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Romance / Re: Mark Essien To Girl Crushing On Him: "I'm Married" by teasel: 8:30pm On Aug 31, 2016
alexarelano:
Naija gehs sha!
Shame no dey catch dem embarassed
Go teach your useless father shame first before coming here to display inherited idiocy.

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Romance / Re: Mark Essien To Girl Crushing On Him: "I'm Married" by teasel: 8:29pm On Aug 31, 2016
Damfostopper:
wat About her bf... she is crushing for a married man... Nigerian gals and hoeism are like 5 n 6
How do you know she has a boyfriend, you daft fool?!
I bet you come from a generation of filthy man whores.
Idiot
Romance / Re: Mark Essien To Girl Crushing On Him: "I'm Married" by teasel: 8:24pm On Aug 31, 2016
Yomieluv:
Someone would tell us not to see some women as sex object.

What is the use of this one brain now?
And what exactly is wrong with what she asked?
Can't you see you're the only one here who lacks a brain?
You're mum is a cheap intimacy gadget who your useless father has been using and will continue to use till they both leave this earth.
They deserve a very insult for raising a worthless idiot like you.
Romance / Re: Mark Essien To Girl Crushing On Him: "I'm Married" by teasel: 8:19pm On Aug 31, 2016
henrydadon:
grin

wonderful this hoe aint loyal
now y'all can see that pusssy aint every thing

a man with responsibility wont have time to fvck around or look at other women
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Majority of Nigerian guys are irresponsible. So for you idiots pvssy is everything!
Romance / Re: Mark Essien To Girl Crushing On Him: "I'm Married" by teasel: 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2016
Flashh:
Most of these girls have brain, but they can't just make use of it.

So you expect him to accept your request just like that?
Majority of you idiots don't even have a brain not to talk of using it.

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Romance / Re: Mark Essien To Girl Crushing On Him: "I'm Married" by teasel: 8:16pm On Aug 31, 2016
waxxydude:
No No no be so them dey do am, forget this white/oyinbo man BS. As she sent that, you tweet "speechless", play with her small.


Then collect her number and address, carry her out, but, don't ever take her home.


After three days, scatter her pvssy as if you have been charged with rape before. Clean mouth and cut connections. That is the Nigerian spirit. #BehaveNigerianToGrowTheNaira.


Quote me and experience a civil war inbetween your legs. Hoes.
Typical filthy Nigerian manwhore!
I spit on you and your worthless generation.
Celebrities / Re: Tunji Aderibigbe & Nora Nwosisi Wedding Pictures by teasel: 10:26am On Aug 12, 2016
I can bet this man's sister has been warned not to ever bring home an Igbo man.

Only foolish Igbo people still give their daughters to these senseless y0robber bigots. Just look at the comments on this thread. How stupid can one be to marry the daughter of one they term "criminal"... Not forgetting, yorrobas lead in almost every crime; rape, scams, ritual murders, armed robbery and so much more.
Sheesh! Bunch of foolish criminals.

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Education / Re: My Sister Result Brain And Beauty..pics by teasel: 5:13pm On Aug 08, 2016
She's really pretty.

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Politics / Re: "Buhari, Forget Pride And Go To Anambra For Knowledge" - Ben Bruce by teasel: 10:16am On Aug 08, 2016
Lmao!
Silly afonjas displaying their inferiority complex as usual.

All y0robbers are from Lagos state. The only state in Nigeria built by the British colonialist and later by the Federal Government using oil money from the Niger Delta grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Have This Opinion? by teasel: 7:22pm On Aug 07, 2016
Oh, spare us this silly pretence!
Everyone knows most Nigerian men can't do anything for a female without asking for some form of sexual activity in return.
It's not new so direct your question to your fellow Nigerian guys that made it so.
Rubbish!

