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ComeAndobo:
I remember my visa interview to one country (name withheld), one cute lady interviewed me.

Visa officer: have you traveled before
Me: No

Visa officer: (smiling) are you married?
Me: (thinking she is flirting) No I'm single and searching?

Visa officer: sorry your Visa has been denied. (Stamps big rejection on my passport)

People started laughing in the back. Shame catch me that day.

Lol

InsAne101:
oh! u neva know...

Hey forget your ranting.if i want to talk to her,you can't do anything about it.

InsAne101:
[color=#990000][/color] stay away from my babe...

Your babe?...I thought you are a female or are you a Lesbian.

Sweetheart666:
Lean on me,lean on me no mean say make u come press me die..
Na person wey better hungry never beat dey fine scissors wey he won use cut indomie Maggi.

lol

paulsibility:
Person wey mad man kill him mama. If he see mechanic na run, e go dey run.

Lol

Riele:
Two words for you

EMPTY BARREL

You this girl,close your mouth.You talk like someone who got no respect for elders.

GamalNasser:
Very good for Bullion van ..the military does not need this but it's Good for banks

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Aufbauh:
And this is a 'saner clime' according to some hypocritical Nigerians.

It seems that other developed countries are more brutal than us, just that their citizens are more patriotic than ours.

we lack patriotism in Nigeria!

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