₦airaland Forum

kuiye: Sup guys, ama new 2 nairaland, had 2 join because of u guys, I've been following dis tread since it started. Jst hapiE I can finally partake in it and not jst be a viewer in d haus. Well any medical student(I mean new admitted) should give me a HI-5.

U are highly w/com to d world of greaaat students...am also a newly admitd medics

Billyonaire: It is necessary for Nigerians to glorify their icons. TB Joshua is humility personified. He, is a philanthropist on a class of his own. If most MOGs can do half of what he has exemplified then we could truly feel that they are Godsent. Can I add, that if need be, Worship Him, instead of worshipping Arabic Avatars.

xo u can worship him...go ahead nao who will stop u.BUT rememba GOD is d only one worthy of worship.

uprigt_d: [color=#000099][/color]
Akpos trying to avoid paying Doctor's fee after an eye operation, so he says," Doctor, I still can't see." The Doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful Nurse to UnCloth in frontof him." He again says," I can't see!"
Doctor tells the Nurse to open her legs.
Again he says," Gai! Doctor I can't see!" Doctor says," you are an slowpoke, if you can't see how come your pr1ck dey rise?
hehehehe

lol...his weaknes reveald him

sportyblinks: Dr. Tayib, we're preparin o buh abeg, wetin i fit do coz i no wan lose weight nd rmain skeleton ontop say i dy read o.....hw many tyms shud i eat pr day?.....lolz

u don start readn already, kai OAU máagbàlejò...as 4 weight issue i wil prescribe èko and àkàrà 10times per hour...lol senior colleage help us out i also want to know d food and d time per day.

Gud a.m all gr8 student to be.pls prepare hard 4 jamb once jamb don comot 4 road d journey bcom easier.As 4 pume dont mind wot ppl say it is not dat difficult.infact d difficulty is INVERSELY proportional to how hard u prepare so if u prepare verywel u wil know how easy it is.make God ur strength and dont be OVERCONFIDENCE OOO.wish u all succes.

Lagusta: To all medics preparing for one exam or the other, from 100-600L, I pray that the Almighty God crown all our efforts with success....


To cook food is not a problem, to make the food sweet is the REAL problem!!! May God add a lot of maggi to our stew full of reading and jacking, so that it will be palatable to our examiners and they'll pass us all.....

Best of luck dudes!!!

aaamina thk u my dr.All oau newly admitd medics hope u are preparn 4 resumptn.

Dr.Gboy:
i dey ooo
100 level here in akoka has been survival of the fittest. 24 days to 1st semester Exams and i must confess the tension is rising. medics over here are not smiling at all thanks to introductory physics that has scared d hell out of people.
anyway sha it is well....

gud to hear from u.wishn u succes in ur coming exam.

Tolu k: amen thank u.

it's my pleasure

@teaser4 if jamb doesn't send detail to schl b4 dey sent it dis yr.because i used diff picture 4 jamb and pume but on my pume questn and even result i saw d one i used 4 jamb not d 1 i used 4 pume.

GodzBELOVED: If someone filled a local govt that he isn't from in Jamb(buh still in the same state),please what can he do?

we have d same issue.To be on a safe side i wil advice u to get logal id 4 d 1 u filled in 4 jamb.if u hav printd ur admsn leta u would hav notice dat d addres u filled in 4 jamb is on it incldn d logal gvt.

michealade: no use western union cova anytin!na we build am

na oyo money abi?ppl from odas states in d old western region (ema nwo OGBENI yi niran ke)abi u agree with him ni?

michealade: and dey cnt do anytin o,it is we oyo state dat built oau 4 dem....tho it was Akintola nd great help 4rm awolowo

oyo built oau for osun!ah ah aba!go read history very well na d govt of d western region dat built oau.Akintola was only workn 4 western region not oyo ooo my broda.Moreova osun is not claiming oau.omolúábì òjé seébè

If not 4 muhammed(pbuh) i wouldnt hav know how mighty Allah is,if not 4 dr lagusta i wouldn't hav known much about medical schl,if not 4 #land i wouldn't hav valued social network

Dr gboy,where are u nao...i miss all of u guys frm idiaraba o.All d newly admittd medics in ui happy matric ...u won't be tsunamised o.aamina

Dr gboy,where are u nao...i miss all of u guys frm idiaraba o.

