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CelebritiesRe: Shaffy Bello Explains Why She Can't Date Young Men Anymore by TeddBundy: 3:31pm On Jul 27, 2025
Nonexisting1:
It baffles me why someone that should be on a grandma level at this stage in her life should be talking about dating when she should be discussing highBP and diabetes management.
Not everyone would suffer with diseases like your parents and grandparents, some people take good care of themselves , eat good foods and don’t live suffer head lives like you know and are used to hence why they have the energy and health to still enjoy things like dating
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Home Laundry Services Available!!! by TeddBundy: 1:30pm On Jul 27, 2025
nhurhetee:
Kindly call/WhatsApp
09035805934...
Lagos only.

Thanks.
Your phone has been off. Are you still available for this
CultureRe: Snippets From The Lisabi Festival 2025 At Ake Palace Pavilion, Abeokuta. by TeddBundy: 11:11pm On Apr 06, 2025
Axis313:
That's my hometown.
Proudly Omo Egba Atata.

Maa yo,maa yo,maa yo o
Lori Olumo
Maa yo,maa yo,maa yo o
Lori Olumo.

Ilu taa gbe bimi si
Ibe la gbe to mi dagba o
Ile ominira.

Awa Omo Olumo
Awa Omo Olumo
Omo Egba e ho yaya
Awa Omo Olumo.

I am very proud of my town.
Did you attend ?
RomanceRe: 30 Days Challenge by TeddBundy: 12:45pm On Apr 06, 2025
ChildOfDoom:
I fell heavily

I hope to re-start soon
It is well with you. You will overcome this.
RomanceRe: 30 Days Challenge by TeddBundy: 12:35am On Apr 03, 2025
ChildOfDoom:
March 13


Clean
Bro Happy New month
Hope you’re good
RomanceRe: 30 Days Challenge by TeddBundy: 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2025
It’s two weeks later, how far?
ChildOfDoom:
At times I wonder if the source I make money at the office dries off, how will I survive

I have to limit some of my actions for the next 30 days to see how much of my life I can recover.

Three habits I hope to drop for a while:

1) betting
2) womanizing
3) reckless spending on food, drinks, anything I see or gifting people

I spent 20k on Tuesday and 30k on Wednesday. Despite knowing resources are scarce and also knowing my debts are piling up

My spending limit a day will be 5000 (hopefully). 3k feeding. 1k transport. 1k miscellaneous (water, recharge card, tissue, drugs etc). So help me God

Hopefully other addictions like love for phone and limited soapy (to cover for woman temptation) can help me survive any temptation to relapse. I won't mind borrowing too when in need, to avoid temptation of thinking betting can help me solve my problems

Will start my update today February 6th, 2025 (clean)
RomanceRe: 40 Days Without Prostitutes Or Gambling by TeddBundy: 8:53pm On Jan 19, 2025
ChildOfDoom:
Starting afresh

January 1st, 2025


Day 1


Betting-free


Olosho-free
Give us update
TV/MoviesRe: Onyeka Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by TeddBundy: 9:35pm On Oct 06, 2024
Bendeco02:
You didn't admire a beautiful woman but a big nyash.

Simps like you irritates

Go and borrow sense

Others dey watch show, you dey watch nyash grin
Your definitely gay, I can see you want me to admire your own bone yansh
Any straight, red blooded man that’s not suffering from erectile dysfunction would always look at and admire big yansh and breast
Gtf off my mentions you fagg
Díck sucker
TV/MoviesRe: Onyeka Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by TeddBundy: 9:14pm On Oct 06, 2024
Bendeco02:
I want you to have sense and not allow big fat flesh covered with cloth to deceive you.

Simp
Stop skipping your meds bro
And stop mentioning me, I ain’t gay. Yansh lasher because I don’t know why you’re so triggered by me admiring a beautiful woman. Abi you want to me to admire you? Abeg avoid me f@gg0t
TV/MoviesRe: Onyeka Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by TeddBundy: 9:00pm On Oct 06, 2024
Bendeco02:
Simp

Your type just have fantasy on women with big nyash but never have one that's why you thought there's something there.

I have dated girl with biger nyash than onyeka and i can tell you there's nothing in big nyash.

Don't allow any girl deceive you with big nyash. Moderate nyash are sweeter
Why are you telling my your life history and do you want a cookie? Abeg shift huh
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by TeddBundy: 8:48pm On Oct 06, 2024
PNomsule:
Extremely very dirty girl. She just proved what some of us have been saying all along
Was she supposed to carry it to the stage with her? Funny enough you must be a master pig but everyone must shalaye online
TV/MoviesRe: Onyeka Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by TeddBundy: 8:31pm On Oct 06, 2024
Chai my Onyeka with fine shape and big yansh

Who has her number I want to wife her
TV/MoviesRe: Ozee Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by TeddBundy: 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
dat ashawo girl?
Na your mama teach am ashawo work ?
TV/MoviesRe: Ozee Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by TeddBundy:
One of my faves
Would have love if he entered top 3
Wanni is till my winner tho
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Home Service Washerman Or Woman Needed Asap In Lekki, Lagos by TeddBundy(op): 8:43am On Sep 16, 2024
abolaji544:
I av som1 that is interested how can he reach u
Drop their number
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TeddBundy: 12:26am On Sep 16, 2024
abolaji544:
Good morning bros,
Pls I will be so much glad to talk u. Pls check ur inbox
Hi you sent me a pm
I don’t have access to the email I used to register this account unfortunately
SportsRe: Quality UK Jersey by TeddBundy: 2:44pm On Sep 15, 2024
nhurhetee:
Kindly call/WhatsApp for more info:
09035805934
I also customize on the spot
Guy your phone is off hope everything is okay with you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Home Service Washerman Or Woman Needed Asap In Lekki, Lagos by TeddBundy(op): 1:01pm On Sep 15, 2024
Serious applicants, please ignore the noise and nuisances.

