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CrimeRe: Lady Murdered By Boyfriend, Dumped Body In Acid Filled Bathtub In Australia(Pics by TeddBundy: 10:38am On Feb 09, 2022
Men are very dangerous and depraved creatures
RomanceRe: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by TeddBundy: 3:27pm On Feb 06, 2022
Faber:
Congrats dude
That's the only people qualified to kneel down and propose to, at least you know it's their culture and secondly you're proposing for something that will likely change your life or
Status.


But for you to kneel down in the name of proposing to a negro, smelling kvnt, broke Nija bitch....Omoh your head no correct.
That's not our culture and thatbof her forefathers. You're proposing to be cheated on, broke shamed in the nearest future when she deplete your resources. You're proposing to emotional trauma. You're likely proposing for unending drama that will keep you running here kitikiti katakata for our advice.

Guys make Una wise up o. That babe u day kneel down for don dey kneel for boys them crib they give them bjs.
Stupid monkey slave. You forgot your chains.
RomanceRe: Lady Shocked After Discovering A Waitress Tried To Steal Her Man (video) by TeddBundy: 7:38pm On Feb 04, 2022
abobote:
I was hoping to see the photos of the the two girls, so I can compare them, but with that her nails, she can't make a good wife. Meanwhile I have copied the number to try my luck
Sir please update us
She gree for you? Wetin she talk?
RomanceRe: Mason Greenwood Is Innocent by TeddBundy: 9:05pm On Feb 03, 2022
Sammy101111:
So you advice us men to go for this nigeria savaging , hungry desperate girls
Just go for men Abeg
RomanceRe: Mason Greenwood Is Innocent by TeddBundy: 9:04pm On Feb 03, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
I can speak from my own experience
A white girl tried to set me up back in 2012
She came to visit us but started behaving bad forcing us to tell her to leave our apartment.

She refused to leave, so we drag her out of the house. Meanwhile as we were dragging her outside she was hitting us and assaultung us with objects. Once she was outside she started breaking our door and yelling that we raped her.
this blonde girl started punching her face!! To make it look like it was us that punch her.
She then took out her phone to take picture of her face with blood on her lips.
One of my guy then ran out to stop her from doing that then she started videoing him saying he is one of them help me help me.
The guy out of anger tries to collect the phone.
To stop her from recording him. And she made it look like he is attacking her.
Wow I thought white girls were better, more respectful and sweeter than Naija girls
Wow
RomanceRe: I Joined A Hook Up Whatssap Group Chat Only To Find My Girlfriend As The Admin. by TeddBundy: 12:06pm On Feb 01, 2022
donbachi:
Area mama and area fada.

E go well.
Dem fit each other grin
InvestmentRe: Agropartnership Is A Scam! by TeddBundy: 10:49pm On Jan 27, 2022
IVYKORAH:
Did anyone get paid for the cashew 08 investment? Anyone with less than 5 units?
Because my pay has been on hold since December with newer and newer stories everyday
Four units
E Dey fear me oh
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe: Any Man That Can Keep A Clean Beard Will Never Have Body Odour by TeddBundy: 12:05pm On Jan 15, 2022
Candidlady:
Is your monicker suppose to be funnyhuh


Na to dey avoid this platform Small small undecided
Hey babe kiss
My arms are broken, can you help me get my groceries into my car? wink smiley
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe: Any Man That Can Keep A Clean Beard Will Never Have Body Odour by TeddBundy: 11:21pm On Jan 14, 2022
Ever8090:
Why this one come look like gay for the first picture..?
Complete with bow legs grin
CareerRe: Female Soldier 'Who Is Too Pretty' For The Work She Does Speaks (Video) by TeddBundy: 2:17pm On Jan 14, 2022
Kriss216:
Where's the pretty undecided
Abeg Who husband epp? grin You sef think am, women these days have learnt not to give a shit about marriage and they care more about money and living the soft life. The fear of being unmarried in females have really reduced so make we begin Dey talk another thing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Do You Do And How Much Do You Get Paid? by TeddBundy: 2:42pm On Dec 13, 2021
David160:
what did u study?
Economics undergrad
Finance (foreign degree) Masters

Many companies that are pay masters in this country but you have to just know them lol. I’m looking for a way to get into African Finance Corporation because they pay their staff in USD $$
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Do You Do And How Much Do You Get Paid? by TeddBundy: 12:03pm On Dec 13, 2021
Work in finance in a multinational

Almost N7million per annum

Still at the beginning of my career though
Christianity EtcRe: 'Men That Wash Plate Don't Prosper' - Evangelist Ebuka Obi by TeddBundy: 10:34am On Dec 13, 2021
dokxavi:
Some vaginas ooze bad odour though, can be irritating.
Sir, that’s a different case
Christianity EtcRe: 'Men That Wash Plate Don't Prosper' - Evangelist Ebuka Obi by TeddBundy: 10:33am On Dec 13, 2021
Nonexisting:
He is not alone and he is not gay. Most times after I cum, I regret wasting my time fuccking that vaginarian because they will seem useless and overrated to me then. Most of them are so overrated but you won't realize it until you cum so the thought that the whole package was nothing special makes me feel annoyed and sometimes full of resentment.
Sir, with this hate and irritation in your heart for pussies and their bearers, I’d suggest you stick to drilling assholes. #Respectfully
If you don’t feel good and contented after forking a woman, ass hole awaits. That’s the only reasonable explanation. Again, #respectfully
Christianity EtcRe: 'Men That Wash Plate Don't Prosper' - Evangelist Ebuka Obi by TeddBundy: 8:58am On Dec 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Hahha
Pussy ass evangelist of men everywhere

