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Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:44pm On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
My dad always ties me up and sodomizes me at night

Oh my! It must have hurt when your dad slid his dicck into that tight butt hole of yours.
Did it hurt? Or did the lube make it pleasurable?
Hold on! Did he even use a lube shocked

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:33pm On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
it's my pleasure...boo

that's what i do to my mom

Oh! Your mum deserves better. What about your winnie? I know it's not up to the size of a pencil but with the rashes and other signs of STDs, I'm sure she'll find some pleasure there grin

Come on! You sure can do better than that.!

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:24pm On Nov 13, 2015

goodfornothing:
Ok then, I'll leave you to him enjoy

You should have directed your useless comment to that product of bestiality.
Oh! I forgot. You're enjoying every bit of his comments but not mine.
This is why I stated earlier that your mum should have aborted you. That was your destiny grin

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Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:16pm On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
ok....this is what i do to your mom

Naaah!
That can only be done to a biitch.
You and I know your mum is the only one that falls into that category. You're a proof of that.
Now, get your ass together and show me what you do to your mum! grin

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:09pm On Nov 13, 2015

goodfornothing:
You guys should stop now please. Don't derail my thread

Naaaah!
You seem to be enjoying it.
The feeling is mutual.
This wasn't a thread anyway. Just some useless piece of crap informing us what people like you experience as a result of poverty.

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:05pm On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
MTSSHEEEEEW!!! You deserve this

More of those GIFs.
I wanna see what you do to your mum grin

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 5:44pm On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
shut the stinky hole you call mouth........biitch!

Oh, I think your post was for the wrong person because the only biitch I know happens to be your mum.

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Romance › Re: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by teasel: 5:36pm On Nov 13, 2015

JimiCoker:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
This babe, I no know why dis tin dey pain you like dis. Abeg no go commit suicide oh. Oya your toto no dey smell. Lol!

Whatever, pusssy undecided

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 5:34pm On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
in ur plastic mind you think you've made sense with the hogwash above....don't you? gerrarahere mehn!

Fool, get your lazy bum out of the ghetto and go live a respectable life. I doubt you can ever do that though.

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2015

Youngpo413:
dicks can not be inserted in a closed pusy,so the ladies should be blamed for everything.

No, the males in Nigeria who fucck around like dogs MUST be blamed. Most of you are worse than animals- absolutely, no self control. That's why the only thing many of you are good at is rape.

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Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 5:24pm On Nov 13, 2015

Fourwinds:
laps are spread open before a dicck can find its way into it... so if it is not opened how will a dicck gets in

Umm.. Let's see.. through rape.
After all, everyone knows majority of Nigerian males are rapists. It's inbred.

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Romance › Re: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by teasel: 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2015

JimiCoker:
Yeah, and your father too for that matter
No hard feelings doll face, I'd gladly sniff your panties any day any time, so pls stop feeling insecure

This is what happens when filth from your mother's cesspool finds its way into your brain.
Bastard.

Romance › Re: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by teasel: 1:49am On Nov 13, 2015*

JimiCoker:
Don't mind her, she thinks they're extroverts
Girls go mess after eating shawarma and ice cream, cum wear pampers during menses, not to talk less of the yama yama discharge that oozes out of that cesspool of filth they call toto and one e-diot has the effrontery to call a guy that sniffs their disease-ridden panties and survives, a pervert?? Why, he deserves a medal of bravery. Prolly noticed a foul stench in the air and traced its origin to your pant

It feels good to know that you and so many other idiots on here came out from a biitch's cesspool of filth.
You're a bastard like your father.

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 1:34am On Nov 13, 2015

FTBOY:
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This is what happens when one is unfortunate to be born into poverty. You end up being brought up in ghettos. An environment where some omo alatas will excitedly open their legs for some random plumber for less than a dollar. An environment where illegal abortions are carried out by your next door neighbor. One were you never have access to anything good, not even women.
It's a sad life, I know.
You had better get your lazy bums out of that place before you start breeding. I'm not sure Nigeria can survive another generation of dumb males.

