₦airaland Forum

JASONjnr:
This is comedy..... Nicki is a rapper

And Rappers don't have brains shey?

GX 460 and Toyota Corrola.

Mercedes Benz C240 almost took my life!

BodyCount:
SENSELESS post

Why give people who think like this relevance?

Rubbish

When you say senseless post.

That's an understatement.

Na this country una say make I raise pikin?

Hell No!

When last did we celebrate something meaningful as a country?

dominique:
Shattap! Anybody that can read between the lines can see that from your comment, you exposed yourself as a depraved pervert, you just don't post about it. Hands will touch you one day!

Why you dey rant like radio wey no get battery?

If matter too hard for you to comprehend, you no fit waka pass?

Covid19lockdown:
SUICIDE NOTE
Dear Nlanders,

If you are seeing this, it means by eleven O'clock (11pm) today, I will be no more.

To my parents, siblings and love ones I am really sorry to disappoint y'all. I never planned to follow this part, but it has gotten beyond my control. Ever since I lost my job 5 months ago, life has not been easy for me. No one cares if you exist or not. I have tried to get another job but I can't. I managed to eat once a day begging for food. Behind the dressing and smiling in public lies a depressing and frustrated soul.

All I wanted was love, words of encouragement, assurances, advice and prayers but I get none from even people close to me. I'm tired and depressed. Can't take it any longer.

Please call and tell me you love me let me go home with it. To those who I have wrong and offended in one way or the other, I'm deeply sorry. Forgive me.

zero 9 zero-779-164-31

If some of us tell you our story that suicide thought will flee from your system.

Kidnapped >>> Ransom Paid >>> Contact Lost...


And you call it "MISSING PERSON"?

Develop satellite towns

Leave all this big big grammar.

Kemetian:
Even if he didn't attend his dad's burial, so what?

Do you know what issues he had with his dad?

And what is that American guy's business?

Why reveal his personal family matters?

That dude is a terrible guy and a betrayer.

Baba zoom for there.

Ishilove:
And what if they were born there and have no desire to come here? The only thing Nigerian about some of these people are their names. Nothing else

I'm very sure that these ones were born there.

I attended both.

Private over public...

biaframaster200:
Additionally, the federal government has allocated a specific sum of money to each and every viable ports in the country. ...

Many development projects are underway in Calabar Port, Onne, and Warri; Peter Obi shouldn't have been so narrow-minded in his submission. He is simply lazy and should have done his research before coming on social media to criticize without reason.

You that is not lazy, you wrote an entire page of BS, and failed to mention the development projects (including figures) that are underway in Calabar, Onne, and Warri ports..

Yarimo right now...

Him food don land.

Rich4god:
I wonder which sensible coach will change almost a full squad of players that helped him to win the league.

We have no business buying ishak, wirtz, frimpong, Kerkez... And the coach shouldn't have sold Diaz, Nunez and the rest.

Our squad was ok and still pushing. There was no need for the emergency overhaul. Now see the result.

The entire last season, we lost 4 matches. Not we have already lost 2 and maybe 3 matches in Les than 10 games.

You should also consider the business side of the game.

Club owners aren't all about winning trophies. They wanna make profits too.

unitysheart:
Our people are funny. Be like senators are super humans. Yeye reasoning.

So you think that you're qualified to advise Sen. Ned Nwoko?

Go take several seats man!

imstillnovice:
Fraternities in Nigeria is 80% violent...I had an argument with a friend of mine while we were playing ps 4, before I knew it he went inside and carry gun I almost peed in my pant cos I never knew he was into one

So because one baby frat boy pulled a 4 on you... Automatically, 80% of frat boys are violent?

Story!

So we're going to be celebrating an FSO in 2025?

A country that has been selling crude oil for donkey years?

We mistakenly paid this levy in my former place of work sometime in 2022.

They brought a bill of N200,000 for the year, but we negotiated and they accepted N100,000

The next year, they brought another one again for the same N200,000

Omoh.. I told the guy that we would rather dismantle all our TV decoders and computers, than pay.

Two weeks later, they brought a document allegedly issued by a magistrate.

The document had tipex on it.. They masked the details of the person the order was originally issued to, then wrote our organisation's name and address.