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Romance / Re: Lady Buries Her Face Inbetween Her Boobs (photo) by teasel: 6:36pm On Aug 07, 2016
I hope she finally gets the courage and determination to lose all that weight.
Family / Re: What A Husband Told His New Wife On Thier Wedding Day Will Make You Cry by teasel: 2:07pm On Aug 07, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Ditto
Whatever...
Family / Re: What A Husband Told His New Wife On Thier Wedding Day Will Make You Cry by teasel: 1:57pm On Aug 07, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
[s]Do you get banned when you spew garbage like these? The moderators seem to have a thing for me.[/s]
Silly mofo...
Health / Re: Mayowa Ahmed: Police Freeze Account by teasel: 12:59pm On Jul 30, 2016
Congrats to Toyin and Aramide for spreading lies because of their greed. This is their fault!
The NPF is corrupt and doesn't care about human life. After all, they're responsible for most murders in Nigeria.
I really hope that poor girl will be fine.
If anything happens to Mayowa, her blood will be on Toyin and Aramide's hands.
Rubbish!

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Sports / Re: 2016 Rio Olympics: Jonathan Akinyemi’s First Nigerian Athlete To Arrive Rio by teasel: 12:46pm On Jul 30, 2016
He's obviously biracial so what's with the comments undecided

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Celebrities / Re: #savemayowa: Aramide Of Lifestake Foundation Apologises, Shares Her Story by teasel: 11:03am On Jul 30, 2016
LordVoldemort:



Only fools like yourself will agree with your senseless view
Only idiots like you will disagree.
Celebrities / Re: #savemayowa: Aramide Of Lifestake Foundation Apologises, Shares Her Story by teasel: 9:47am On Jul 30, 2016
Aramide and Toyin are greedy. They started the scam rumour because they realized no part of the money was going to them for their "selflessness."
Pathetic!

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Romance / Re: Comparing Of Nigerian Women With Michelle Obama: Guy Blasts Nigerian Men by teasel: 9:23am On Jul 30, 2016
maestroferddi:
Sorry, I dont waste my saliva on tabula rasas.

Not wasting even a further nanosecond with the rank disappointment that you typify...
Dumbass..

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Politics / Re: Ijaws Not Behind Attacks On Lagos, Ogun – IYC by teasel: 10:02pm On Jul 29, 2016
Sheggy13:

Fool..just ensure you're not the next on the Indonesian death row like your brothers.. truth hurts I guess.. For any idiotic Igbotic mod that the dunce I quoted would wanna report me and dares to ban me, remember this fool quoted me first to call my tribe stupid and I only reciprocated the kind gesture. I'm nice like that.
Stop editing your useless post.
I repeat. Next time you want to give a stupid example, use your stupid tribe.
Politics / Re: Ijaws Not Behind Attacks On Lagos, Ogun – IYC by teasel: 9:58pm On Jul 29, 2016
Sheggy13:

Fool..just ensure you're not the next on the Indonesian death row like your brothers.. truth hurts I guess..
yoruba idiot, just make sure you don't rape your daughters and use your sons for rituals like your worthless brothers do.
Also, try as much as possible to stop decapitating British soldiers.
Yes, the truth is bitter but it must be said.

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Family / Re: What A Husband Told His New Wife On Thier Wedding Day Will Make You Cry by teasel: 9:29pm On Jul 29, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Neither can you help your slavery. You are in love with your chains.
To be honest, you're daft but it's certainly no surprise.
Romance / Re: Comparing Of Nigerian Women With Michelle Obama: Guy Blasts Nigerian Men by teasel: 9:22pm On Jul 29, 2016
lebete3000:


The easiest way to create problem for yourself is to tell them the truth....
Start by telling yourselves the truth! Can't you see how you Nigerian men are messing up both at home and abroad. Don't be a hypocrite! Tell yourselves the bitter truth!
Foolishness is when you try to help other people when you haven't helped yourself yet.

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Romance / Re: Comparing Of Nigerian Women With Michelle Obama: Guy Blasts Nigerian Men by teasel: 9:18pm On Jul 29, 2016
maestroferddi:
Why would I be wasting my time on you?

You fail at the first hurdle. Sorry, I cannot help you...
Help me?
You can't even help your foolish self. You better shut up and get back to your useless life.
Daft hypocritical misogynist!

