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Singapore1:
do you want prove?

i will be very happy to show you

Oga u no need na it's not rocket science u've beaten fiverr really hard in the past and low sales this month does not mean u won't hit $2,000 next month.

Wetin we wey dey hit 90 to 100 talk na Abeg ur status of dolls na anoother person prayer request oo

yorex2011:
The guy did his research on Nigeria very well, though the guy is a criminal, he's quite ingenious i must admit. He's basically exonerated himself from all forms of attack or legal ish by allowing people deal with themselves.

Big business tycoons that exist today now study psychology of different RACES and they only invade REGIONs with less technology know how (that's if they are into TECH) or some other countries some how gullible in one way or the other.

We have americans, lebanese, Indians leaving comfortably in our country and making billions of naira all because an average Nigerian thinks he or she knows it all but unfortunately he knows NOTHING.

yorex2011:
Well, it really doesn't concern me o, but lemme just say a few things so people understand whats at stake.

Dealing with each other, creates an avenue where Nigerians scam other Nigerians.

Let me explain, obviously no other money is coming into the system, only those put in by your fellow countrymen.
People claim to be smart and talk all sorts of strategies to know when to pull out bla bla.

The thing is, if you've made 3 million from the stuff and it eventually shuts down, that 3million you made is at the expense of folks who have lost money (since no external money is coming in). In other words you may have made money over someone's loss who may be contemplating suicide.

The psychology used by mr Mavrodi is very deep and ingenious (psychology of human trust and human greed).
Trust since you folks are dealing directly with your country men, greed because 30percent on interest cannot be gotten anywhere in this earth (you'll hardly find a bank or legal organization giving that).

The trust will ensure this post I'm writing now doesn't do anything as folk will be defending the scheme for him while he just waits.


Let me tell you how i would pull of this heist (remember i have no experience in cons, I'm just a regular guy who thinks deeply about stuff).

I'd just over the months, create fake personalities or citizens as many as possible who i will inject into the system. When it's time for the finale, i'd just tweak the code of the site abd direct people to pay into my fake personalities accounts (imagine placing 50 people who want to "help" with 100,000 each to all pay to one account (whose name is chukwuma adekule bello), that like 5 million in one of his fake citizens account, now imagine he has a thousand of such accounts, that's like 5 billion. I'm only giving an example, cos i know there are people who are willing to put as much as 5 million into the thing.

Eventually when all is said and done, the database and website will just be deleted.

He'd have pulled off an ingenious stunt with just php, html, mysql and psychology.

Of course I'm not discouraging nobody..
Disregard all i said

My guy in fact you need 3 to 4 feathers on your RED CAP (great wisdom). No matter what you tell them they won't listen. Yes they know it's a SCAM but as long as they are still rolling in the 30% they don't care. Now when it finally crashes many will say thank God I made good money while many will gnash their teeth in AGONY and PAIN.

It's just like BLOOD money, gotten from other people's sweats. But all still boils down to the LEVEL of GREEDINESS, SELFISHNESS and LAZINESS in our naija youth. The initiator of this MADNESS knew it's definitely will go well in Nigeria due to the level of poverty in the country.

It saddens my HEART that we don't have deep thinking in this country, the simple truth is that WEALTH or RICHES is a spirit and will only stay permanently with you when you TRULY labored for it but if it's GOTTEN putting PAIN on some sets of PEOPLE then forget it you will only shake hands with you for some time and when it leaves it will drop you multiples of the PAIN. You've put the other people through.

A word is ENOUGH for the WISE!!!

searchiing4love:
[size=18pt]Mumu Guy[/size]


Toto wey go get minimum of 5 guys wey dey penetrate am na him this one buy car ontop. The day he reads her whatsapp chat will be the day he will know these hoes ain't loyal. I can never buy a Nigerian girl a wheelchair talkless of a car. The biitch probably said yes to him for been a perfect mugun. Too many woman wrappers these days.


#Teamforeigngirls

I got laughing when you said "I can't even buy her wheel chair not to talk of a car", guy you go wicked o. Anyway the simple truth is that a girls punana drives some guys so crazy that they keep doing weird things.

