₦airaland Forum

Pidginwhisper:
Exactly how village people will escort most who travelled home for Xmas on their way back to their various destinations

lonecatt:
Congrats to him
Meanwhile buhari is yet to expand his cow business after 20years of cattle rearing,is it the Nigeria economy that he will now develop.

greatme2good:
I used to have a friend who had a child out of wedlock and she's always painting the child's face with makeup.. a girl of 10 years. I noticed the makeup stuff when the girl was 5 or 6 years and it continued for years before I summoned courage to advice her to stop it. My opening my mouth to say it ended our 6 years friendship coz she insulted me and blocked me on social media. I didn't regret what I said shaa but with the way she's going, the thing that happened in 1900 will repeat itself again.

spafu:
Mr. Mathematical Odegbami, abeg park for one side and save us this noise. Some of you made money in your playing days and we were all busy cheering you and being happy for you guys. We on our part played little football and did more of education with the hope the country will give us some employment at the end of it, but we got nothing other than hardship and unemployment. But each time any of you get sick, get unto or a problem or is a financial fix, you will call one Nigerians and the government, abeg, was it for free you played for Nigeria? Who should the rest of us call on?
With my education and above average result, I hustle outside Nigerian economy, as my signature will show.
Now let me ask, since Siasia new FIFA had the power to punish him, why did he chose not to defend himself when the opportunity was granted him?
Abeg, footballers should learn to save from their abundance today and save for the rainy day.

Deejaygold:
When him dey collect bribe nko ?

mofedamijo:
Don't mind the low IQ guy, people que up for days just to purchase the iPhone, some Nigerians don't know that despite our ugly Educational system, they are far smarter, intelligent and versatile than any average American or European........

NotBeenPaid:

---

When would Eyimba FC gifts it's squad an iPhone or motor car?

---

Richdad50:


You are who you follow. Malians are a group of retards and degenerates who will follow men that affirm the very belly and lows of their stupidity. Show me a Malian and I will tell you one who can be lead by a Wall Gecko.

Beautiful minds may listen to sounds and rythm from talents but will never go low by engaging their lifestyle.

Richdad

Blazebond:
As far as I am concerned,the day u start talking all this "I am a marlian" nonsense,Na that day your mumu start,believe me,all of Una when dey claim marlian no get sense,adults go dey misbehave that claim say na "marlian" Dem be.

GEOANDSONS:


Meanwhile, somewhere in Africa

quaintbloke:
I weep for my country.
Sold to Nigerians as the last great hope of anti-corruption, a no-nonsense General who would with his horsewhip, get everyone in line and take the country to her Eldorado.
Without doubt Buhari has failed woefully, but my concern is this: who then would rescue Nigeria from the doldrums?
For we who are out of the country, especially we the professionals, is there any hope of ever coming back to Nigeria during our productive years, esp some of us who are keen to help use our skills and develop the country?
Doesnt sound right to keep excelling in a foreign land while motherland rots away.

BankyGee:
The Farmer and The Politicians

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farmland
When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them.
The following conversation ensued:
Police: Are you sure they were dead?
Farmer: Yes. Though, I heard some shouting, "help! I'm still alive o", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot



TO BE CONTINUED

kabukabu:
1)Mossberg 12 guage shotgun.
2)Glock 12 hangun with laser sight.
3)stab resistant armor vest
3)Pepper spray or Mace
4)50,000 volt tazer nightstick
5)night vision goggles
6)Level 3 personal protection Belgian Malanois and Doberman attack dogs.
7)Modified Remmington bushmaster rifle with armor piercing hollow point shells
Level 6 Armored H1 Alpha with smokescreens and chase detterents.
9)Mercenary former Mossad guards
10)fake cash packets with self destruct ink