₦airaland Forum

So sry for ur loss. Such a heart troubling story. Actually if only d wife knew of CPR sh culd av applied it on him n also d mouth-mouth action, if I would av worked. Bt I guess sh was confused n probably dnt kw abt it. Let's try n get well informed abt simple first aid @ home to avoid such occurrences. May God continue to protect us n our families

Na only 4 dey here na... ftc btw...

Nairaland jor. Lib wey na so so gossip n rumor. Suppose I b celeb n Linda yarn b.s abt me, d kind mendin wey sh go chop en..

Junk news. Lubbish. No pic yet u expect me to blv dis crap. Mtcheww

I go stay about 200 meters away den use stone waya him head con tell am big WAKA join. Den put my Usain Bolt on...

I think he (Ben Bruce) is a disguised corrupt man who's trying to play mind games with Nigerians to hide his corrupt possibilities. I dnt trust him a bit. Remember wat he did @ NTA as d DG during OBJ... Wolf in sheep's clothing

No vex abeg, my sense of humour is on holiday. Dnt evn undatnd d meaning of ur thread. E no mk sense to me.

Op finally finally ur head no correct. Who u dey 'link' up to ur stupid link. If u can't post it here jst fogerrit, u no buy data for me. B vry kiaful o

One thing I hate abt dis con3 is d kind of amount dat is mentioned wen it comes to alleged corruption. Always billions. May God help us

Madueke shld b probed asap. Mch as am nt a fan of Buhari dis woman has rily overused her office for her selfish interest. Baba pls do d needful n start with Diezani.

What I need now is d address of all ASUU offices so I can 'do' sumbody

[quote author=Ejike.chinedu]Mtcheew...am tired of all dis storys...NANS sef should be scraped becos i avnt seen dem make any action concernin d strike..all they do is 2 run their impaling buccal cavity...am so angry wit dis country...every1 is bein cowardice[/quote]U'r so on point. If only u kw how frustrated I am already. Y can't NANS call on all its members nationwide n also call on other civil society groups to have a protest dat'll paralyze all activities on all fed govt roads nationwide? This is wat d former militants did in Abuja n they were attended 2. Faggae get luck say I no kw him family. FG n ASUU na bastards

Hopez456: This must be a stale news cos it has been in the media before now. What we are waiting for is the outcome of ASUU NEC meeting.

I want to find consolation by wat u said b4 I begin swear for all ASUU members n thr families

Na lie? Tonto Dikeh n Cossy r jst 2 irritating harlots. Wetin evn b my bizness thr....mtcheww #continues watchin mojo#

Afam4eva: Last time i checked i was negative. But i nearly burst open the head of the doctor because i never asked them to conduct a HIV test on me. Neither did i pay for it.

Here's how it ensued:

Doctor: We have to conduct a Malaria and Typhoid test to ascertain if you have any in your body

Me: Ok

He writes some gibberish on a paper and asks me to take it to the lab.

I went to the lab and my blood was taken and when the result was taken, i was asked to take it to the doctor to interpret it for me.

Doctor: From the test results, you have Typhoid and malaria.

Me: Ok Doctor.

Doctor: And for the HIV test...

Me: HIV wetin? I didn't pay for that.

Doctor: We offer HIV tests free to all patients.

Me: What sort of rubbish is that. How can you conduct a test i did not ask for. This is an invasion of privacy bla bla bla.

Doctor: **In my mind i had already broken his head with bottle before he said**- The result is negative

Me: Ohh ok

I doubt dis ur story jor

Mtchewww. Rubbish...

Korrection: i will guess right.....the owner of nairaland dey fhuck this girl....

couldn't av bin any wrong

semid4lyfe: The Super Eagles of Nigeria will take on the "La Selecció", the official football team of the Spanish autonomous community of Catalonia in an International Friendly & Exhibition match on Wednesday, 2nd January 2013 at the Cornella-El Prat Stadium, the home ground of La Liga club, RCD Espanyol.

Manager of the Catalonia side, Johan Cruyff has named a strong squad that includes 10 players from FC Barcelona, seven from RCD Espanyol and two from La Liga club, Rayo Vallecano.

Austrian club, Red Bull Salzburg, Getafe and AC Milan also contributed one player each to the Catalonia team.

Nigeria which is in camp in neighboring Portugal preparing for the African Cup of Nations will be fielding a mix of domestic league players and foreign pros in this game though they'll be without Captain - Joseph Yobo, Chelsea Duo - Mikel Obi & Victor Moses and Isreal-Based Goal keepers, Vincent Enyeama & Austin Ejide and in their absence, either Warri Wolves Chigozie Agbim or Heartland's Daniel Akpeyi will be in goal.

The friendly against the Super Eagles is Cruyff's last game in charge of Catalonia, and he's said the best players have been chosen, leaving out players from the second division, because it is an important game and the Nigerians are preparing for the African Cup of Nations.

On his part, Super Eagles gaffer, Stephen Keshi has urged Nigerians not to loose sleep over the game as his team will put in a strong performance against Catalonia.

The Words:

“For me it was a personal obligation. Forty years ago I was well received and have been here as a player and coach. I have fulfilled my obligations that I targeted and much more.

