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Dougad:
First time tuning in this year...omo... this girl wey dey talk since na narcissist

Jesus!

You couldn’t have said it any better…….plus she’s campaigning subtly with the pity card

TallnSexyBabe:
Wanni your rent is 3.6m
Ahhhhhh

Joke of the year

safarigirl:
Okay, make I update una small on two early morning discussions

1. Anita and Topher

So, Anita and Topher sat down in the garden, basically sizing each other up. They start with the continuation of an older conversation, concerning past relationships and how it affected them. Anita doesn't fully explain hers, she just confirms it was not physical violence. Topher says his past relationship ended because the babe cheated with his cousin. He asks her if she has been in relationships since then, she says yes. She goes on to admit, after he asks, that she is a lover girl, but doesn't fall easily. She is a hard nut to crack, so, when she falls, she falls hard. This gives Topher a level of reluctance. He chuckles awkwardly and reveals that he doesn't chase women, rather he is chased. Anita finds this amusing, as well as incredulous. "Are you serious? You like to be chased?" He says, "I'm a fine boy now..." then mumbles inaudible words in defense of his self-professed beauty.

He goes on to tell her he has been giving her green light and she is yet to "pull him for a chat". Anita is once again, perplexed by this, and in even greater disbelief. She gives him this, "You dey whine me?" Look, then chuckles a bit. She tells him she does check up on him, and chats occasionally, however, she thinks he is sneaky with it. He expresses surprise at her accusation. She says he doesn't express himself with her, he starts to ask her what she wants him to say (while chuckling like an excited schoolboy), "Anita, I think you're a really pretty girl. I'd like to get to know you"? She glances at him with a soft smile, while he looks ahead, a bit unsure if that line was heavy enough to move a needle in his favour.

She looks ahead with an expression that says, "This boy, E go long for you for this house."

They continue to converse a while longer, seemingly testing the waters for a potential ship. The beauty queen, and the man whose beauty has ensured he was constantly wooed by ladies until now.

His naivete rears its ugly head, his age glares angrily at viewers as we realise, THIS NIGGA AIN'T GOT GAME!


Kayode saves his blushes and switches the cameras to another conversation at the games room....


*Stick around for Part 2.

Safarigirl! thank you for this M&B style of writing 😁… I totally enjoyed the narration

finallybusy:
Who are the ones for this week?

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Mercy, Whitemoney, Ilebaye and Ceec

Spot on!

Happy belated buffday Kslib....

"You broke into my car... you stole my key, you stole my book... Now I want the camera, I want the tape, and I want my stuff back now."
RIP Paul Walker(a.k.a Caleb Mandrake in The Skulls)¤

hayaorbah: Hmmm pls house I am seriously confused here I wrote my test on the 28th of march and since den avnt heard anytin frm UBA am I d only 1 or I av oda pple in my shoe d wait is more Dan extraordinary wat cud went wrong wit UBA. Pls I nid a reply especially frm pple in my shoe if any or anybody wit wat cud be d problem

Marsey: I also had my CBT 28thMarch,2013 for B.sc UBA marina,Lagos.i pray dt dey wnt jst forget abt us.

blackbess: Hayorbah, I m also in ur shoes.I had my CBT 28thMarch,2013 for B.sc UBA marina,Lagos.So let"s just keep our fingers crossed and pray to God that they call us soon cos I believe it"s not how far but how well.God is in control

Hello UBA aspirants,expecially my fellow "March" test mates....

I had my test on 22nd of March,and hvnt bn invited for any interview,so i decided 2carry my frustration 2 UBA headoffice today(27th Nov 2013).

D sad news is dat i was told d entire recruitment process must nt exceed 6months,and so, my/our test results hav expired cos its now 8months,and we need 2 reapply.
Wldnt mind if som1 else can go &confirm,who knows,maybe i didnt hear d HR guy properly.

Am sure d OP has made a choice.But if we hav 2look at d more preferable of d two,i would say Masscommunication.
In as much as it has become"pure water",it is still highly recognized compared to linguistics,and its nt limited 2a particular profession.

Introspective

Sensitive

Reflective

You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored.

#absolutely true#

#Team HUMMINGBIRD#

Jazakallahu khairan.....May Allah(S.W.T)make it easy for us all¤

@OP,its like u have never bn late 4an interview/appointment. B dere givin urself condition¤

Lol,i can remember d 1st hairdo. Mehn,that thread(kiko)was so friggin painful

Its a good thing no life was lost,am hopin d Francis guy wont die...

My first 5 beautywise;
Miss Gabon
Miss Tanzania
Miss Ethiopia
Miss Guinea
Miss Cote D'ivoire

I likeee ur thread Bookmarking ryt away

Bigbrother Song of All time¤
It reminds me so much of BBA!

No way! For obvious reasons¤

*covers face*Am shy for US(women)¤

ItsModella: This baby right here

[img]http://smspakistan.biz/images/products/mcvities_5.jpg[/img]

U got it¤

Funny story,dis is a case of longthroat¤

Sorry swit,its a gud thing d cat has bn let out of d bag. All u need do is dust urself off,and try again(Aaliyah).
Guess it wasnt meant 2b afterall.In no time,you will find dat special person customised jst for u¤

I sense som foul play...

Nice write-up Kslib!
Well i learnt never 2use "end time tinz",cos i got banned 4it¤

Well he is handsome no doubt,bt def not d most handsome¤

Which 1 is bendiest again,flexible u mean

How is dis News!

Prisca organised a large party.

HUNT

WINDSOW: ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅ love ΐτ̅ wen †ђξ police starts killing themselve.Foolish sets of law-enforcing agents my foot.
†ђξ nxt †Φ peme na ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅ .G.BASTARDS!

Oga tk a chill pill¤