Gud a.m medics happy new month

GoGod: Osun a dara o, mawni peeps nd api nw mnth.

aaamin oo,gud a.m

Eyin omoluabi,omo ipinle osun where are u nao

fubbyy: its part of civilization, how many of your grand fathers were in a social networks?

so billion of urs were on it.

ajoguegbe: 80% of respondents in this thread mentioned the Holy Bible and only one person mentioned Quran. The implication of this interesting statistics is that most enlightened people in Nigeria are Christians. Christianity refines you and hastens civilization in every nation it is found. I don't want to comment on the alternative

so be on social network is what u called civilization!den I don't hav anytin to say...

Quran,opera,2go,mobilereader(doc and pdf),games(umk,contra4,realfutbal)

uprigt_d: A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young
nun. He sits down next to
her, and pleads with her:
"You are so attractive and I must have sexx with you."
... "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands up, and gets off at
the next stop.
The man is devastated.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the
man and says:
"I can tell you how to get to make love with
her!"
"Yeah?", says the man.
"Yeah!" say the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with
a hood, put some of that glowing powder
stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming
to be an Angel.
"The man promises to give it a Try, and
arrives at the cemetery dressed
as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun,
keeping the hood low about His
face.
"God has directed me to make love with
you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs
him to restrict himself to
anal s*x, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity. The man agrees,
and promptly has his wicked way with her.
This was the best sexx he had
ever had. After finishing, he jumps up and
throws back
his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he laughed happily. "Surprise surprise, I am the man from the
bus!"
"Ha-ha," replied the nun. "Surprise surprise I
am the bus driver and I
am gay!!"



#na so d quy take faint.....lol


www.fabook.com/guvnasmookey

lo...ls so soo funny

Olastep1: Ise ni ogun ise mura si ise ore mi, ise ni a fi ndi eni giga. Bi a ko ba ri eni fehin ti, bi ole lanri bi ako ba rii eni gbekele a tera mo ise eni. Baba re le lowo lowo, iya re le lesin lekan, bi o ba gboju le won o te tan ni mo so fun o.

Òótó loso òréèmi bí ènìyàn kò sisé yóò sìsé.

R2bees: Wonders no go end Joor.. Soon pikin wey still dey im mumsy belle go give birth

Abioo things are gettn worse

Ibraheem009: Hello... I just want to say hi to u all... I am Ibraheem, Dept of Medicine and Surgery(MBBS or M.B.Ch.B)... Exam is still going on on campus... By Jan 26, everybody will finish his/her exam and the resumption date will be officially announced... As for those dat av been admitted, congratulations... As for those dat are still yet to be admitted, I wish u best of luck....

Thank u so much...how is ur exams?

If not all,some of d supplimentary list 4 health sc(mbbs to be precise) were released some months ago when d list 4 predites was released.Although i wasn't in OAU but a friend of mine who never meet d cutoff saw his name at dat time.pls any1 going to d schl should try and confirm if there wil be more lists.wishn every1 success.

Dr emergency thank u for 4 sharing such an invaluable xprience...gr8 to hav ppl like u here.

buzyguy: tayibb'plz lemi av ur 2go usernam

my 2go id is Temitopetoyib.

emergency2: Hello everybody, its good to be here. I stumbbled on this and I feel great. I am a med doc, graduated from OAU medical school in 2011, completed my housemanship in OAUTHC. I am going for my nysc in march.

U are highly welcom...nice to hav u here.Am a newly admitted medical studnt to OAU.pls i would like if u can share ur experience with us.Can't wait...

adeaugustus: He is not a lecturer in OAU... Am schooling in Ladoke Akintola University of Technology.

Am sorry bros I taught u are from oau...how tins 4 lautech? u are likely to be miniABASS right now.

Lillz19: congrats on ur admissn...i was offered nursing nd i undastnd we wil b takn similar courses n our 1st yrs mre info on dat wil b highly appreciatd. If u r on 2go pls drop ur usernme.

congrat on ur admission.My 2go id is TemitopeToyib

adeaugustus: My Lecturer wrote Abass Chemistry, We call the textbook "Big Abass" over here. That man is a genius he had first class in chemistry, he's a wit when it comes to Organic chemistry to... In his first class with us when i was in 100L, he asked us "what is responsible for the red colour in tomatoes?" We were all looking at him like a dummie and he broke the silence by saying "lycopene" I would never forget that lecture.

thk u bros...I dont even know d author is a lecturer in OAU.wil he be taken us in our first yr also.hope to learn a lot from u.