That girl has just gotten a BIG FISH and I'm sure her friend's will advice her to take his MATTER to some WITCH PRINCESS who will put the man under the lady's feet.

madapcmod:
This is one of the ministers our dullard in chief took 8months to appoint telling Nigerians he is selecting the best. Bunch of useless good for nothing apc re.tards in govt.

Solomon dalung is an idiat

Infact How I wish there is another CRAZY word to describe the FOOL. They only belief that if you are rich then your source of wealth must be questionable. I'm not suprised because he himself can't get rich without stealing government funds. This minister just dragged his own name in the MUD.

Arrant Nonsense

Rhoyall:
Life had never been fair to me. I wrote O'level (Waec+Neco+GCE) for about 6times. I wrote utme 3times before settling for predegree during which I wrote the fourth utme and gained admission into the uni.
Believe me, I am not a dullard.
My grades had always been on the down side since entered. I keep hoping things will get better but it's rather getting worse. I have no one to share my pains with. Say 70% of my classmates we finished secondary school together back in 2010 are now graduates and here I am living a confused and a failed life.
I struggle to get everything done in life. I'm 22 and still don't know the bearing of my life. My plans and ambitions are inversely proportional to my grades. I'm feeling like a waste and a dashed hope for my parents. I'm studying a 5years course, just resumed 300L and have failed 3 courses with cgpa currently on 1.8...What a failure I am! I see no reason why been alive and I'm now getting suicidal but I'm scared of the eternal damnation here after. I can't cope with the feeling of consistently seeing myself as the dumbest in class anymore, although no one knows my grades as our results are privately sent to our eportal account but I'm certain my results are always the worst in class.
I have no one to share my pains with. I always feel pitied and cry for my parents who keep investing on a failed soul. Only if they had known I have no future! If only Yahweh is questionable, I would have asked why He made me be when He knows I'm only coming to struggle and have no result to show for it. I don't know what could happen to me anytime from now, but whatever happens, I know I gave my sincere best in life but nature just didn't favour me.

Bros, I read through your post and I burst into laughter. You wrote ssce 6 times and so? I've seen people who attempted it for 15 times. You also said you attempted JAMB 3 times before settling for predegree, you should thank God you have parents who are ready to sponsor you. Shake off the inferiority complex all over you and take charge of your life.

This is naija no one is ready to listen to trash, if you like jump into a moving TRUCK, it's your LIFE and sorry NOBODY cares and that's just the truth. Go straight to the streets you will see how men are hustling just to have 3 square meal, go to orphanage homes and discover kids who wishes to have a life well tailored as yours. Do you think you are better than them? No that's just how God wants it.

I advice you kneel before your maker and apologized for questioning his decision to have created you. I advice you stand up tall and take charge of your life because if you don't NOBODY will help you.

Finally, please remember "your present status is somebody's prayer request"

onatisi:
which kind yeye skills does he have? That guy that writes and talks before he thinks. Smh

Lolz, but seriously its rear for a guy to hit such fame without being good at something at least.

Remember Dan Foster then of Cool Fm? He was really good with those foreign accent which made him last for years before leaving cool fm (I'm not sure anyway).

Also Tosin bucknon of naija info or so, I can't remember the radio station, she was really cool at it too.

So finally being an OAP has a lot involved not just writing and speaking skills......

Hmmm like seriously, this guy (freeze) is just too cool when he speaks. But the lesson here is that when u start to make fame due to great favor surrounding you, never think you are INDESPENSIBLE!! I also feels he talks too much especially about sensitive national issues. I hope you've learnt your lesson anyway?

I'm sure freeze will get hooked by another cool company because he's got the skills and everything it takes to be an OAP.

Infinitikoncept:
I thought as much cox d last time I saw some prayer warriors praying USD should keep skyrocketing on one mountain wey I go snap pictures. I for don snap them cox I'm sure Klexycole, tbliss22 and some people go they there. Lols
Don't worry I'll report all of Una to pmb for attempted conspiracy to bring the Nigerian economy to a state of hullabaloo. Make someone borrow me English abeg. Where is oruebebe and Patrick obaigbon when you need them sef.