Oh now I know the type of plate he is talking about
He ain't no pussy

This evangelist must be a real niggar

I owe this evangelist a bottle of beer.....only a pussy ass niggar suck the vagina of a woman....inserting my fertile rod into that place sometimes irritates not to talk of niggarrrrs that use thier mouth
I think you might be secretly gay then. I understand not wanting to eat Pusey but getting irritated by penetration is very suspicious and I’ve only heard gay men say such. Real men love vaginas and aren’t put off by it. I think you’re better suited for the anus
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Never Had Sex With Femi Fani-Kayode For 6 Years by TeddBundy: 6:36am On Dec 08, 2021
EmekaBlue:
Pained women like to use this to dent a man ego. Common 10pushups they can't do but want a man to drill on them for hours like say na work. Even animals dey do fast fast and comeout
Idiot go and seek help for your impotency and leave women alone
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Never Had Sex With Femi Fani-Kayode For 6 Years by TeddBundy: 6:32am On Dec 08, 2021
bubosolar:
That's women for you

Cockroach brain dey their head
You illiterates have obviously never heard of ivf before
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Never Had Sex With Femi Fani-Kayode For 6 Years by TeddBundy: 6:31am On Dec 08, 2021
NwaNimo1:
FFK is impotent......upon all his gra grah

[img]https://c./yJXoUogIutYAAAAC/shocked-surprised.gif[/img]
Why do you think he’s always so mad and bitter? He hasn’t had sex in years!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Rejected N9 Million P.A. FPSO Job by TeddBundy: 7:15pm On Dec 01, 2021
MARSONE:
So a friend sent me a job advert on LinkedIn of a firm looking for a Steam experienced 3rd marine engineer to work on an FPSO in Nigeria.

I sent out my CV to the firm and they got back to me 4 days later asking me to look at the pay scale and reaffirm if they should proceed with the process.

Looking at the pay scale, it was way below what I was expecting and I had to reject it with the below message.

I will be willing to discuss further if the pay is in dollars and monthly take home is above $3500.

NB:

I am UK schooled with all the necessary certifications and very well experienced in my field with double digit years (12 years) experience.
Know your worth, king and stick to it
RomanceRe: Lady Sheds Tears On Facebook Over Her Inability To Land A Husband Before Dec. 4 by TeddBundy: 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2021
Why are Nigerians so obsessed with marriage ?
FamilyRe: Her Mother Making Passes At Her Husband by TeddBundy: 9:14am On Nov 28, 2021
braine:
Mind your business.
Idiot. If your guys father is flirting with your guys wife, would you mind your business? Hypocrite .
RomanceRe: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by TeddBundy: 10:20pm On Nov 13, 2021
bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. embarassed,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need
Yes please marry her
PoliticsRe: Metamorphosis Of Olusegun Obasanjo (Photos) by TeddBundy: 10:53am On Nov 06, 2021
Sugar daddy material
CrimeRe: She Was Deceived Into Prostitution Abroad. by TeddBundy: 3:59pm On Nov 04, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Tell her to go to the uae police if she really want to return back


But to me ooo....I say it the way it is in my heart...because am a real niggarrr


If that your sister nor be virgin and probably get two or three boyfriend way dey bang her steadily for Nigeria before she enter uae...why she come dey complain na.....make she just run things gather up some funds


Baby girl...let me tell you a secret....runs babe are the cleanest....them clean pass our normal girl friends at home
You’re such a morally bankrupt and reprehensible human being, a total waste of creation
CelebritiesRe: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by TeddBundy: 1:27pm On Oct 17, 2021
Tibimabln:
this girl na every man's dream to knack.

chaiiii people dey chop better thing for this world ehh
She looks like she’s got really bomb pussy tbh
SportsRe: Ronaldo Scores In 95th Minute As Manchester United Defeats Villarreal by TeddBundy: 9:27am On Sep 30, 2021
post=106296012:
Ronaldo is the only player single-handedly keeping ole in a job.

Slag him off,
Say he is to old,
Say he is Past it,
Say what you want,
but Ronaldo is a class act
Point blank PERIODT!!!
RomanceRe: Help I'm About To Marry A Choleric Woman by TeddBundy: 9:26am On Sep 28, 2021
newbornmacho:
Bro...I'm not interested in anything female for now. You know this .
See this idiot, but you opened and reply to this thread. Useless being
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Pere's Management Reacts To Pere & Angel's Eviction Game by TeddBundy: 9:44am On Sep 27, 2021
disicoh:
always jumping from post to post while contributing zero
Don’t mind the useless yahoo boy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Pere's Management Reacts To Pere & Angel's Eviction Game by TeddBundy: 9:44am On Sep 27, 2021
MaestroID:
MAKE EVERYBODY GETATA
Abi na
HealthRe: Help: How Do I Stop Oily Face Or Control It? (picture) by TeddBundy: 3:58pm On Sep 25, 2021
Drsnives:
Ewo..
Na horn you won grow so o for your forehead.
Are you sure you are not the antichrist the world is expecting?
Lalasticlala abeg come help this guy o
Why are you wicked? grin
RomanceRe: Could She Be Carrying My Child? by TeddBundy: 1:14pm On Sep 13, 2021
I doubt this story is even real but let me just olay along


Tell her that when the baby is born, you must conduct a DNA test to confirm the paternity of the child. Watch her reaction to this information and you’d know what to do.
Regardless of whatever that happens, dna is a must

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