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PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Emir's Palace As Buhari Defeats Atiku In 6 Polling Units In Ilorin by TEE099(m): 6:30pm On Feb 23, 2019
Topmaike007:
what pity have we ever come to your house and tell you to feed us..oga we are moving to the next level
I don't know why humans are really dumb! Next Level to where? He's the one that's been there in the last four years, do your brains think at all? Next Level from where to where exactly?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Checking Who His Wife, Aisha, Voted For? (Photos) by TEE099(m): 12:25pm On Feb 23, 2019
Emceesaka:
BUHARI man of integrity voted immediately 8:00a.m that shows he is a serious minded person, ATIKU is still nowhere to be found till now. Abeg let us support President Muhammad Buhari for continuation
LiteratureRe: Figures Of Speech by TEE099(op): 7:47pm On Feb 17, 2019
Eponymous:
I agree with Lovintus in all except the first one
Yeah, I've explained quite well already concerning chremamorphism which you mentioned yesterday. I've checked online concerning it.
LiteratureRe: Figures Of Speech by TEE099(op): 6:20pm On Feb 17, 2019
Lovintus2 and Eponymous
I think I'm convinced about the second one as PERSONIFICATION too! Since it says it as if the sunlight performed the act of the 'hitting,' that 'hit' word seem to explain it. 'Blinding' describes the intensity of the sunlight but the 'hitting' makes it look like an act performed by the sunlight, more like when I decide to hit you with a book.
LiteratureRe: Figures Of Speech by TEE099(op): 6:16pm On Feb 17, 2019
Lovintus2:
The first line contains SIMILE because it compares your lying down to that of an old computer using the word 'like'

The second line contains PERSONIFICATION because it gives the human attribute of 'hit and blinding' to a sunlight which is non human.

The third line contains PERSONIFICATION (TV refused to yield) And not Simile as stated here because those two things compared are of the same nature(TV and Television set are the same)

NB: In the use of Simile, the two things compared must be of different nature.
WOW Lovintus2, you really nailed the last point on target. Just confirmed that now, figures of speech are is really confusing, simile comparison must indeed between two things of different nature! The first line though should be chremamorphism which I'd not heard before this post, an human being said to boot (the word for computer) is given a human the character of an object which is the definition of chremamorphism. Any counter explanation is welcomed
EducationRe: Join The 2019 Official Jamb Facebook Group by TEE099(op): 12:59pm On Feb 16, 2019
LiteratureRe: Figures Of Speech by TEE099(op): 12:44pm On Feb 16, 2019
[quote author=Eponymous post=75780515][/quote]WOW Okay thanks. I'm anticipating the response of others too!
LiteratureRe: Figures Of Speech by TEE099(op): 6:01pm On Feb 15, 2019
Still Waiting
LiteratureFigures Of Speech by TEE099(op): 4:16pm On Feb 15, 2019
Hello Literature geeks, please I'm stuck with some figures of speech in here! Really contemplating what figure of speech the following belong to, mostly stuck between two options, help please. All opinions are welcomed till we reach a conclusion!

"I just lay there motionless, booting slowly like an old computer."

"I was hit by a blinding sunlight streaking through the space between my curtains,"

"the TV refused to yield, looking black and dead like those television sets in saw in Aba market."

Anticipating our responses earnestly!
EducationRe: Help! Jamb Past Questions by TEE099(op): 8:56pm On Feb 11, 2019
ProsperOkec:
can u pay 500 for each as PDF format on your phone not hard copy
Hello, can see you've come on NL since my reply to your comment, are you still sending the pdfs?
EducationRe: Help! Jamb Past Questions by TEE099(op): 7:26am On Feb 10, 2019
ProsperOkec:
can u pay 500 for each as PDF format on your phone not hard copy
I don't mind actually, which of the years do the pdfs cover, of course, it'll pdf anyway, we won't go ahead hoarding hard copies about
EducationHelp! Jamb Past Questions by TEE099(op): 10:01pm On Feb 09, 2019
Hello all,
I and some couple of people are in dire need of past questions for JAMB on Nigerian languages i.e. Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa. We've searched online and found nothing really tangible, please if you have JAMB past questions on any of these three subjects, please kindly signify, we'll be very grateful. God bless you in advance!
EducationHi Nairalanders, I Seriously Need Your Help Here by TEE099(op): 12:18pm On Nov 28, 2018
Hello Nigeria, and hello nairaland and hello to the very active education sector of nairaland.

Please I need your help on something quick. Please help join hands in bringing this award home. It's the largest campus writing challenge that received over 1700 stories and currently, the jostle for the 'audience favourite' is on.

Sharon's Cross, the short novel by Gbadero Toluwalope, a student of Computer Engineering and an active nairalander like we all is among the last 150 entries amongst the over 1700 stories all over the country.

N.B.: This shouldn't take more than five minutes on a maximum note. Please, if you have data on your phone, kindly do not hesitate in doing this, God bless you.

I need you to help bring this award home!

To do this. Open the story here (please use either Google chrome or your phone's browser): https://beta.okadabooks.com/book/about/sharon_s_cross_campuschallenge/22932

Click start reading, this will require you create an account, creating an account isn't difficult, just four inputs and you're done. After successfully creating an account, click Start reading just to view the story as you must view the story to be able to vote, afterwards, click vote.

The above process should take an average of maximum of five minutes.