Lolz

klexycole:
Our Paypal exchangers should up their games and do something now! We are tired of #330/$... Your payoneer counterparts are already paying #350-#360/$.

#340-#350/$ ain't bad based on the current exchange rate. We need an upgrade to our exchange rate! Paypal exchangers do something!!!

Guys, signify if you support this motion.


Cc

Meritdee
Infinitikoncept
Justi4jesu
Sanchase

Oga boss them don hear jare or else we go carry our kaya go another market go sell.

Infinitikoncept:
I won't be surprised if you become a labour union leader tomorrow or human Rights activist. Kikiki

Baba bureau de change u don hear?? Na u gangan olamide use sing. My surest exchanger @infiniti tooooo bad!!

Baba I dey withdraw 2mao night ooo, as e dey hot I go knock ur whatsapp door oooo... Infiniti mighty!!! I just gbadun ur moniker jooooor

Just try upgrade small jare, infact it's obvious boiz here are praying dollars should keep going up. Kikikikikikiki!!!

Coolest week loading, more dollars to the boiz who work hard and to the outsourcers na still another way be that as long as u dey see alert but if u land into one chance too due to late delivery na u know.

One love!!

Hello,

Happy weekend to everyone. I hope we all are having a great time with families and friends around? As for what the economy is saying now, all I can say is that things will be fine at the long run by God's Grace. I also want to wish our muslim brothers happy sallah celebration in advance, may you all have a splendid celebration as the period approaches.

[center]Methods of Operation for YAM TUBER's Procurement and Logistics from BENUE STATE (2016/2017)
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1. As soon as the various yam market is officially opened for sales of NEW yams freshly from harvest, I and my team will be on ground to get latest prices and pictures of various sizes of YAM TUBERS. This process will take 1 to 2 weeks to arrive at prices and cost of transport to various locations across Nigeria.

Note: You are free to put a call through to us if you feel like traveling and making the buy yourself. We will guide you on how to get to the exact market for your YAM TUBER shopping and some list of cheapest hotels to relax in for the days you will be around to make the purchases. PLEASE NOTE THAT WE ARE NOT READY TO RENDER ANY ASSISTANCE FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY YOU ARRIVE BENUE (reason being that we will surely have loads of ORDERs to process by then).

2.We will only make PROCUREMENT TWICE IN A MONTH, meaning that we will only do PROCUREMENT every TWO WEEKS and NOT WEEKLY to allow easy processing of all PURCHASES at a particular week.

3. Purchases of will be on TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY on WEEKs stipulated for PROCUREMENT, every ORDER from individual customer must get to us before noon of MONDAY before the WEDNESDAY for PROCUREMENT.

4. We will only accept Maximum of 15 Orders from various customers per WEEK of Procurement and your Order must be MINIMUM of 200 tubers and MAXIMUM of 1,500 tubers. If you are buying above 1500 tubers we suggest you TRAVEL DOWN or send a REPRESENTATIVE to buy for you.

Those are the RULES all old and intending CUSTOMERs must know before contacting us for PROCUREMENT on your behalf in BENUE STATE.

NOTE : WE ALL ARE PATIENTLY AWAITING THE HARVEST OF NEW YAMS FROM BENUE STATE, THE ABOVE RULES IS JUST TO PREPARE US AHEAD.

N:B
1. If you are still interested in ORANGES PURCHASES, we are still in the business of helping you get to you permanent ORANGE DEALERS/EXPERTS. Many have tested the gesture by purchasing in 50s, 100s of BAGS and they are making good sales (PLEASE THEY SOUGHT FOR THE MARKET BEFORE BUYING, YOU MUST HAVE A READY MARKET OR ELSE.... )

Let me share this with you, I got the info from a PROSPECTIVE buyer. He visited a particular market in LAGOS (I can't mention the market please , why because it's someone's research).

He discovered that 6 (six) smaller baskets is gotten from a FULL BAG OF ORANGE, each baskets sells for N3,000 now and if you do the mathematics that's N18,000 or let's say N15,000 if we assume the basket is N2,500. Now this is a FULL BAG of ORANGES sold between N2,500 to N3,000 depending on the measure you are buying.

