sammy6:
If to say na Lagos, food don don

... Naija in general, no be only for Lasgidi dem dey chop dis kain dead meat

Chelsea secured the Premier League title on Friday after substitute Michy Batshuayi’s 82nd-minute goal earned Antonio Conte’s side a hard-earned 1-0 victory at West Bromwich Albion.

The Belgian striker’s late goal at The Hawthorns took Chelsea 10 points clear of second-place Tottenham Hotspur, who have only nine points left to play for.

It is Chelsea’s second title win in three seasons, their sixth in total, and comes at the end of former Juventus and Italy coach Conte’s first season as manager.

Conte, who claimed three Serie A titles as Juventus coach, has restored the club to the winners’ circle by rebuilding from the chaotic end of Jose Mourinho’s second reign.

Two years after Mourinho led Chelsea to the title, Conte has stitched the London club back together after dressing-room unity unravelled under Mourinho during a horrendous title defence last season.

The Italian’s side finally broke through West Brom’s stubborn resistance with eight minutes remaining and will now chase the double when they face Arsenal in the FA Cup final on May 27.

Chelsea were almost stunned inside 30 seconds as West Brom created the game’s first chance.

Darren Fletcher’s lofted pass found Salomon Rondon and his flicked header drew a smart save from Thibaut Courtois.

Chelsea quickly began applying pressure, but West Brom had a huge chance on the counter-attack when James McClean seized on a loose pass and raced 50 yards into Chelsea territory.

But his attempted pass to Rondon was poor and the Venezuelan was crowded out by Chelsea defenders.

Chelsea were becoming frustrated in their efforts to breach the Baggies’ defence, but Cesc Fabregas nearly broke through with a snap-shot that flashed half a yard wide of the far post.

Chelsea might have broken the deadlock just two minutes into the second half when a powerful cross-shot from Victor Moses was turned around the post superbly by West Brom goalkeeper Ben Foster.

Yet there was almost a shock for Chelsea when Rondon escaped a challenge from David Luiz and raced clear, only for Cesar Azpilicueta to make a vital, saving challenge.

Rondon then teed up substitute Nacer Chadli, who fired a shot narrowly wide for West Brom.

But with eight minutes remaining, Chelsea finally struck as Azpilicueta broke into the West Brom box and crossed for Batshuayi to force home from close range.

Conte charged onto the field in celebration, while West Brom stewards were forced to eject three pitch invaders before the game could be completed and Chelsea could celebrate the title.

http://punchng.com/breaking-batshuayi-delivers-chelsea-premier-league-title/

Pairs of words describe Kalu Igwe:

Strong man.

Committed husband.

Bold nigga.


Add ya own

Congrats to Gov. Ikpeazu



Ogah, you don reach ya last bus stop o.

E bø lé!

Ogah:

Surulere throwback

Hmmm, they are both fine


[s]Osas, with her straight jaw like Terminator (part 1) and eyebrows like Oliver Queen's bow


Adesua, with her shape like Fanta (35cl) and nostrils like exhaust pipe[/s]

crazyABO:
E no go reach fp jor

Ring! Ring!

E don rish

Is he not a Nigerian? He cannor buy Lagos COD United Jersey for them?

hernandson:
happy birthday,age in gold

dedons, age in silver

Jetleeee:
As expected.

No surprises from Lagos and Ogun. One thing I'm so happy for as regards Ogun is the fact that her development is very organic

Good one for Oyo for improving on 2015. Ondo and Osun neither progressing nor regressing.

As for Ekiti, Ponmodele Ponmoyose is their governor. IGR is no big deal over there. Their own IGR is Ponmo and Bokoto

Rivers needs to make her revenue less oil-dependent but good one for her regardless. Delta is regressing. We all saw it coming anyway. I was surprised Ogun caught up so quick tho

I'm impressed with Akwa Ibom but she has the same problem as Rivers

Kano is doing well. Organic development!!

For Kaduna, El rufai's Magic wands seem to be doing wonders

Impressed with some other Northern States as well knowing how much damage Boko haram caused

Ponmodele Ponmoyose?

Friends to foes

Would they continue like this?

Nah, I don't suppose

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Geonigga:
Just 55? Oga u fit lie. HBD to ur real age.

For ya mind, u be lie detector

Geonigga:

Just have it on ur head that this man is from a humble background and a lawyer who thereafter practice for several years before becoming the SSG in Enugu before ascending to Senate. My friend calculate it urselve and use ur little brain.

Why don't u calculate it for us with your mighty brain.

crackerspub:
EFCC RIGHT NOW

Wetin u dey imply?

Congrats sir

KhalDroggo:



I've been doing a lot of studying in between season breaks for GOT

I trust some interviewees



Interviewer: Tell me about yourself


Interviewee: Oh, I was born by 12.00 in the midnight on the eve of Workers' day. The

doctor said I weighed 8 kg and there was no tool to cut my umbilical cord so they

kept me in a bowl while a nurse went to buy scissors

Interviewer:

KhalDroggo:


98% of the so called States are "begging bowl" states. Were it not for monthly subventions from the Federation Account, things would be even worse than this. Nigeria stupidly created states without first doing any feasibility study to determine whether the states were financially viable to stand on their own feet and we are now reaping the whirlwind.

But Khal Drogo barely speaks English

yourexcellency:
Hope no be Amaechi give am belle?

Early mormor madness

Partnerbiz:
So how did she get pregnant?

She drank "syrup" mistakenly

Caseless:
Who made her pregnant?

A fellow mentally deranged man