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Why are these people so backward in life.
We are in 2020 the North is in 1920
This is disgusting and very annoying.

This is me ranting!!!

Letter of Notofication!! Just imagine, even my auto correct corrected the word.

Great Nation with tyrant rulers. Can't even imagine we still have police caring assault riffles in public with mufti.

Shey wan fi shey yin nee!!
All we want is a better Nigeria.

It's so annoying that thesame set of people who have been rulling Nigeria for the past 3 decades are still thesame people trying to catch us mumu in 2020. They know nothing about technology!!! If they do, no one needs to tell them what to do.

Sorry guys, Bubu don cut una ticket. We need a new Nigeria!!

Dear sir,

Kindly provide the CCTV footage as requested. Also endeavour to expose who and who is involved in the lekki massacre.

Best regards

Scan report?

Wawu

This is so annoying honestly and it's doesn't make any iota of sense. This are people we put in power to serve us.

Goddey and together we move!!

Boss you even try educating this person.

idahme:
"Born again Christian " been born again doesn't make you rational and erring your view doesn't make it the truth. The Bible teaches you to kill, and harrass future armed robbers (yahoo boys) for a futuristic crime you think they will commit as written up there. Have you heard of the term law of natural justice which was coined from the Bible. Even when Adam and eve sinned, did God purnish them? No, God allowed them to defend themselves before he passed his judgement. Christians need to learn from the ways of the Bible not northerners if truely u are a born again Christian as u profess. Everyone is protected by our constitution which gives rights as expressly stated there which is sacrosanct, if you have anything against any citizen the law court is where to adjudicate that. SARS weren't formed for yahoo boys they were formed to fight bandits called armed robbers and anything contrary to their mandate is not welcomed. I wish you be a victim of SARS so that you can understand that that majority of SARS victims have nothing to do with YAHOO stuff. We are all responsible to encourage improvements in the system.

Bro, no let religion cloak your mind, SARS is Special Anti Robbery Squard. They are tactical team deployed during robberies or deployed to avert robberies. Let ICPC and EFCC worry about yahoo bois dhem!!

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think banning sars Is wrong and we should learn to live with their excesses. Majority of present yahoo boys are future armed robbers. What do you expect someone who doesn't have any skill than stealing from people to resort to when yahoo stops paying? They either commit suicide or turn to armed robbery just to live above their means. This is why i blame we Christians for encouraging this menace called yahoo boys. Even in churches the pastors don't care if you scam or rob people as long as you bring money to their temple. How many Muslims are involved in yahoo? How many Northerners have SARS operatives harassed? Are there no sars in the north, why are northerners not complaining like we southerners? We Christians need to learn a lot from the ways of life of the average northern Muslim. Their ways of life is guided with the tenets of Islam and they are so contented with whatever they have and would never get involved in cyber crimes.

Don't you realize that the average yahoo boy and cultists poses a security threat to your lives in future? Do you know how many have died as a result of the atrocities of yahoo boys? We need SARS to deal with those heartless vermins. Yahoo boys are no different from armed robbers. They only rob with phones, gadgets and deceit and since SARS are against robbery they must keep tracking every youth living above their means . Instead of ending SARS, why don't we end fraud and build a sane society?

I support SARS sad

This day in 2016, I was jejely serving my father land as omoluabi. Truth be told, I wanted to be a rascal in delta state at thesame time try my best to land one oil company job � but my kinda person won't allow the rascal part. The home training too kong, I go just dey hear my mama voice over. lol. I love my time and love to take my decisions on things.

Back to 2016!
I was a bonafide owner of Honda 1998 CBR Fireblade (900cc). All thanks to Obele 1 of Asaba. The bike was very light, simple and old kinda. The bike was my boo , no matter what happpens, I find comfort in her. Our major connection starts from my right phallenges and grip. Once they connects, then romance starts.

I came back from my PPA on a friday, Obele called me and said "HighGee hafanaa, make we go Uyo tomorrow nah, eget wan Samsung show" since its gonna be a convoy, I didnt think it twice, I obliged. Imagine me that just finished handling over 40 students and marking series of primary 5 pupils note books {Uzoigwe pry school ). Wetin concern me, it's sha gonna be fun ride afterall.

Obele confirmed its going to be a convoy, myself (Honda 900cc), Obele (Kawasaki 600cc) and Mondila (BMW S1000). Lemme not talk about Mondila's bike now, this is a story for another day. Number plates?? Mine was customezed "IG-JAPH", Obele no get logo, while Monday's bike was "Mondila". Dila is a car dealer and car mech (I believe that was where he got his nick from "Monday the car dealer" while Obele was a bike Mech. We all belong to Young riders Club.

