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FitnessDoctor:
Hahaha... how is your weekend going?

Going Great, What About Yours?

directonpc:
and you are from Gambia abi?

Nah, Am From My Village

Candybob:
Login in to Nairaland these days has become a herculean task,
Seun and Lalasticlala wassup with this your host, cloudflare or whatever they call themselves?

Same Problem Here

If You've Been On NL For Some Time Now, You Should Have Come Across Some Users Answering Funny Names.

This Thread Is Open For All.

Mention Those Landers With Crazy Monikers Here

Dont Spoil The Fun

NLTroubleChild

I Can See You're Reading This Now.

LOC1:
Hope you've seen your result

Yeah, It Was A Success

itsJude:
be like say ur baldness dey worry u , na me u dey blow nonsense for


douchey |ˈdo͞oSHē|
adjective (douchier, douchiest) informal, chiefly North American
(typically of a man or his behavior) obnoxious or contemptible: she has a history of dating douchey men | he later apologized for his douchey remarks.

So, What Are You Nah Feeling Like?

Maychang:
Lalasticlala and other moderators. This Op's username is an insult to Seun. Shouldnt he be banned or account deactivated?

Op, You Nor Get Joy Oh.

Safiaa:
Happy weekend tosin. Stop bashing women and we won't have problems.

Dear Tosyne,
Ah Ah? At Least Leave Some Girls For Us Nah

From your number one fan.
Panda.

Happy Week End

At The Mention Of FitnessDoc, I Am There.

directonpc:
VR = scam
scam = VR

You Must Be A Nigerian. No Wonder You're Following The Footstep Of Bubu.

NwaObinkita:


You obviously have had plenty experiences with married men.

I pity your husband, he doesn't know it is a retired Aristo that he married.

Heheh, You Nor Get Joy At All? Cool Down Brotherly.

Judging From The Picture, Who Can Guess The Phone Used In Taking Those Shots.. One Bottle Of Origin For That Person.

iluvpomo:
I hope e no de catch fire oh

Lol. Not At All

bravesoul247:
which one be AR abeg?

Like Seriously?

AR stands for Augmented Reality, Its The Senior Sister Of VR And Like The Next Big Deal

You Remember That Game Pokemon Go? The Game That Practically Caused Havoc In The Gaming World.

Pokemon Go Works On AR (Augmented Realiy). A Tecnology That Gave The Game A Real Life Experience. Cool Ha?

I Tought So.

Now Imagine A Whole Phone Having A Real Life Experience.. That's Super Cool.

I Like Gist You More Story But I Believe You Should Read This >>

www.techkibay.com/2017/01/meet-google-tango-phone.html

In Erigga's Voice: My Gun Dey Speak Ijaw....

divinehand2003:
True talk. I have been running into BAD GATEWAY for the past 1 week

The Thing Weak Me Oh!

Ever Since My Neighbour Said Weed Is A Drink, I've Been Looking For Where To Faint Cos My Mother Fainted Where I Suppose To Faint.

Am I Seeing What I Am Seeing?

7footre:
It can't work E won work

Hehe, The Egyptians We Saw, We Shall See No More

AyamConfidence:

When Lala sees snake thread after waiting all day
The joy unspeakable

Nah So

Am I The Only One Who Came To Check Name?

7footre:
I no get strength for flex problem.

Abeg samsung,

Heheh. Flex Problem Nah Highest.

Not So Much Of A News.
The Fold 2 Has Been Around For Some Time Now.

Janeyinspires:
Ok,then.I'm good too.

Am Glad You're.

alukstea:
I just Fainted , id read this when I'm revived ....Biko shift lemme faint again

Lol. Your Fainting Is Making My Faint Want To Faint.

blackfase:
Even though you don take style yab me, i will still rely on your sabiness to help my ministry lol.

Im actually talking about which will be easier/ quicker to sell between the two.

Thanks boss....

Heheh, Nah Play I Dey Brotherly.

It Depends Though Cos The Way Some Street Boys Dey Price Now Adays, Cold Will Catch You.

You Shouldn't Find It Hard Selling The Iphone

MzLarem:
What of the blood of my blood?

Is He The Type That Would Love You, Treat You Like A Queen, Ever Caring And Slow To Anger?

Sister, Oyah Wait, Jesus Is Coming Soon. (He's Mr. Perfect)

Nigerians have succeeded In making "fainting" fun..

We now have many forms of fainting;

...please shift I want to faint.

...someone should not hold me oo,I want to faint.

...Biko can I faint on ur sister?

...I'm waiting for my turn to faint cos we are fainting one after the other.

...please who get mouka foam,I want to faint on it.

..someone should show me where to faint cos my mother has fainted where I'm suppose to faint.

...can somebody give me tips on how to faint Biko?

...please on ur Bluetooth, let's pair and faint together.

...I'm contemplating whether to faint or should I just enter coma.

Add Yours

MzLarem:
Are you me? I do exactly the same thing with exactly the same phone.

Congrats, You Have Met The Bone Of Your Bones

ennyhola:
[I] All I saw is tecno MARKETERS everywhere on this thread[/i]

Eze Mor .. Indeed You're The Eyes Of The gods

Techpaded:
That's bad! at least 8 hours charge is required for new battery!

to the OP, if you'll use a generator, plug it directly to the wall socket - not extension.

That 8 Hours Stuff, It was our forefathers who practised this act During The Times Of 3310.

Do Producers Still Even Recommend That? Cos I Dont Read Manuals Again (i Wonder If Nigerian Do)

Anyway Op. Plug Your Phone With Pride.

Panda Says Nah You Get Am. I Know Say New Phone Sabi Shark Fine Girls Like You. So Just Dont Press It While Its Charging.

Hehe, You're Already Counting Your Eggs Even Before They Hatch? #Wehdone Sir.

Sorry, Dont Mind Me Jare... If I Read Right, Are You Asking Which To Collect Or Which To Sell First?