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mulante:
See how Sergio Ramos cropped those fine girls out of the picture after all their hustling.

Fine babe wey I no go even fit open mouth to ask am for selfie, na im another man dey crop comot.

To be a man no be by prick or by muscle.

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CAPSLOCKED:
SIX OF THEM PUT TOGETHER COULDN'T STUN THE POLICE. NOT EVEN ONE COULD DISAPPEAR OR SUMMON LIGHTENING, OR ANY WRATH OF THE GODS. BUT SOME HOW, SOME GULLIBLE NIGERIANS BELIEVE THAT PRESENTING PANTS AND HUMAN ORGANS TO THESE GUYS CAN MAKE THEM RICH.

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Isobug:
Olawekpo promoter is a Mod in Nairaland..... No doubt

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Sellfish:
Too sad he doesn't stand any chance of winning the election....


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Please buy my Hp envy M6 with 2gig dedicated graphics for 80k..i need money urgently please....please click link for details

https://www.nairaland.com/4926051/hp-envy-m6-quick-sale

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Decryptor:
RIP Mean Gene!

I remember this man in the days of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Andrew the Giant etc.

But the man suffer sha...e fit dey interview one wrestler and the person go just carry vex jack am up!

Those were the days when wrestling was interesting to watch!

Not all this nonsense script wey today's wrestlers dey act

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Birds of same feathers

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nabegibeg:
You want to buy tire before you buy car ?

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decatalyst:
Can an African understand this "madness"?

no

My Africa

[quote author=Tuntheycr7 post=32185681]Na crush plenty pass...

And fear no go let express ya feelings.

Me : Mercy, I would like to see after the closing time o.
Mercy.: really? Why? Wetin happened?

Me : nothing, I go tell you after the closing time

After the closing hour...
My friend go Don gingered me wella with all amateur scope..

Mercy: you said you wanna see me, na me be this, tell me wetin happen
Me : erm erm! Not here, I go tell you on our way home... (wen her own house is located along Northern part of the town while my own na South South)

After walking for some mins and me de back dragging my feet. And mercy sighting her house from afar.

Mercy: so what is it you say you wan tell me naa?

Me : well, erm! You know... I just wan borrow your English text book but I no wan my friend know.

Mercy : oya take but my book must not tear o.

Me: okay. Thank you. Den would start another Israelites journey back to my own house..

2nd day in school... I no ge

Dojupyo:
I be wife material o, from 1000 yards upwards..

By the way, we need the qualities of a husband material.. Women also need good men to take to their parents.. You bin think sey na all men dem go accept

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vincent561:
Wearing tight boxers can lower your sperm count as a man due to an increase in temperature.

The reason God brought the testes from the abdomen to the scrotum where it can thrive,leaving the ovary in the abdomen(where it can also thrive).

In a nutshell, tight or nylon boxers isn't good for you as a man.

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GossipHeart:


May God strike me dead any day i show love to any girl or woman who isn't my mum, sister or wife

I used to be that lovely boyfriend who buys flowers for my girlfriend, takes her on vacations and dates just to make her happy but i learned the hard way, i treated my ex girlfriends like Queens but i was foolish enough not to realize that you can't make women happy by being a nice guy

These hoes did me dirty

And when i became that hard boyfriend who doesn't give a flying fucck, these hoes are now loyal

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[quote author=moderatorr1 post=30356379]Don't risk it on anything hardware except poultry farming.
On the software side , your chances of blowing to riches is always there and verifiable withing days if not minutes.
1. For instance, write a tutorial on something you know how to do very well eg. how to import car from kotonou, mtn f.ree br.owsing etc

2. Create a sales page on a quick sales site like Brain tem. org
The advantage of using a quick sales site is that you don't have to worry about setting up online payment method etc. Those things have been done for you.
And when someone others your eBook at the price you set up, eg. N2,000 the site will automatically email them an invoice, the eBook and a receipt.

3. Invest your money into Facebook ads that are pointing to your sales page. People from Facebook will flood your sales page eventually, some will buy.
Let's say you invested $5 for a 5 day ad on Facebook, and you have 1500 people checking out

I'm a 2000 born but i remember most of them.

I'm a 2000 born but i read it.Mr Sambo,Mrs Aliyu,Bisi etc.I can see bisi shoe.

Nnaemiemax:


Aside bad leadership, anyone in the world who wishes to live long and have real time joy got to be in Nigeria.

This thing funny abeg

I tell you!