Saturday came, met Obele around 10am, the excitement no be here. Guess what! ! we no commot Asaba until 5:30pm. Okamilara walai.

We sha start journey. My people, Asaba to Imo was snail and rabbit riding. Voooooiiiiiimmmm!! we go slow down and maneurver traffic, speed small jam military police. Thank God Mondila was the front Man, the sight of his bike alone dey pave way for us. Cut long story short, passing through "gravelated" roads, dusty roads and village small roads, we sha reach Uyo around past 9pm, met our host, ate, relaxed and then we rode to the venue. Host was riding one Harley with one nonsense scattered sound. It was just a normal show and that was the end.

We settled for the hotel after the show, showered and took a cruise ride around Uyo. Met with policeguys , gist and ate suya together self.

It's time to return to Asaba on Sunday, 2pm was the time. We took some pictures in the hotel and we set on the jorney. We stopped by in one eatry like that, took something light. "off we went".
After Ikotepene.... chaii!!! Rain beat!!!!!!! shege!! I mean rain beat!!! "who send you IG". Kits were wet from helmet to boot, but then we rode past the rain. Road was free and the speed no be here. Nah so we jam holdup and for almost 30mins plus we no gree commot the market holdup. We stopped by a gas station, refueled and kit up again. Funny thing be say fuel no dey Nigeria that time but as per bikers nah, we can chance with our awareness especially when you have "Loud Exhaust Pipes", mine was the loudest followed by Mondila's bike while Obeles was fridge silent

The ride was now getting boring, weather was very cool, the captain gave a waving thumbs up going thumbs down sign indicating he needs to refuel and I be like refuel bawo, just now now now, not knowing he was talking about filling body fluid. We entered this "joint" took some pepper soup and beer (Hero to be precised). How I rode to Asaba was a miracle. The cruise no be here, the maneuver no be here, the insight no be here, offcos headlamps were all up and bright enough, the followup no be here, the curves, bends and leaning no be here, sights were clear, banging on the road was something else, raving almost burst engine, we were practically scarring motorist with the loud pipes . There is joy in doing that.

Looking at our pressured hormones and adrenalanin, we had to push Obele with 600 cc to captain the convoy, to prevent myself and Mondila from trying out our bike's maximum speed. It's suppose to be a journey not a race, we need to get home in one piece .

At the end, we got home safe,no hiccups, accidents or falls. I miss that kinda moments.

Disclaimer
This post is in no way promoting drinking while/before driving or riding, I survived it doesnt mean you might. Do not try this. I have repented!!

We all know what we want in relationships.

Thank you for your service boss.
God bless, be and keep you safe at all time.

ABANGWABOI:
#ILMOVON
#Attitude
#Bliv

You just brought back memories
Lost the best woman ever for me coz of my job..
There wasa time i spent roughly 3 years in the jungle.. travelling just thrice within the period..
Babe, thought Boko haram dn kill me finish..jungle wey network to make call no even dey sef..
Didn't blame her for moving on..

Halima, anywhere you are.. You are a beautiful soul... If i could turn back the hands of time, would have married you in 2012.. my son would have been 8 yrs old by now..
It is well thou..

frankdGreat125:
God will punish you and your generation, for quitting volunteers without proper arrangements.
thunder wey no get break fire you.
you have shared batch C Slot to your Senators, Reps and those dirty politicians wey dey clean your yash.

Baba you vex gan oh

Abi the other way round.

Business owners now join Npower

Lemme just drop this here.

I want to believe it's the kinda account you operate. You spoke about UBA, have I even had issues with them? Yes!!
Dispense error.. they promised 7 working days. After the 7th day, called and sent a mail to their CS, they haven't received feedback from herritage bank but was told to fill an indemnity form and within minutes my money was transferred to me.

Zenith? CS I believe is too notch, just that bad eggs will Sha be everywhere.

Discarded Access
Discarded Keystone (no history)
Discarded Diamond.

Track for movies

27Pushing30:
I parked by the road side (chevron) for good 3 hours traffic no ease up. Approaching VGC I saw it was the issue. Just shook my head they’re free to toll the coastal road we sha need viable alternatives not ONE road

Yes oh.
Which bank you work with?

