₦airaland Forum

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Inshame3:
What is the concept behind lady drawing butterfly tattoo I can't even figure it out but I noticed it on those hookers I slept with

You can't marry a lady that has a tattoo, but an innocent lady can marry you that has slept with strings of hookers that have multiple tattoos.

MikeofKd:
Thread for Nigerians who don't have IP yen yen yen but somehow your in the thread, ode .
Oga shift jare.

Chief.. Go and play with your mates.

We're not in the same strata.

I see that you're the OP and you have a bunch of senseless threads that you've been churning out.

I can never have a meaningful conversation with someone that still have this type of orientation.

Thread for Nigerians who don't have a stamped International passport.

If you have ever boarded an international flight, you would have overcomed this backward way of thinking.

Nigerian women!

Very quick to throw big words around.

Na person wey no get pikin this one go dey vex.

I have never visited a new born baby empty handed.. And as much as I love giving, there are plenty of times that I had to use my last card in buying diapers and clothes...

If these rules would stop me from visiting... I'll gladly pocket my money and enjoy my day with my own children.

Better still, use the money in buying Hollandia for my kids. We'll be watching "Baby Shark" or "Paw Patrol" while sipping the yoghurt.

Simple!

Nwaikpe:
How grown men sit to watch football and talk about it when it literally has no connection to them baffles me.

Oshey

Any male that doesn't watch football is a Mehhhh.

FX:
Bulletproofing a car = partial protection
Usually only ballistic glass or light protection
Protects mainly from gun fire
Weak areas still exist (pillars, floor, roof)
So please don't get me wrong.

To bulletproof a car costs some few millions but full car amouring can cost around 50 to 70m

My brother, all these people quoting you and typing ChatGPT generated responses aren't your target audience.

Please focus on your business and stop attending to nuisance.

I'm very sure that they don't own a tyre, talkless of a car. Na poor people dey know pass.

You're offering a very unique service at a very affordable rate.

I wish you best of luck in all your endeavours.

Ttalk:
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Yes, just seeing that.

Now the SW should set the pace with Lagos state passing the bill before Friday and commission Lagos state police by Monday.

Let Ogun state, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti and Osun follow suit.

This will encourage other Southern states to establish theirs and we will be free from terrorism in our region

Who will join the state police?

You want innocent civilians to die in the hands of those heavily armed bandits because of minimum wage?

The governmentis yet to address the main issue...

Do we still want to remain one as a nation??

BlueStripper:
Mental health

Since una learn this nonsense from Americans, una no want us to hear word again.

Even goat now dey cry mental health.

Una go leave marriage go dey friend married men.

Mental health, toxic, narcissist, manipulate, PTSD, gaslight... Etc

These are their words.. People who learnt English on Facebook, IG and TikTok..

I once had a little argument with one of them early this year... We argued over the phone from two different continents oooooo

Just a small arguement... She chatted me the next day that she was suffering from PTSD as a result of the arguement that we had...

eepeepook:
Staged pictures. Mscheew.

Must you be a doubting Thomas in every conversation?

Kaczynski:
whats all this are we in the 18th century that making weapons is now an achievement



these days anyone with a brain can make a full functional gun, even i can do it , with a 3D ptinter or cnc machine plus blueprints and models, making a weapon is very easy.



making guns is very easy, can they try to make explosives from scratch?? lets see whether they have actual engineers with a functioning brain to do that??

If they make an explosive, you will say the same thing, then ask if they can't make a new planet.

Drforsuiciders:
All these are propaganda jare

Take this doomb comment out of here. No allow me curse you!

Thought Gumi said they only kidnap children for money?

Sonnobax15:

Imagine being thrown back into the labour market where the streets ain't even smiling at . At first,e memory go first blank when he receive the suspension...

Na then he go come remember say Michael Jackson na rapper

The worst path to even take is to consider a legal way to sort things out . Lawyers go drain you ,while magistrate go dey adjourn case up and down . You will be left regretting why you didn't just accept your sack as a part of your fate and move on with your life

Too much ignorance in one comment.

Don't rush to comment on topics you are not conversant with.

Maxymilliano:
How many times have they made this order

69 times my brother.

Lol

Can never happen.

Definitely not in Nigeria!

Nigeria can't win AFCON.

Tunisia and Senegal stand a better chance.

I wonder why people can't just keep things on the DL again.

Nobody cares about your shiiii

SyrusdeHansome:
Chelsea thank u, God bless u. If wuna like mek wuna lose, dat one no concern me. At least my ticket is sure.

You still have more teams to thank.

Burob:
He doesn’t need the 5 percenters votes to win in 2027.

No one is granting him anything next year.

Anyway... Nobody knows..

Even if he doesn't release him, doesn't make any difference for us out here.

obataokenwa:
Tinubu is not wise at all. North arrested Nnamdi Kanu and refuse to sentence him, but pressured Tinubu to be the one to do the dirty job. Life is turn by turn
Buhari and his cabinet were wise since 2015 to have avoided sentencing him but were doing of and on with him even though all the judges then were northerners. But Tinubu thinks life ends after yoruba rule finish. He has shown that the leaders and people of SE doesnt matter upon all the appeal.

What they're doing is called "Love and trust"...

Next year, Tinubu will grant him presidential pardon, and the Igbos will hail him as a hero.

Then go ahead and help her Na.

If we were to start attending to people with problems in their marriages in Nigeria, do you think that we will have the time to sleep at night?

They should resolve their issue within their families, if their families can't resolve the matter, they should approach a competent court of law.

Nigeria has more serious issues to attend to right now.

68?

Omoh. GEJ is still young ooooo.

Happy Birthday sir!

SmartPolician:
As people grow older, they have sense

It's interesting to see a singer who sings about bitches and arses calling for a sensible action.

So because Mr Macroni makes skits about women's backsides, you think he doesn't know his onions when it comes to national issues?

Mtcheeewww una reasoning sef!

JASONjnr:
This is comedy..... Nicki is a rapper

And Rappers don't have brains shey?

GX 460 and Toyota Corrola.

Mercedes Benz C240 almost took my life!

BodyCount:
SENSELESS post

Why give people who think like this relevance?

Rubbish

When you say senseless post.

That's an understatement.

Na this country una say make I raise pikin?

Hell No!

When last did we celebrate something meaningful as a country?

dominique:
Shattap! Anybody that can read between the lines can see that from your comment, you exposed yourself as a depraved pervert, you just don't post about it. Hands will touch you one day!

Why you dey rant like radio wey no get battery?

If matter too hard for you to comprehend, you no fit waka pass?