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mama-gee:Ah, Lizzybabe u gosta come at Mamagee's throat, hard! Biyytch just basically bodied u with that "Eiffel" punchline! Babe, ur credibility is at stake, pull out the Gatlings and Mcmillis cus u gonna need em! P.S: Is Mamagee a real human or a spambot? |
$500 says Nigeria will witness a bloody coup before the middle of 2011! |
Sagamite:Are u serious?lol. I take it u werent born in the western world, or u couldnt have lived around this parts that long!lol. Sagamite:Ah, the grandeur of self-delusion. U really love being verbally molested, dontcha? Reminds u of Daddy Larry and Daddy Mike's se.x.ual shenanigans with u, huh? lol. Sagamite:Ooooh, someone is on 5 thousand! Lol. Some1 is showing that he was real hurt! lol. Lemme stop! I feel bad for ya already! |
sinistyle:Oh, trust me, dude is like a billy-goat he clearly loves pain. Thats good, cause I relish giving out pain! Sagamite:Lol, this is the best u could come up with? Hahahahaha. Lol. "F lord"?. Hahahaha. Blasphemy is next now? lol. I 'm even starting to feel sorry for u now! Do u now realize that your vocabulary is mad limited? That ure far from intelligent?lol. Dude, just cus u finally learnt how to tie your shoe-laces properly Einstein it makes u not. Just cus u figured out how to switch channels with the remote does not put u on the same pedestal with NASA Scientists! Ima let u slide for now, since ure clearly no competition! BUT, u best believe, I see your moronic self professing intelligence anywhere on here, or bullying other members, I'm coming to knock your head six ways into next month! Lemme bounce, I can see the tears in your eyes already! |
"Oh boy, how the hell did i get to agree to coach these morons? And look at this monkey kicking at folks like this is a judo tourney! Oh well, at least he aint try to blow up the plane like his cousin in Detroit. . . Ah, plus I just remembered, I got a cool $1.3 million suskies laying in my account right now!!!!" |
Sagamite:As expected, blame it on the british! Monkey! Dude, no matter how u bob and weave on this one :U R WRONG!!! GOOBADUNK! Fool! U can practice "IDOLISM" but u cant practice "IDOLIZM". U can "IDOLIZE" but u cant "IDOLISE". Its never done! U're not wriggling out of this one u man-beast! G'ahead post your links to prove me wrong! U love posting links dont ya, in your vain efforts to prove to be more intelligent. Why don't u do it now? U know why?[b] CUS U CHECKED ALL OVA AND REALIZED THAT U R WRON[/b]G, U BEAST! Paedophile? Nah, not me son! I'm just keen on bringing out some of your repressed memories cus I know thats wuts been hurting your emotions all these years! Lets try again: Bumbling slowpoke, you run from thread to thread insulting people, professing intellingence when in reality u r nothing but a dimwitted nincompoop! You've met your match! Is there some kinda pain in your life that ure hiding behind and tryin' to shed? Is it becus u found out that having a Daddy and Daddy is not only abnormal and illegal, but also immoral; that normal kids have a daddy and mummy?!? Is it becuz u've grown to realize that the "suck-on-this" games that Daddy Larry has been having u play since u were 3 years old is wrong? Or that the "lick-and-kiss-me-goodnite" that Daddy Mike has been having u do since age 6 is reprehensible? There's clearly a lotta pain in your life. My advise; since u are clearly worthless to the human nation, I say that u save up some money, take a trip to the Zambezi when its high season and jump (head first) into its crocodile infested waters. Trust me, the death will be quick and painful. And if its not, it aint like u dont deserve it seeing how much grief u've caused the world with your miserable existence! |