27Pushing30:
I’ll google this to understand what they mean by REGIONAL road

This is because there’s a “ coastal road” we’ve been begging for ! From Marwa down to epe In very immotorable condition

You need to see traffic from Chevron to Abraham adesanya daily! It’s criminal

Chaii!! Friday own worse.
This was caused by whatever that was going own in VGC though. And that Ajah road ain't helping.

Connect the north, get your goods and product to your customers online and other location..

That officer is a dhem r*cist with no regards to human life or pity..

So annoying �

GeneralPula:
Hmmm. Life

If truly you seeing the said ghost and you’re not the one that killed her, then you don’t have to fear, at all..

Next time she appears, make sure your the only one in the house then speak with her. Ask her why she’s appearing to you..

It’s either she has something for you to benefit from or she needed your help for something. Any which way, it’s still a win win for you..

You don’t have to fear as she won’t hurt you. If she’s up to hurting you, she would have already!

What is kinda strange is that she’s not your relative or wife or anything?

Confirm...
Think she doesn't have much time left..

Corona, no salary more responsibilities

lefulefu:
ladies tend to ask such a question.i cant count the number of ladies who have asked me if i eaten or what did i eat.Its more of a nigerian thing than a guy"s thing.also if the person u chatting with is feeling too much or acting like an airhead its best u just cut off the chat but then some guys are too foolish to code when to cut off until they get practically insulted .

I agree with you. I've worked a customer service job before apparently still in the line of business, so keeping the conversation is key but then the point remains profiling the kinda person you'rr talking too.

There are some friends, we talk long with out asking all those unnecessary questions.. but in a case where you're the one trying to keep the Convo going, one will run outa words. Chating? Once I get all those one word response! I don't response anymore.

I've seen a similar case here in Ajah.

Ajah- CMS BRT: The dude queued up next to a lady, behind him was a lady also.

Then my friend called my attention to the weirdo guy. His something was on standing ovation and was looking moving close to the lady ahead. Got to a point his hands were inside his joggers..

I was just like weyrey lele yi oh. In broad day light.

Lemme share a story....

This happened during the phase 2 lockdown, I happened to roam the internet alot, one app will surely take me to another, say from Nairaland to Twitter and something will take me to Instagram and back to WhatsApp story.

Met this amazing babe in NY, I'm in Nigeria though. We talk and chat once a while mostly about ourselves and things we do. You know a time will come during a phone conversation when there is absolutely nothing else to say but you just wanna keep the call going pending when something pressing will come from any end.

My mistake was asking this question, "hey so what have you eaten today?" I wish I never asked. And then the question came "what's with Nigerian guys and this kinda question". I said to my self, guy!! you don fumble. But then there is always something to say.

Told her, my idea of asking is not because I wanna know if you're taking care of your self or something, afterall you're an adult, rather most times I always don't have any idea of what I'm gonna eat considering the lockdown, so may be what you've eaten might give me an inspiration towards what I'm gonna eat next.
To also think about it, some people forget to eat, citing an example from my place of work before the lockdown. It's takes someone asking me if I've eaten before I remember I haven't had anything to eat for that day.

She bought the response, though it's true. And i jejely told her I wanna go get some ingredients to cook the jollof rice and chicken since that was what she ate.

Stargurl20:
At present, I feel depress that I wish I could turn back the hands of time, like making my self a child again. But I still feel I may still not realise the blessings of this phase until I grow older, cos I believe the more one grows, the more life becomes complex and hard.

Just surround your self with positive and reasonable people. It will go a long way...

When life shows you complexity, you sure know you have trusted people you can lean on, hence, you would be thinking lil about the past.

RoyalBlu:
Should be when she's physically, mentally and emotionally matured. Say as from 20yo...

And have the legit means of taking care of herself.
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*This table is fragile tho*

Very very
Cheers

Jullima:
Obviously he doesn’t care, just explaining what the OP is about.

3 posible reasons for such behavior..

1) The guy's upbringing or the kinda family he is from.

2) Ego

3) Age difference between Op and the guy.

Ofemmanu1:
Honestly, it is not so good to buy a car with a loan but in your case, you should get a car.
Maybe a Camry, a friend just bought a Camry 2009 for 1.4 and it's cool.
Do not buy anyhow car, else you regret it.

1.4?? In Lagos? Wow!!

RoyalBlu:
As soon as he can legit fend for 'himself'.

And have sense as well

What happens in the case of a "she"

Ideally for me,
I believe it should be whatever age you finish your degree and after service year.