Thanks so much, only you can bring this award home. God bless y'all as you vote Sharon's Cross, an intriguing story, as the audience favourite in the largest campus writing challenge.
EducationRe: Need Help Concerning Something by TEE099(op): 12:11pm On Nov 28, 2018
plavic:
Are you an amputee? Can't you walk over to their branch nearest to you?
Hello, you can't just come here and talk foolishly, do you know where I stay?
EducationNeed Help Concerning Something by TEE099(op): 11:05pm On Oct 11, 2018
Do you live close to JAMB office and you work close to the place... I need your help in a way...

Please can you help in getting to the JAMB office for an enquiry! If you'll b available for this, please signify...

There'll be a sort of renumeration for this, thank you.
EducationRe: Join The 2019 Official Jamb Facebook Group by TEE099(op): 4:37pm On Oct 01, 2018
GROUP is growing fast! Keep joining if you're taking JAMB next year!
EducationRe: Join The 2019 Official Jamb Facebook Group by TEE099(op): 4:32pm On Sep 28, 2018
EducationRe: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by TEE099(m): 4:31pm On Sep 28, 2018
OFFICIAL JAMB 2019 FACEBOOK GROUP: www./jamb2019official
CelebritiesRe: Obafemi Martins Buys A Car For Khloe Of BBNaija by TEE099(m): 4:29pm On Sep 28, 2018
cruchenutii:
It's pretty girl privilege, can you name 1 person that has bought a car for a lady who doesn't have any sexual relations with?

I'm still wondering how you people think
YOUNG FOOL! That's how myopic you are!
EducationRe: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by TEE099(m): 1:18pm On Sep 25, 2018
JAMB 2019 is coming in a bit. The official facebook group page has been opened.

Join using the link below to reach the facebook group and to place your join request! Please join only if you're an aspirant for the upcoming JAMB UTME exercise!

https://www./jamb2019official/
EducationRe: 2018/2019 Admission Process Thread Guide by TEE099(m): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2018
JAMB 2019 is coming in a bit. The official facebook group page has been opened.

Join using the link below to reach the facebook group and to place your join request! Please join only if you're an aspirant for the upcoming JAMB UTME exercise!

https://www./jamb2019official/
EducationJoin The 2019 Official Jamb Facebook Group by TEE099(op): 1:15pm On Sep 25, 2018
JAMB 2019 is coming in a bit. The official facebook group page has been opened.

Join using the link below to reach the facebook group and to place your join request! Please join only if you're an aspirant for the upcoming JAMB UTME exercise!

https://www./jamb2019official/
EducationRe: OAU CHM101 Students, Read This! by TEE099(op):
*No regrets serving Nigeria under Jonathan* http:///NezjvN


*Read why Chinese government shuts down over 4000 websites* http:///kQVw1m

*Pastor Adeboye's son speaks passionate, tags those who voted APC as fools* http:///9FskZK

*Manchester United's Pogba speaks on the team's current state* http:///huDnP1


*Awww! Bovi spoils wife with N20million Mercedes Benz on 30th birthday! (PHOTOS)* http:///hFCAog

*Leah Sharibu will be released if I'm reelected - Buhari* http:///fhj4wS

*A widow is better than me! Read story of married woman crying out!* http:///eL68TL
AdvertsURGENT: Facebook Account Plus Facebook Group For Sale At Cheapest Price by TEE099(op): 1:02pm On May 21, 2018
Hello, this is urgent, the Facebook account has 4800 friends and the Facebook group has 2000 members. The name of the group is STUDENTS IN NIGERIA, a great niche of university students.

Normally, the Facebook group should cost #1500 and the account costing #4000 or #5000.

However, I'm giving both out for #4000, due to its urgency... I'm indeed broke now and it's a bold decision to sell both assets.

Please if interested comment below, and let the links be sent to you so you can confirm.

Also, if you need just one of the two, just comment below too... Thanks in anticipation.
BusinessURGENT: Facebook Account Plus Facebook Group For Sale At Cheapest Price by TEE099(op): 12:47pm On May 21, 2018
Hello, this is urgent, the Facebook account has 4800 friends and the Facebook group has 2000 members. The name of the group is STUDENTS IN NIGERIA, a great niche of university students.

Normally, the Facebook group should cost #1500 and the account costing #4000 or #5000.

However, I'm giving both out for #4000, due to its urgency... I'm indeed broke now and it's a bold decision to sell both assets.

Please if interested comment below, and let the links be sent to you so you can confirm.

Also, if you need just one of the two, just comment below too... Thanks in anticipation.
WebmastersRe: URGENT: Facebook Account Plus Group For Sale At Cheapest Price by TEE099(op): 11:39am On May 21, 2018
Still available for sale
EducationRe: Must Read For OAU CHM101 Students by TEE099(op): 4:57pm On May 19, 2018
over 300 downloads already... keep downloading... its affordable
WebmastersRe: URGENT: Facebook Account Plus Group For Sale At Cheapest Price by TEE099(op): 4:52pm On May 19, 2018
9PBLIVE:
dude there is big difference between US Dollar and a Zimbabwean Dollar.

100 Zimbabwe dollars = 99 naira.
Yeah bro, I've also seen that, you can see what I'd commented afterwards.....
WebmastersRe: URGENT: Facebook Account Plus Group For Sale At Cheapest Price by TEE099(op): 6:20am On May 19, 2018
jboy73:
Let me give u Zimbabwe $100 n collect it now pls.
Hope u have a Dom account for easy transfer
But then 100 ZWD is nothing, converting to naira is #99, that's ridiculous.
WebmastersRe: URGENT: Facebook Account Plus Group For Sale At Cheapest Price by TEE099(op): 6:14am On May 19, 2018
jboy73:
Let me give u Zimbabwe $100 n collect it now pls.
Hope u have a Dom account for easy transfer
Wow, i currently don't have an active dorm account sire

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