In my mind, I was like "gotcha!"

I told the guy to GTH. Let him tell the magistrate that we won't be appearing in court. They should do their worst.

Since that day, they haven't come anywhere close to our office again with the so-called radio/TV levy.

Meanwhile, those AMAC guys are bloody thieves.

A bulk of that money goes into their pockets. Just a fraction gets to the government.

Most teams are subscribing to experienced players.

They're tired of awful performances by these overpriced, overhyped, inexperienced TikTok kids who have zero zeal to win games.

They just wanna appear, play and get paid.

Oh yeah. She's pretty!

And brave too...

And she works on her dad's farm.

Someone wife that girl immediately!

Afriifa:
People be asking what played out on Arise TV.
Umahi was triggered by Oseni's unprofessional media practice. But as a public servant he ought to have handled it better. Umahi could have simply told him the cost per 1kilometre road, and explained the technicalities behind the overestimated budget.
What does Oseni mean by "reporting me to Mr President?"
Who does he think he is?
Rufai Oseni feels journalism is about having a loud opinion on subject matters that defy his pedigree. There was a day this guy was arguing an economics subject with an established scholar in the name of journalism, even me that was watching felt triggered.
Finally, whether Umahi is right or wrong about his claim of professor in practice, it sha depends on who is judging.
Umahi is a seasoned engineer. where he earned a degree in Civil Engineering in 1987. His early career spanned various engineering roles, including stints with major firms like Saipem and SCC Nigeria Limited. Before his governorship, Umahi held several leadership roles in the private sector, including co-founding Norman Engineering & Construction Nigeria Ltd and leading Brass Engineering & Construction Nigeria Ltd. He is well-known for his tenure as the Governor of Ebonyi State, serving from 2015 to 2023. Managing a small state and delivering. He is the current Minister of Works.
If you are the one, will let someone who has no knowledge no pedigree in your field talk to you in the manner Oseni did in the name of journalism?

Inside all this textbook that you typed, neither you nor Umahi have answered the simple question.

How much does it cost to construct 1km of road in Nigeria today?

Is that question too difficult for a professor in Engineering and his online spokesman to answer?

imstillnovice:
You can always walk away majestically after kpaing peoples family and nothing will happen abi ? Once a soldier is a soldier, that mark is forever so thread carefully

Story!

You think it's everybody who joined a fraternity that was involved in war?

People should learn to speak of things they have first-hand knowledge of.

Fraternities are not as powerful the way ya'll perceive them to be. Aside from a few violent elements, frats would have just been another social club.

Johnson5258:
In the mighty name of Jesus, I rebuke it. Where I live and grow will never be a crime scene. Haba. You read what happened. Oga ooooo.

Nigeria supplies Benin Republic with electricity.

You can go 6 straight months in Benin Republic without light blinking. If there were to be a interruption, there will be an announcement on radio.

Yet, Nigeria that Benin gets power from, cannot boast of straight 30 days without a power outage.

Benin, Togo, Senegal, Mali, Burkina Faso... Very poor countries...!

Nigeria is a crime scene!

And seriously, no Nigerian deserves to go to hell..

How do we explain to someone that a country blessed with almost every resource on planet earth, is always in the news for either one energy crisis, leadership tussle or some fracas that a round table talk could resolve... But has been blown out of proportion.

Last week it was Dangote VS PENGASSAN

This week there is an LPG shortage.

ASUU are warming up too..

I have visited and lived in over 5 poorer West African countries that don't have 1/10th of Nigeria's resources (both human, capital and natural), I have never heard of these types of stories.

Why exactly has Nigeria refused to progress?

Out there, we are easily the brightest, the smartest, the most expressive, and intelligent bunch, but the problems back home just make all these wonderful attributes that God blessed us with meaningless.

KingDashx:
baba na lie.. you sef na member, say no to cultism.

Okay.

I hear you.

KingDashx:
Once a member always a member
Forget the pastor wey him dey do .

Story!

You can always walk away and nothing will happen.

When I say walk away... I mean Majestically.

Must have been a bird...

Most ex-men dey perform well in the outside world.

The system gives you guts and OT.

Seems this Giwa guy has replaced our beloved snakes.

Every Giwa-related thread - straight to frontpage.