You can visit the markets around Lagos State to prove me WRONG.

2. Palm Oil is still very much available from Calabar presently it's N8,700 .....

Finally, you can use any of the two agro - produce to ROLL OVER YOUR CASH while you awaits HARVEST/SALES OF YAM TUBERS!!!!

Shalom!!!

Mr Lekan (OlamiLeks Agro - Produce Procurement and Logistics)
Email: tideal20@gmail.com
Whatsapp: 07034617082

JohnieWalker2:
House I am a bit worried o. Please I have been on fiverr for about 13 days and gotten seven orders and out of those orders I have cancelled 2 mutually. My fear is that won't it affect my ratings?
Please which software do you guys use for transcription and how much do you charge.
Cc. tbliss
khassy
abeyoni

Type "easy transcribe or easy transcription" into google and u will see a link to download. It's free. U can use it to slow down those white's English that sound's like chinese at time... Lolz!!

Hello Op,
Good writing skills you've got up there. I still don't get it because from your write-up you are neither supporting the act nor against it. If you had been offered 5 million naira, which will settle your flight ticket. you will spread the legs and the doctor will insert the 8 inches stuff enduring the pain and already thinking how things will change when you receive the money.

But for crying out load stuffs of that nature is volunteered by already settled house wives with kids already, who is actually not expecting any child birth anymore. It's a lesson here not to take decisions that will destroy your sweat looking future.

If you had done it now and later in the future u couldn't have kids, you start running from one doctor to another seeking for help, running from one church to another praying with 21days of fasting. The innocent guy with you then will start to crack his brain on where he got it wrong (God help the us!!).

Finally, don't be too desperate to shoot yourself in the leg to get money, we have a bad economy right now but still there will always be a way out to survive.

Shalom!

lekibraky:
Mr lekan NY name sake I love what you do here and I belief the reason you are growing in the business is 'application of sincerity in your business I am in for the yam and would contact your whatsapp now

Replied

mayoor15:
Recruitment starts.....that's what we want to hear

I don't think there will be much recruitment in a tech bank of this nature, only few with high tech skills, who knows in and out of ICT.

But here is my thought although youths who can fore-see what's coming ahead should know that technology is gradually replacing human in areas of services at various work place.

Soon, expect banks to follow suit thereby relieving many of their staffs their jobs based on the fact that robots and computers has replaced their services.

Good one anyway our own naija born Alhaji Dangote.

One love

ShegzyB:
@TBlisss,

Top of the morning to you, my brother. I am eagerly waiting for info and commencement of the new yam season.

Your type is extremely rare, please keep up the good work. I will not be surprised to see you among the very successful in the very near future. God bless your hustle

Thanks so much my brother and I will surely update this great thread as soon as harvest/sales of yam tubers begins. My dream from onset is to see many individual agro - produce being set up by able Nigerians up to a Mega status and to see millions of our unemployed youth being employed.

My dream is to create numerous ideas and stategy to ensure every diligent and goal-oriented individual is gainfully employed via this great thread.

God bless Nigeria!!

Mr Lekan
OlamiLeks Agro-Produce Procurement and Logistics (Palm-Oil, Yam - tubers and Oranges in Bags)
whatsapp - 07034617082
Email: tideal20@gmail.com

lzar:
good day Mr Lekan pls we need some latest info on the yam you talked about... pls latest info on YAM

Hello sir,
Thanks for the reminder, I will definitely post here as soon as sales begins and before then procedures of "ORDER" for this year's yam season will be listed here.

Best Regards,
Mr lekan

gocare:
boss I've sent you a mail.

Cool!!

Infinitikoncept:
Seriously I think I should join DSS if them go allow me in their fraud cracking unit

Then you must know the senior brother of the uncle of buhari to achieve that lolzzzz!!!

Seriously the way boiz are looking for easy money lately amazes me!!!

ladyF:
Hello,

Did you do business with klog? He's got a history of hacking to steal funds. https://www.nairaland.com/3239054/terrible-experience-transacting-nairalander-klog

Wow!! God bless you LadyF, can you imagine the fool still have the gut to open another thread. Even if nairaland mod bans him he will still open another account.