Sagamite:Bumbling slowpoke, as usual, the sarcasm flew ova your head! You run from thread to thread insulting people, professing intellingence when in reality u r nothing but a dimwitted nincompoop! You've met your match! Is there some kinda pain in your life that ure hiding behind and tryin' to shed? Is it becus u found out that having a Daddy and Daddy is not only abnormal and illegal, but also immoral; that normal kids have a daddy and mummy?!? Is it becuz u've grown to realize that the "suck-on-this" games that Daddy Larry has been having u play since u were 3 years old is wrong? Or that the "lick-and-kiss-me-goodnite" that Daddy Mike has been having u do since age 6 is reprehensible? There's clearly a lotta pain in your life. My advise; since u are clearly worthless to the human nation, I say that u save up some money, take a trip to the Zambezi when its high season and jump (head first) into its crocodile infested waters. Trust me, the death will be quick and painful. And if its not, it aint like u dont deserve it seeing how much grief u've caused the world with your miserable existence! |
Obasi is a piece of shiyyt too! Two open chances and he greedily squanders them instead of passing to open team mates! |
Sagamite:Hahahahahaa. lOL. Sagamite Twain: "That has imppress me much" ?!?!?!LOL. hahahah. Beast! Wut happened to the "ed" thats supposed to be behind the word? lol. Intelligent indeed! Thats 4-0 for u, u none english speaking monkey! |
Sagamite:Do u use them in everyday convo with members of your village? Sagamite:Again, our dear neighborhood re.ta.rd tries (at all costs) to sound smart! Fool, wut was the point of posting the link on Ted Bundy? Did we tell u we dont know who he is? Dummy! lol. In life, u dont tell people wut u are, people tell u what u are! U dont run around saying "I'm a good dude" or "Trust me, I'm honest". More likely than not when people say they are one thing, they are usually the opposite of wut they profess. Lol. Same with people that run around claiming intellectual superiority when they cant even spell "IDOLIZING" properly, and instead spell it "IDOLISING". Thats 3 strikes 4 u; u're out!!! Were, Where, Idolising!!! Ure real lucky. If this was Cali, u'd be doing a life bid right now!!! HAhahahahaAH P.S: And dont try none of your stunts in trying to come at me with that "Thats how we say it in london shiyyt". Scour the dictionary and the internet as usual, even your moronic self will see that your "Idolising" CANNOT BE USED IN A SENTENCE!!! Argue all u want (as expected) IT IS NOT A WORD!!! IT WILL ALWAYS COME UP AS "IDOLIZING". Since ure such a snake tho, I'd love to see how u wriggle urself outta this one! None proper english speaking beast!!! Dunce! http://www.thefreedictionary.com/idolising (for your benefit, beast!!!) http://www.thefreedictionary.com/idolise . idolise - love unquestioningly and uncritically or to excess; venerate as an idol; "Many teenagers idolized the Beatles" hero-worship, idolize, revere, worship adore - love intensely; "he just adored his wife" drool over, slobber over - envy without restraint Its impossible for one thing to be "idolising" the other". Kids can keep IDOLIZING rappers, but theres no way they can be IDOLISING them! Get it? slowpoke! |
kashmo:Lol. THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!! This video is 99.99% a joke! Fixed! Satire! Do u watch The Boondocks? Tubesteak is the voice of "THUGNIFICENT"! The video was fixed the crying and all! In the link below, watch how they try to promote Aaron Mcgruder's book by "dissing" him!lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjOwCUQLfw&feature=channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4OyrzO4N8s |
Sagamite:Um, like I told u earlier Professor Pepper; SCOURING THE DICTIONARY AND USING 'BIG' WORDS IMPRESSES ME NONE! U my friend are clearly slow, and an i.d.iot! Cerebral? Transcendental? Metric? Schizophrenic? Cretin? hahahahahaha. lol. Might impress that 25 year old reta.rd that has the mentality of a 9year old that ure dating and parading all ova the slums of Brixton, but this here dude? Nah, sorry, u gonna have to try harder! Mr intellectual, do u now realize how limited your vocalbulary is?lol. Fool! Soon ure gonna be charged with r.a*pe, when it is discovered that the s*e.x ure having with her is not consensual as per the fact that she doesnt have the mental capacity to legally consent or acquiesce to your se.x.ual demands, lets see what ure gonna do then! Just make sure not to call 'collect', cus Ima compound your problems by suing u for harrasment! Freakin' internet thug, wannabe intellectual! Do me a huge favor, show someone u value their respect 25 of your most recent posts, dont tell them its u that wrote them (the post), and ask your loved one wut they think of the author and hear