is an option.

I woke up this morning to a whatsapp message from my mum, this also includes pictures of snakes caught up in a net and killed with a 2/2. The windows were shut, however there seems to be a mystery on how the snake got into the net.
Well, my mum is a Christian and you know what that means, not to think that we recently had a celebration over the weekend where food got prepared in lil quantity.

The moment i got the picture, I took a screenshot to go check on my google photos (Yes I'm using Android ). I zoomed the picture with the headshot, took a screenshot and did a lens search on Google. The result returned to be an Eastern Natal green Snake (Non venomous).
link here https://southlandssun.co.za/84902/can-identify-natal-green-snake/

On the other hand, looking at the length of the snake, I did a photo search and the result came out to be a Boomslang snake (slightly and slowly venomous if there is anything like that) but live 80% mostly on trees meanwhile we had no trees around. link here
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomslang

While checking through the boomslang snakes I saw a comparison of the boomslang and green mamba which apparently is highly venomous. Looking at the head structure of net caught snake, it seems to be one. I once read on this forum that best way to identify a venomous snake and non-venomous snake is the head structure, eye structure and coloration. But who wants to find out?

Guess which snake came up when I checked for "thin green snake with yellow belly" , I found "Rough Green Snake" and this fits perfectly well with the net caught snake, but then the question would be, what is a non-venomous North American colubrid snake doing in Africa not to talk of Nigeria?

Conclusion:
Who is going to wait to find out the species of a particular snake once sighted and posing a threat when we have over 17.14% of all snakes on earth to be venomous.

Who keeps snakes as pets anyway.
What do you think?

Chai!!!!

Amaka!! Sheybi you don finally marry that Igbo brother now. Nna ehn!!

Thank God for life!!!

How could you even say this. Like how on earth did he get the guts!!

What a country.
Public office holders honestly needs to start loosing their jobs because of incompetencies.

Situational and Individual response.

How you respond to same question from someone you bumped into at the market is different from how you will respond to someone you met at/in a summit or prolly church.

Depending on the status and relationship you have with the person, you can either make a passing comment like "fine thank you" or kukuma just say "we are still waiting for miracle"

Abi?

But the bottom line is, your response should be based on the individuals and relationship.

EOD!!!

Thread now belongs to those who would be learning from the feedbacks.

Me self weak honestly.

chloride6:
Aah aah

Isn't that a Federal University?