Cc

sunboy
Infinitikoncept
Justi4jesu
SammieG

Please I beg ooo wash out for this guy called klog.

No matter what the ECONOMY is saying STEALING is never an option!!

gocare:
For anyone looking for Fiverr reviews, i am offering it.

I will order for 1 basic gig of $5 and you pay $5, in the naira.

I will order from 3 different accounts if you like.

You can give me what you want me to write as your review, or i write it myself you choose.

Send me a PM if you need it, or you can indicate it here for transparency sake, nothing to hide.

Hey bro, send your whatsapp number or email here tideal20@gmail.com. I have guys who needs review like seriously!!!

Please send it fast I'm waiting!!!!

Enesi47:
oga lekan happy Sunday

Same to you sir....

DerrickM:
Word of advice to other new arrivals quit creating gigs you can't offer or don't have someone to readily outsource to help to deliver it. Then you run to the thread asking for help randomly like people here are jobless...Nobody send una message if una tink say na Naija sense go work just lyk dat on Fiverr...Na OYO u dey...Happy Sunday...

Lolz bros u don vex ni? These guys only want to make dollars but don't want to learn real skills. Open gigs u know u are good at and follow it up, if possible learn how to tweak your way on it to become a PRO.

One more!

On site pictures !!!



Best Regard,
Mr Lekan
07034617082 (whatsapp)
Email: tideal20@gmail.com

TESTIMONY TIME....... (Please I need a response like the way its done in churches )



I received a call about 3 weeks ago from a RISK TAKER, BLOCK BUSTER and TOTAL stranger in procurement of Agro - Produce . He said he want to start something on ORANGES. I asked if he has already market in his location (FCT - ABUJA) and he answered YES , he requested for my 20 CONTACTS OF ORANGE PLANTATION KINGPIN in Benue State. I did the following;


1. I forwarded 20 CONTACTS and

2. I gave complete description of how to deal with the area, where to lodge and who to see

3. I gave the exact description to the wonderful plantations of oranges.


He didn't travel immediately (Sharp Guy ) He made calls to the given farmers and negotiated on prices of BAGS OF ORANGES before travelling. two (2) weeks later he moved and ended up purchasing 80 SOLID BAGS OF ORANGES and you know what as at now he has finished selling all the BAGS in ABUJA.


The beautiful thing here is that he was really fulfilled and the contacts are all his to be used continuously till when he is tired. I can even send another set if he needs more, you know why? Because he has taken a STEP and I'm ready to support him with all I have to make things very much easy for him infact he's also a NAIRALANDER and right now I'm going to support him with COWs and GOATs Procurement from Northern States, where to buy, where to stay and lodge and finally how to secure vehicles to convey his LIVESTOCKS down to ABUJA.............


I did this to show to all DOUBTING THOMAS following my thread thinking its all SCAM or the businesses I preach are not LUCRATIVE. Remember this guy bought these BAGS (between 2000 and 3000) and he ended up selling each minimum of N5,000.


I have another super pretty LADY (She's really pretty) in PORTHARCOURT also doing this same business of Agro Procurement from Benue State who also was supplied contacts with which she is using now. She's into Yam tubers, Oranges, Sweet potatoes and Ginger. The first time I had a chat with her on whatsapp, her looks melt my spirit and I asked if she can handle this GAME OF PLAY but low and behold she's 9months now into the business.

Now feed your eyes with picture proofs.

1st our chats on whatsapp!!!!

Olayimikami:
The loss I refer to is " loss due to spoilage" which is imminent as Yams and oranges will spoil naturally over time even with preservatives.

Being familiar as a farmer as well, I am also not saying this to discredit your assertions but to clarify on the need for would be investor to take "calculated risk" as against just computing figures.

Let me ask you one simple question sir, do you think heavy yam buyers back in mile - 12 (Lagos State) & gboro-kiri yam zone ( Portharcourt) don't take precautions? knowing fully well that these agro produce can get spoilt with time but will you say because of these very common factors you won't go into business? No sir, you only convey quantity you know you have sure ready consumer to grab them.