As I clearly stated, pay is dependent on what you charge based on the quantity of clothes and other logistics. It’s mostly based on what you charge (there’d be some negotiation of course) so if that’s not a good deal, I don’t know what is.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Home Service Washerman Or Woman Needed Asap In Lekki, Lagos by TeddBundy(op): 12:59pm On Sep 15, 2024
AngelSlay:
Ted, state how much you want to pay the person PERIOD!
Madam, English language isn’t that difficult or do you just lack comprehension skills ??
Please carry your self with your cheap synthetic wig away from my thread abeg. It’s Sunday and I intend on keeping the sabbath day holy.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Home Service Washerman Or Woman Needed Asap In Lekki, Lagos by TeddBundy(op): 12:42pm On Sep 15, 2024
AngelSlay:
if the pay is so good, why can't you state it?
It depends on the amount of clothes being washed really and it’s a once a month service as well. It’s mostly up to what the washer charges
Jobs/VacanciesHome Service Washerman Or Woman Needed Asap In Lekki, Lagos by TeddBundy(op): 12:00pm On Sep 15, 2024
Need someone to come in once a month to do laundry, pay is good and comes with lunch as well. Pls drop your number and id contact you.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by TeddBundy: 5:14am On Apr 02, 2024
Seun:
Congratulations. You really scored. Wishing you a happy married life. Be sure to enrol your children in basketball classes. wink
Seun no dey take eye see tall, pretty, lightskin Igbo babe grin grin grin

If you know you know
FamilyRe: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by TeddBundy: 6:52pm On Feb 24, 2024
brain54:
You are sure your wife has nothing to do with this...?

I somehow get the feeling the young girl is being rebellious for a reason!
Exactly my thoughts!!!

That 13 year old isn’t acting out for no reason. If only OP can level with her, come down to her level and have a genuine, heart to heart discussion with her to try and get through to her. Sit her down. Ask her if she’s okay. Is there trouble at school? With friends? Even at home!

Op mentioned he barely sees her cause of the nature of his job so a lot might be happening under his nose that he’s oblivious to.

Sending her back to Nigeria without hearing her side of the story or knowing what deep seated issues might exist within her isn’t the solution.It won’t “correct” her behavior either. It would only make her resent him and his wife even deeper. And that might be the beginning of the end of their relationship.
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Are AFCON 2023 Champions by TeddBundy: 11:21pm On Feb 11, 2024
I blame thinubu
RomanceRe: Can anyone recommend good hotel there in Nigeria? by TeddBundy: 9:39pm On Feb 06, 2024
Lagos continental
FashionRe: Checkout What A Wedding Guest Wore For The Event Today (Pics/Video) by TeddBundy: 5:49pm On Feb 06, 2024
It doesn’t even look good or sexy, she looks so trashy. As a man my prick won’t rise for this, total turn off
CelebritiesRe: “it’s Not Advisable For Ladies To Marry Before 28” – Venita by TeddBundy: 7:03pm On Jan 25, 2024
Felimax:
Just imagine coming out from this one!

My wife will be celebrating her 30th, seven+ years in marriage, 4 kids and you think it's a joke?

Some empty heads will be nodding their brainless heads because they cannot live their lives or decide their future unless they get validation from some Nonentities.

If you know what is good for you don't ever let 25 meet you as a single lady.

As I am now, if I have to take a second wife she must be below 25 and I know most men share the same ideologies.

You will never understand until you start running pillar to poles looking for fruit of the womb.

I kneel down beg you, if a decent guy come your way for marriage and you are in your early twenties please don't decline it.

Men adore women that has not been so used by roadside vendors.
Chai her body go done slack and expire. Imagine popping out 4 kidsbefore 30 and you know what childbirth does to a women’s body

I agree with Benita because a women should enjoy her tight sexy body because once she starts reproducing, it’s all over!!! I’m sure deep down your wife regrets marrying so early oh


If you see this single 30+ girl in mi office ehn, very sweet and slender. I know as soon as children become involved she’s start to resemble mama iyabo grin
RomanceRe: Ghana Girls Are Direct From Heaven. A Direct Opposite Of Naija Girls by TeddBundy: 10:37am On Jan 21, 2024
Some of you lack taste and it shows

Tueh

How would you call those obese sacks of fufu attractive??

Anytime I see a woman with overly huge ass, I just think there’s no way she wipes well and she just smell!

Portable, nice, slim thick curvy all the way!
PoliticsRe: 27 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In 9 Months by TeddBundy: 10:06am On Dec 30, 2023
Abia is working

The East is about to make a huge comeback

The East shall rise again
PoliticsRe: Peter Gregory Obi Celebrates 62nd Birthday by TeddBundy: 8:42am On Jul 19, 2023
seguntijan:
In 2013 you're 50 years, 10 years later you're now 62 years. I don't know what this guy has not lied about in his life. Everything is fake
It’s how useless and foolish you agbado munchers are

Una old druggie principal, what exactly is his age??Almost 90 years old man claiming 60 something? What even are his origins? His background we no know, e be like he he spawn out of nowhere. Oya give us university certificate na, mbanu.
You’re just looking for every silly reason to drag Obi and you look silly doing so

Enjoy your renewed shege lol

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