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Terrorists just dey collect back to back.

No time!

Na only one funny country dey release terrorists for reintegration into the society.

This one just needs attention.

Whenever a Nigerian lady describes you as "a kind and intentional man"....

Just know that you're a big-time SIMP!

But you see these titles :

Manipulator
Narcissist
Wicked

Wallllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaa

You're representing the brotherhood.

Un-fun Fact:

Out of the 70 referees officiating the AFCON, none is a Nigerian.

dominique:
Is that a prisoner though? He looks like a fellow soldier

Prisoner of war.

Must have been captured whilst fighting for the Russian side.

yeancashxchange:
Can you please help me with your digit, I have someone down with peptic ulcer. Thanks

I'm sorry to hear that man.

The man who sold the medicine for us usually comes from Niger Republic. It's been a very very long time.

Unfortunately, I don't have his contact again.

Lucky chap!

Wish him complete recovery!

Still recall how I was able to overcome peptic ulcer using N600 traditional medicine.

After battling with it for 5 years and spending a sizeable amount of money on hospital bills.

The efficacy of traditional medicine cannot be ignored.

At all!

jeff1993:
Please Good sir .... Wear your camou to my time Zone

Stop repeating the same thing like a broken record.

jeff1993:
.... Nahhh I didn't jump on your comments Good sir.

The laws of the country +the law of the military kindly said avoid using camouflage if u are not a member of the military and u are vaping from your mouth criticizing the law.

Please sir wear ur camouflage and enter my time zone

You keep screaming “my time zone, my time zone” like you’re addressing a Cameroonian.

Emeka, let me slow this down for you: I am a full-blooded Niger Deltan.

From my very first comment, I made a simple, factual statement: wearing camouflage is not a big deal once you cross the Nigerian border.

I then explicitly clarified that security forces in neighbouring West African countries are more coordinated and more professional than ours.

Instead of engaging that point, you went completely off the rails—rambling about military strength, chest-thumping about how Nigerian forces rushed to Benin during a coup attempt. That alone tells me you either can’t read to understand or you’re deliberately dodging the issue.

For the record, since this seems too complex for you:
I was talking about coordination and professionalism, not strength. Those are not the same thing—no matter how hard you try to mash them together.

I have lived in countries where civilians are prohibited from wearing military attire, and I have first-hand experience of how such violations are handled—calmly, and professionally.

And let’s be very clear about one thing:
You are nothing remotely close to a security agent. If I chose to wear camouflage, you wouldn’t have the standing, authority, or courage to address me—let alone run your mouth the way you’re doing online.

Next time, either address the subject on the table or stay quiet.

What do we do with this news now?

jeff1993:
..... We are not fighting?? Are we?

Pls Good sir .... When leaving ur time zone over to mine, I plead with u to wear camouflage, then u will watch how I will treat ur puck up.

Mr. Emeka Olisa, you can't do nothing!

You jumped on my comment to hurl insults at yourself.

If I wanted to return your energy, this thread wouldn't have contained us.

Learn to air out your opinions without insults!

Bombs don dey format this one brain.

jeff1993:
.... You are in a different time zone, then keep shut and thrust your mouth in issues that concern the time zone u live in.

You don't own my mouth chairman. You don't own this forum. You don't own Nigeria.

And all this insults that you're hurling, face to face, you won't say trash to my face.

I will humble you within seconds.

At 34, you're still talking about girls.

jeff1993:
.... Just shut up!!! Cross the border go and live. The Army has passed a simple instruction, Don't wear camouflage if u are not part of the Nigerian Military!!! Simple.

I'm in a different time zone bro.

Sorry, I can't relate to your frustration in any way.

The day God blesses you enough to realise how terrible Nigeria's institutions are, you'll see things from a different point of view.

helinues:
The world cup in USA might be cancelled

Because of a tweet by Mohammed Safa?

RichBoy247:
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Professional West African military that we have been helping to secure their nations. No be few weeks ago we help Benin Republic save their President? Same way we helped Gambia, Senegal and others. You just spew gibberish on the internet with the Data that your uncle gave you as New Year gift

Data boy, rest!

You haven't travelled out of Nigeria before.

Military strength doesn't translate to professionalism!

This is not an argument that I'd waste my precious time on.

Once you cross the border at Benin...

You'll realise that this practice is nothing but absolute booolllsh-it.

Not forgetting that security forces around neighbouring West African countries are more coordinated and professional than ours by far.

DeltaBachelor:
Chai. Let him be probed further. We need to know the reason why he has a cache of arms

Where did you see this one?

You expect a man of his calibre not to possess a firearm?

Lol

Before I left Najia, almost everybody for my estate get Pump Action.

43Ronin:
Don't forget Moses Simon too. But nwabali na cast, infact na confirm BTTS if dem shoot at our goal

Nwabali and Ndidi are out on suspension.

handsomeyinka:
Na Anthony Joshua talk am...lol

Mike Tyson bro.

Just tell us that you're an irredeemable olodo na


What are all these epistles for again?

Lol

Showbiz!!!

Thank God I grew up in the early 90s when the Internet enabled phones and social media weren't popular.

People who are in their teens and twenties, how una dey take enjoy this earth?

I thought you'd show us some of his works, so that art lovers can patronise him.

Well, everything for naija now Na upside down.. Even the caption sef, how am I sure it is related to art?

CrownedPhoenix:
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How do you mean? Because I have always believed the police has the technology to track devices.

Are you saying they are have the technology & know-how to track mobile devices, even if it's liaising with telecoms companies?

Telecoms companies can give them details of your call log.

They can get an approximate value of your location using the nearest cell tower.

But you see real-time GPS tracking? Just forget it!

They'll just extort you without any single result.

Great news!

However, the Nigerian Police cannot track people using mobile devices.

SlavaUkraini:
operatives tracked the victim’s mobile phone using digital intelligence

They're just speaking grammar!

We await the hospital's side of the story.

winterfell007:
Baba no cap! Victor is turning out to best among them. Victor is only Nigerian to ever be ranked among the world best.

Nwankwo Kanu – 15 Trophies + 4 Individual Awards

Kanu is Nigeria’s most decorated footballer of all time. His career saw him win major trophies in the Netherlands, Italy, and England.

Kanu started by winning multiple Eredivisie titles and the UEFA Champions League with Ajax, then lifted the UEFA Cup with Inter Milan. His spell at Arsenal brought two Premier League titles and more domestic honours. Kanu also won Olympic gold with Nigeria in 1996.

Individually, Kanu was crowned African Footballer of the Year twice and remains one of Africa’s true football legends.

Major Honours: Eredivisie (3). UEFA Champions League (1), UEFA Super Cup (1), Intercontinental Cup (1), UEFA Cup (1), Premier League (2), FA Cup (3), FA Community Shield (1), Nigerian Premier League (1), African Footballer of the Year (2), BBC Africa Footballer of the Year (2)