It's an important game for me, the players and the people of Catalonia and I'll like to win and bow out with a very loud ovation” — Johan Cruyff, Coach of Catalonia

“This will be my second time of facing Catalonia as a coach. I still recall when we were preparing for the 2000 Africa Cup of Nations when I was assistant to Bonfrere Jo. We lost that game 5-0.

We will be playing with a team dominated by players who ply their trade in the Nigeria Premier League. One or two foreign-based professionals will join us and I want to assure our teeming fans that the boys selected for that game will put in a strong performance against Catalonia” — Stephen Keshi, Super Eagles Coach

So what do you think? Does Stephen Keshi and in deed the players have what it takes to stop the likes of Sergio Busquets, Xavi Hernandez, Sergi Roberto, Cristian Tello, Carlos Puyol, Martin Montoya, Gerard Pique, Carles Puyol, Marc Bartra, Jordi Alba, Sergio Tejera, Joan Capdevila? etc and get a respectable result OR will it be another drubbing like in '98?

Who knows? Drop your opinion, prediction, comments and perhaps *pause* prayer for the team so it doesn't start 2013 with a loss

Source: supersport.com

which 1 b catalonia again....

omicron: Hmmm, but why would the daughter smash the reporters phone? He is a journalist for goodness sake! That's improper and that was all the former president had to do? Smh! If it was GEJ we would've started calling names, but I think this is a more serious case than the joke the former president has made it to look like. Smh.

. Was d phone smashed by a girl?

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omicron: Hmmm, but why would the daughter smash the reporters phone? He is a journalist for goodness sake! That's improper and that was all the former president had to do? Smh! If it was GEJ we would've started calling names, but I think this is a more serious case than the joke the former president has made it to look like. Smh. [/quote[quote author=afolabisegun]learn how to buy original blackberry phone with less than N10,000 www.proinfomarketing.com/bbandlaptop2.htm

Is d person dat smashed d phone a girl?

[quote author=aguiyi]the sack of alihehehe...

The youngman is jst confused

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Osaze apologizes for his outburst on twitter

West Bromwich Albion striker, Osaze Odemwingie , has attributed his recent outburst against the Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi, to anger arising from a feeling of betrayal by the coach.

Odemwingie had, at the wake of the release of the team list for AFCON 2013, taken to twitter to make some disparaging comments against the Super Eagles gaffer and the Nigeria Football Federation, NFF.
The out of favour Super Eagles striker also called the chairman of the NFF Technical Committee, Chris Green, ‘names’ over his exclusion from the AFCON squad.

The England based forward has now said he made statements, which were made in a fit of anger, after he had made it known to his coach andcolleagues that he was set to travel for the January 2013 Nations Cup in South Africa.

In an interview with selected Nigerian journalists, the West Bromwich Albion striker admitted making some of the comments credited to him, but was also quick to make some clarifications on calling Green ‘names,’ saying he was only bitter about his exclusion.
He described Green as a good man and one of the few on the NFF board, alongside the President, Aminu Maigari, whomhe knows personally and would not want to offend; though his anger has portrayed him to be at ‘war with everybody’.

”I remember it was Green that settled my case with Siasia then ,but I was too angry when he called me over this matter, and was impatient to listen to him, and my comment was not directed to him personally but to those who made the decision. But I think I over reacted then,” Osaze said.

On his face-off with Keshi, the former Locomotive Moscow forward revealed that “I calledthe coach two or three times within that period ,maybe two or three days before the list was made public and told him of my commitment to be part of the Nations Cup, and have toldmy coach I will be going to the Nations Cup.”

According to him, “I told the coach I was ready to report to camp by January 3rd, even before other professionals start reporting to camp, if I was in his programme for the Nations Cup; and even told himto feel free to drop me if I was not in his programme.

“I felt betrayed after that seeming heart-to-heart discussions with the coach few days to the release of the team list and he could not hint me I was not in his plan for the Nations Cup. For me it was not professional and I considered it a betrayal and lost my cool given all the arrangements I had made towards the Nations Cup,” he said.

Odemwingie also revealed that he felt pained and miffed by “some comments on why I was dropped ranging from being arrogant to asking for the captain’s band; and I concluded the federation wanted to freeze me out of the national team after ten years of serving the country with commitment and dedication”

“I don’t mind being asked to give the younger ones a chance ,even though I still have five years to offer at the international level, but I only think it would be proper to be honourably pulled out of the national team and not ‘disgraced’ out of the team after years of dedicated service to Nigeria,” he said.

The West Brom star argued that though his international career is over in the light of these controversies, which he noted “were unfortunate and regrettable,” he believes “there is need to correct somewrong impressions out there that I am always fighting with every coach,”
“But what people don’t know isthat my issues with all the coaches from Samson Siasia toLars Lagerback and now Keshi had to do with purely football matters, not administrative or asking for more money for players.

“My case with coach Siasia dates back to the 2008 Olympics, and had to do with insufficient jerseys and all that; with Lagerback it had to do with how I was treated and Ivoiced it to him personally at the World Cup, and now being treated unfairly.

“Imagine talking with someone two to three times over an issue and few days later you begin to hear a different story from the person, who was in a person to tell you point blank, ‘you are not in my plan for this,” he said.

The versatile forward concluded by saying “I am human and open to error by the way I may have taken the issue, and regret the whole controversy, and want to put all this behind me now and focus on my club career, while wishing the team the best of luck as a Nigerian.”

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