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Politics / Re: Ijaws Not Behind Attacks On Lagos, Ogun – IYC by teasel: 9:02pm On Jul 29, 2016
Sheggy13:

You can't speak on behalf of millions of Ijaws with different moral, social and educational backgrounds. It's just like a Yoruba person saying Yoruba females are not raped by their fathers. You're not in the head of every Ijaw man in Nigeria to predict correctly what they can do or cannot do. Because you're civil and peace-loving doesn't mean every Ijaw man out there is, ditto other ethnic groups. There are good and bad elements in every tribe. The IYC President is also saying the NDA guys are not Ijaw guys when they have come boldly to identify majority of themselves as Ijaws. Just check out some of their names. You don't make categorical statements like the militants are not Ijaws. Those are mere emotional and sentimental statements. What if they're caught and found out to be Ijaw. That's one good thing about Yorubas. They're the ones that denigrate and insult their own sons more when he misbehaves, even before other tribes do. I can give you many instances.
Never forget to always use your stupid tribe for stupid examples.

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Family / Re: What A Husband Told His New Wife On Thier Wedding Day Will Make You Cry by teasel: 8:30am On Jul 26, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I talk am. You be slave.
You're an idiot. You obviously can't help it.
Romance / Re: Comparing Of Nigerian Women With Michelle Obama: Guy Blasts Nigerian Men by teasel: 12:16am On Jul 26, 2016
maestroferddi:
No matter how you look at it, the stark reality is that most Nigerian females are not that really smart.
A Nigerian guy talking "smartness"? This has gotta be the joke of the century. Look around you, read your posts and that of your fellow idiots on this forum and open your smelly mouth to say most Nigerian males are intelligent. I want you to look at your stupid self in the mirror when you say that.

Most succesful countries are built by men who uplift the women of that society and create opportunities for their children. Now, take a look at the Nigerian society. Can't you see that most of you are just bunch of failures?
The only thing you idiots are good at is decapitating british soldiers and committing all sorts of crimes all over world while giving future Nigerian children the scumbag status.

You're just a stupid lowlife living in denial. Filthy daft chauvinist is what you are.

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Family / Re: What A Husband Told His New Wife On Thier Wedding Day Will Make You Cry by teasel: 11:46pm On Jul 25, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Only low IQ oyibo slaves like you will not realize that everyone has the right to an opinion.
Oh just shut the hell up and accept that sort of opinion can only come from lowlife Nigerian men like you!
Asshole!

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Family / Re: Female Genital Mutilation: Woman And Husband Escapes With Children (pic) by teasel: 11:07am On Jul 24, 2016
PlayerMeji:
I so much love the way Nairalanders jump into conclusion without an afterthought or even sef a 'beforethought'.

The man represents the whole of what Yoruba people are all about, isnt it?

This piece of news you read with scanty details (no state of origin, location) just the name alone is enough information to generalize the whole of Yoruba land as savages, isnt it?

I can see the symptoms of inferiority complex all over you.

Oh shut up, you bloody hypocrite!

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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Slept With Another Man For Just N15,000,heartbroken Man Openup by teasel: 9:35am On Jul 24, 2016
Most Nigerian men deserve to be cheated on. So let him stop being a little biiitch.

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Romance / Re: Comparing Of Nigerian Women With Michelle Obama: Guy Blasts Nigerian Men by teasel: 9:13am On Jul 24, 2016
emperorchedda:
Lol see the senseless who're calling me names.

Go and stop fvcking around and maybe just maybe a man will stick with your slacked pvssy grin
Who.re, pussay, fucckk..
That's all you Nigerian male idiots can come up with.
Filthy unintelligent rapist, go do the only thing you and your ilk are good at but this time do it with your father. After all, he's probably the one who brought you up as a misogynistic fool.

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Politics / Re: Tompolo's Father Battered, Leg Amputated by teasel: 6:26pm On Jul 23, 2016
The current Nigerian government is extremely useless.

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