wut they say! Ure a dummy! U think your constant bullying antics will work here? nOPE! nOT in this funcxking lifetime; maybe u wanna try the hereafter?!?! your method of putting on falsities and claiming victory or that the other person has admitted making a mistake (when such neva happened) aint lighting a flame here! You best up your vocabulary cus ure in for the fight of your life, and as I see it ure losing terribly in the court of public opinion! ![]() https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-389228.64.html Sagamite:Nah, son! For u its "wut", as in: WUT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MONKEY-LOOKING RET*A.RD?!!?! |
tedbundy:Lol. Now I get it!!! Dude, u really are a foooool!!! Is the above wut made u gleefully scream "Victory"? Is that wut made u think I admitted making a mistake? U really are an uneducated beast! I know your composition is piss poor, but, geez, your comprehension too? Lol. Wow. Monkey, I was quoting u, sarcastically, u man-beast! your quote is below, do u get it now? See those exclamation and question marks?!? Yes, those ones, fool! Do u know what they mean? They really mean "Whoa, this dude is really this st.u.pid?!?!?!? See, I used it again, u unlearned orangutan! Wow! U really are mad slow! Sagamite:Now, do u now realize that ure a slowpoke, an i.dio.t, a "lucky-to-have-half-a-brain" dimwit? Do u concede or do I keep having to show the world what a dull son of a biyyytch u r? |
Sagamite:You really are a fool! Caught me, how and where? Dude, are u educated at all? Show me where and how u had an advantage ova me u screw-up of a human! How the hell were u ever given a visa to come to the Western world? Sagamite:Knocked me out? Jeez! Is this how u are in real life, arguing, losing, then deluding urself that u won? Wow! I can just imagine wut your "friends" say behind your back! Sagamite:U freaking Nigerian son of a sl.u.t! Do u see how many posts I got, and do u see how many the dude u got in an argument with got? U dummy he's "Ted_Bundy" I'm "TedBundy". Monkey son of a w.ho.re if I was him wouldnt it make sense for me to switch names? slowpoke! See now that ure really foolish? And some poor ho is somewhere talkin' 'bout "I got a boyfriend. . . . ". Lol. How did u ever get past "Hello, can I talk to u for a second. . . ", without her pulling out a mace can and bathing your iris and pupils in it!?!?! Dummy! Intelligence indeed! A nigga that couldnt differentiate btwn "Were" and "Where"! Sagamite:Nah, nigga, its "OVA", as in: Most things go "OVA" your head cus ure too st.u.pid to raise your neck! |
Sagamite:U bumbling, ugly, two-pr.i.c.ked slowpoke. For your own good I hope ure really bullshiyyting that ure smart! I hope its a joke to u, and that u know in your heart of hearts that ure just a tad bit smarter than Elmo, Homer Simspon, Peter Griffin and Barney Gumble! I.d.iot!!! As usual, try to pull the "make shiyyt up" bull crap u always pull with other NLers. Did the above make sense to even an imbe.cile like urself? I noted I goofed becus my thinkin' was too low to notice faults in Deb's post?!?!?! Dude, for your sake I hope u get a vasectomy (or that any gal that is drunk enough to have intimacy wit' u does so wit 3 condoms and the index part of a leather glove- - - assuming u aint packing a "pinkie" as I suspect u are) cus if u r allowed to procreate that is clearly hell unleashed right here on mother earth!!! Sagamite:Excuses, Shrek!!! Ur composition is poor! For once, admit your mistake and stop trying to go out like a salty biyyyatch!!! Again, its "WERE" not "WHERE". Juveniles using texts indeed. Definite doofus; wannabe intellectual!!! |
Ibime:DUDE URE A FAKE!!! U WANT ME TO POINT OUT HOW MANY VERSES U STOLE FROM OTHER ARTISTES? |