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Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 1:11am On Nov 13, 2015

goodfornothing:
Good question! I don't know why some people are trying to impose it all on the guys

Take responsibility for your actions. Stop being the typical Nigerian ~~male~~ dog.
It's sickening.

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 1:05am On Nov 13, 2015

Fourwinds:
what do u mean by first few months....FYI once a sperm meets an egg., a life has begun... So don't tell it is after one or two months...

I agree girls do not impregnant themselves but have u forgot who open her laps. man rite.?

Have you forgotten who inserts the dicck huh

Romance › Re: The Way Guys Diss Their Fellow Guys Ugly by teasel: 7:21pm On Nov 12, 2015*

onila:
hes not denzel washington or the cutest guy out there

but the Ghanaian boy is dark like charcoal

As I stated, the Ghanaian guy is ugly as fucck.

It's one thing to be ugly on the outside but ugly both inside and out?
Damn!

Kingsley is obviously too nice.
Well, good thing he didn't waste his time showing that rude nigga what ugly truly means.

Romance › Re: The Way Guys Diss Their Fellow Guys Ugly by teasel: 7:09pm On Nov 12, 2015

I bet the other guy is ugly as fucck.
Yes. You have to be freaking ugly to call someone ugly to his/her face.

Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by teasel: 6:59pm On Nov 12, 2015

Your mother should have aborted you.
I can tell you live in a slum.
Poverty is a curse.

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Olamide, Davido Flaunt Babies And Baby Mamas by teasel: 10:10pm On Nov 06, 2015

dipopooo:
Smh! Most of our men lack moral, no shame dey fuvk around like dogs. Oh well, they're probably dogs.

Politics › Re: APC, FG Hounded Alamieyeseigha To Death - Fayose by teasel: 4:58am On Oct 13, 2015

Ryabcool:
I've modified my previous comment. You can go read now

Same old story.
Again, spare this forum your self righteous bullshit of "we're not tribalistic. We're just retaliating"
It's plain disgusting.

Politics › Re: APC, FG Hounded Alamieyeseigha To Death - Fayose by teasel: 4:25pm On Oct 12, 2015

Ryabcool:
I will not deny it. But please know that I've been on this forum for a long time, long before I finally registered as a member. I was here on this forum and I witnessed how the whole tribalism started. Believe me when I say it was people from the other side who fired the first shot. And trusting Yorubas, they never take an insult without returning theirs back. That was how it escalated to what it is today. In fact the tribalism you see on Facebook, punch, and other social media outlets have their roots here on nairaland. Nairaland politics section started the online tribalism pervading our entire social media stratosphere.

Please note that I am not holding brief for the Yoruba as we also have a huge hand in this mess. But that does not mean I should continue taking insults over something unwarranted.

Yeah, right!
Of course, you'll see it that way beause you're yoruba. I first came across this forum sometime in 2008. This tribalism crap didn't start in the politics section. It started in the crime section. Users from your tribe made it a habit of calling out a certain ethnic group each time a crime is committed. From there, it spread to other sections and so on. In fact, the politics section only got infected when "tribal politics" became a norm for the useless Nigerian politicians.

In other words, spare this forum your self righteous bullshit of "we're not tribalistic. We're just retaliating".
It's disgusting.

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Politics › Re: Stunning Photos Of Emir Sanusi's Daughters by teasel: 5:13pm On Oct 04, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
Will Sanusi give me one of his cute daughters? I promise to revert to Islam

Are you above 50?
If no, forget it.

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Crime › Re: British Court Jails Nigerian Who Masturbated On Train Passenger by teasel: 3:53pm On Oct 04, 2015

Nigerian men!!!
Most of you are really pitiful.

Sports › Re: John Ogu Proposes To Girlfriend On The Pitch (Photos) by teasel: 3:03pm On Oct 04, 2015*

aariwa:
Is she a Nigerian cos a Nigerian girl does not deserve such gesture

Her name is Chiugo so yeah, she's a Nigerian.

Now, go kill yourself.. don't forgot to bury your black heart grin

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