However, I can testify that if the right methods is set in place you can preserve yam tubers for as long as 6 MONTH!! I saw them with my eyes back in benue state while I was serving.

Finally, If you want to be a business person you must be able to take some calculated risk. Personally I have invested on a lot and some of it still stands while some are off track.

God bless Nigeria!!!

Mr lekan

Update! Update!! Update!!! (Oil Palm Produce - CALABAR)

Good morning all,
I will like to share this based on our observations in Calabar in the last 4 to 5 days. I received a call from some great gentlemen (From Onitsha) who showed interest in buying kegs of Palm - oil, but they said they will love to travel down and see things themselves. We plan to receive them in Calabar. They ended up buying at the Market in Calabar for N9,500 per keg (50 kegs in total) excluding costs of kegs (N600 per 1).

Our Oil Palm is not from just a market in CALABAR but from the Oil Mills scattered across the villages of Calabar. They (Oil Mill Factories) have the capacity of over 100,000 litres per day and you know what? We will get it cheaper for you.

Latest Price now = N8,700
Price Per Keg = N600
Transport down to lagos = N300 per keg

Check out some convincing pictures......

N:B watch out for direct links and details about COWS and GOATS. The exact details on where and how to get them cheap including how to convey them down to lagos state and other locations

Best Regards,
Mr Lekan
Aro Produce Procurement & Logistics
Email: tideal20@gmail.com
Whatsapp :07034617082

Olayimikami:
Just read through the thread and must commend your effort at expanding the market reach of the sector.

Noticed though that caveats were not made in some cases.

All yams have a maximum life span which most times does not exceed 6 months and that is if you only invest in the top varieties. You may not get up to 3 months on most.

The period harvested also determines the shelf life so it's advisable people do their due diligence when investing.

As regards the Orange purchase, while all ventures "can be lucrative", the projections made in the analysis didn't make provision for loss of stock "which is imminent".

Always do a feasibility study before venturing, "not all gains are profit".

@Olalekan: kudos

Good morning Sir,
Thanks for your observations as regards my analysis. As regards provision for loss of stock that you made mention of, I can only assure perfect and safe delivery of goods. I have been in this game of procurement of agro produce (specifically yam tubers) for about 3 (THREE) YEARS now and such issue of product missing or getting lost as never occurred.

Sir, If you can't entrust on us the security of your purchased produce, you can as well do the travelling and purchase the specified produce yourself to be conveyed down to your location. We will assist you to some extent in benue state.

Finally, I have facts before putting any thing here so please don't think all that is placed on this thread are just theory. I have confirm guys in the business and they are making good profit and of course there is no business without it's own risk, you must make sure you do your own research in any agro produce you wish to venture in.

Best Regards,
Mr Lekan
OlamiLeks Agro Produce Procurement & Logistics

richardoz:
I don't support this wild act but I don't blame these students either. When I left the school few years back things were not this bad, It is only a person that wears shoe that can explain how it hurts, to be sincere those students are passing through a lot! Prof. Oyewole needs to do something to ameliorate their hardships.

Bros there is nothing they are passing through that is new. It's just so funny kids of these days loves to receive lectures in air-conditioned rooms, driven home with cool air-conditioned buses with no struggles and if possible they prefer to be served breakfast and lunch inside the lecture room while lectures is on.

I was a student of that school before mancot buses even arrived at all, we were leaving home 6:30am to meet 8am lectures due to long queues at bustops. Struggling to even board buses because we knew we won't be allowed into the lecture room if we arrive 8:05am. All these we experienced then and the S.U.G president then only took pen and paper to put down our pains and sufferings which was submitted to the V.C and also Ministry of Education.

All that brought Mancott buses (like BRT buses in lagos), air-conditioned lecture rooms, newly built lecture rooms (JAO 1,2 and 3), lecture theatre and so on. Prof Balogun came and did a lot but if Prof Oyewole is not actually working up to expectations then there are ways to address the issue e.g writing a petition forwarded to NUC against the VC.

Finally, this single act will destroy the beautiful image FUNAAB use to have, her ranking will drop and so many other negative consequences.

Shalom!