Sagamite:Lol. U slow fuxcking man-pig! Clearly, someone was supposed to spit, swallow, or request a.n.a.l that fateful nite. Or at least insisted on a condom. Now, 30 years later, look at the burden the earth has been placed in cus of your miserable existence!!!! Ten minutes of hardcore do.g.gy-style, now look at the nonsense the rest of the human race has to face! What goof did I realize? Where did I concede ANYTHING? Huh? Freaking domesticated beast! Fool! The same tactics u use ova and ova again: (1) Say something st.u.p.id; (2) Get in an argument ure clearly bound to lose; (3) Pull out all kinda bull-shiyyt facts just to prove your case; (4) Claim the other person has "accepted" making a mistake!!! Sorry bud, it aint gonna work here, Mr wanna-be Einstein! Ok, we get it, u've been hipped to the words "cretin" and "metric", NOW GET OVA IT!!! And trust me, scouring the dictionary and using words like "Transcendental" does not impress me none, it just shows your insecurities as regards to your vocabulary (which is clearly limited by the way). Beast! You've been yearning for a verbal beat down and I intend to give it to u! I'll show u I aint those other forumites u constantly bully with your hallow screams of "slowpoke" (like a lil biyytch) when discussions aint goin your way! Say hi to your nightmare cus ure gonna be seeing me even when ure awake! Sagamite:Didnt I tell u ure a fool? U just love to hear urself speak! It pays to shut the eff up more times than not. SHOW ME WHERE I MADE THE STATEMENT IN BOLD!!! You do that and I promise u $1000 a.s.a.p! Fool! I just joined, and ALL my posts have been dedicated to you. Show me, U BLOODY LIAR, where I eva said anything about the average height of Nigerians! Where did we ever get into such discuss? Huh? Like I said, u aint pulling your regular fast numbers on me! Not here jack! LYING MONKEY!!! P.S: Oh, and its "WERE you not. . . . " not "[b]WHERE [/b]you not. . . . ". You still think ure an intellectual? lol. Keep deceiving urself! Dummy! |
Sagamite:African beast! Did u just learn the word "cretin"? Do u see how many times u used it between this post and ur last 3 posts, u doofus? Again, I could care less about grown men running around in short shorts trying to kick a round ball between 2 poles that are like 1 million miles apart! I understand what Deb said, not what he was "trying" to say! Bottom line:HE IS RIGHT, LARGERBACK WOULD GET A JOB ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD FASTER THAN UR AMODU DUDE! Now if u wanna chalk it up to some racial ish thats ur prerogative, the point is homeboy stated the truth. "Intellectual god" indeed, do u want me to take u back to some of ur posts a few months back just to refresh ur imbecilic self on how spelling mistakes were ur forte? U dummy, now u can spell a lil better u quickly proclaim urself as the Nigerian Literary Zeus! Fooool! I've seen u constantly deceive urself on here numerous times on how "intelligent" u r, its a surprise u still havent realized how forumites view u as a irredeemable non-learning Arrow. Monkey! Keep deceiving urself on ur perceived intelligence.! |
Gayigaskia:Favela Drug dealing punk!!! |
Sagamite:Ignoramus! See why I said ure a slowpoke, u big-lipped beast? Did I say Lagerback is "more qualified" than ur Amodu? I dont give two hoots about soccer. The point I was trying to let u see was that Deb did not make any race based comments, but since the left side of ur brain is clearly melted u couldnt comprehend that! Lol, ugly monkey like urself is going to make a call to my sister? A bigger dream than that of ur supposed "superior intelligence"! |
Sagamite:To say you are an i.di.ot would be a freaking compliment, retard! The whites get the top jobs because they are better qualified, and that was his statement, not the nonsense deduction your shallow brain ended up helping u get. Dummy! Like I said, stop polluting cyber-space with your pseudo-smartness and become useful to the human race by, say, locking urself in the bathroom and jerking off to japanese p.o.rn; at least that way the world is safe in knowing that any chances of someone like u further destroying the earth by birthing dimwits has been effectively erased. |
deb: Sagamite:@Sagamite: I've been coming on NL for a while now, and all I do is read, I never had any intentions of posting until today; thanx for the inspiration slowpoke! How the hell did deb say anything about race? Where? Are u blind or just to dense to comprehend properly? I see u, always, jumping from thread to thread like a headless chicken making the most st.up.id comments, and what irks me is that u always have this conviction that u are right. WRONG! Youre a dimwit, if u cant make sense stop wasting our time on here and go jerk off! Idiot! |
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