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My God. One would think that after the merciless mocking and the reality of financial loss staring them in the face, people would be stung back to their senses but nooooo ... no no no.

Some of the fool-hardy responses on this thread reminds us of why Einsten wrote:-

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!"

Na wa o

From Russia:
https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/laughing-gifs-foolish-human.gif
US :
https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Black-Man-Laughing-In-The-Bath-Tub-Drinking-a-40oz-Beer.gif
UK :
https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/laughing-gifs-ricky-gervais.gif
Paris:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c5f4553352bfa462e56151ea6da784dd/tumblr_oft1stVcG81u6n38po1_250.gif
Germany:
https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv0x0BAky1qii6tmo1_500.gif
And the rest of the thinking world:
https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/583/267/e8a.gif


See una life, Mis-educated Mavrodian Monkeys

From Russia:
https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/laughing-gifs-foolish-human.gif
US :
https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Black-Man-Laughing-In-The-Bath-Tub-Drinking-a-40oz-Beer.gif
UK :
https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/laughing-gifs-ricky-gervais.gif
Paris:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c5f4553352bfa462e56151ea6da784dd/tumblr_oft1stVcG81u6n38po1_250.gif
And the rest of the thinking world:
https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/583/267/e8a.gif


See una life, yeye Mavrodian monkeys

silastemplar:
well, people have been making money from this all 2016. i dont know how much you have made for yourself asides your salary. Assuming you even have a job.

Here folks is a typical Mavrodian. He writes "people have been making money from this all 2016......"

I'll repeat for your benefit:
Character traits:- Immoral, unconscionable sociopath with a fondness for miraculous returns of 30% based on other people's money.
Prone to believe in miracles and unicorns. Unbelievable capacity for self-deception. Inability to accept the truth.

I suggest a new entry for the Oxford English Dictionary

Mavrodian {Maev-roe-diaen} - A lobotomised type of Bonobo monkey* chractererised by extreme greed, irrationality and complete rejection of logic.
Habitat: Found all over the world but with the highest concentration in West Africa.
Character traits:- Immoral, unconscionable sociopath with a fondness for miraculous returns of 30% based on other people's money.
Prone to believe in miracles and unicorns. Unbelievable capacity for self-deception. Inability to accept the truth.
Distinguishing features:- The only known species in the whole of creation to proudly bear the name of its exploiter.
Rallying call in the wild: 'PH / GH!'. 'Together, we will keep showing our stupidity!', 'Na your money?'
Population: Depressingly Large. For males, the impending economic loss will {hopefully} reduce chances of gene propagation. Survival instinct may push the females to reproduce with non-mavrodians species resulting in a dilution of Mavrodian traits.
Redeeming features: Apart from the entertainment value and as warnings to young children, absolutely none.

*With deep and sincere apologies to actual Bonobo monkeys.

Apologies, the Lagos agent was supposed to have included the prices. We'll amend and add prices.

8 x New Samsung Galaxy Tab 2.0 10.1" tablet with Wifi and GPS


DISPLAY Type PLS TFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 10.1 inches (~65.8% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 800 x 1280 pixels (~149 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass - TouchWiz UX UI
PLATFORM OS Android OS, v4.0.3 (Ice Cream Sandwich), upgradable to v4.1 (Jelly Bean)
Chipset TI OMAP 4430
CPU Dual-core 1 GHz Cortex-A9
GPU PowerVR SGX540
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 32 GB
Internal 16GB, 1 GB RAM
CAMERA Primary 3.15 MP, 2048 x 1536 pixels
Features Geo-tagging
Video 720p
Secondary VGA
SOUND Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes, with stereo speakers
3.5mm jack Yes
COMMS WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot
Bluetooth v3.0, A2DP
GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS

FEATURES Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, compass
Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email, IM
Browser HTML, Adobe Flash
Java Yes, via Java MIDP emulator
- TV-out
- MP4/DivX/Xvid/FLV/MKV/H.264 player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/Flac player
- Photo/video editor
- Document editor/viewer
BATTERY Non-removable Li-Po 7000 mAh battery
Stand-by Up to 2000 h
Talk time Up to 10 h

Price: 55,000

Last One!

[b]ex retail-display Compaq presario
Compaq Presario CQ61

Product Number :NZ906EA
CPU : 2 GHz Intel Pentium processor T4200
RAM : 3072 MB (1 x 1024 MB + 1 x 2048 MB)
Graphics: Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 4500MHD
Video Memory: 1309 MB total
Hard Drive: 160 GB (5400 rpm)
Multimedia Drive: Lightscribe Super Multi DVD Writer (+/-R +/-RW) with Double Layer support
Display: 15.6" Diagonal High Definition HP LED Brightview Infinity Display (1366 x 768)
Network Card: Ethernet 10/100BT integrated network interface
Wireless Connectivity: 802.11b/g WLAN
Sound: 3D Sound Blaster Pro compatible sound 16 bit integrated
Keyboard: Full size keyboard with integrated numeric keypad

External Ports
5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards
3 USB 2.0 (3rd shared with eSATA port)
1 HDMI connector
1 VGA port
1 eSATA+USB
1 RJ45 ethernet connector
1 headphone-out
1 mic-in
Dimensions
37.8 cm (L) x 25.2 cm (W) x 3.51 cm (min H) / 4.12 cm (max H)
Weight
2.68 kg
Power
65 W AC Power Adapter
6-cell Lithium-Ion (Li-Ion) battery
Comes with charger and booklet[/b]

Price : 50,000

10 x New boxed Lenovo A10-70 10.1" tablet Wifi and unlocked 3G model.

Features
Midnight Blue Colour
10.1” Wideview IPS Display
Long Battery LifeThe A10 is good for 9 hours of continuous WiFi usage through its big 6340 mAh battery.
Dolby® Digital Plus with Dual Stereo Speakers.
Quad Core ProcessingQuad core processing enables better multitasking, delivers a smoother Android experience and eliminates stutter when playing games or HD video.
Dual CamerasThe A10 takes great photos with the 5 megapixel rear camera, and super selfies from the 2 megapixel front camera, which is also great for web chat with your friends.
Satellite GPS and 3GNever get lost with built in satellite GPS that works offline, and get 3G wireless data support through a SIM card slot
Connectivity: Micro USB for charging and connecting peripherals, plus a micro SD card slot for convenience and easy storage expandability.
Comes with all accessories.

http://shop.lenovo.com/gb/en/tablets/lenovo/a-series/a10/#tab-features

Price: 60,000

Only One remaining

Brand new boxed Toshiba 15.6" laptop
Toshiba Satellite c850-1g2
Light, portable and powerful laptop
Features:
Windows 8 64-bit (pre-installed)
Intel® Celeron® 1000M processor
39.6cm (15.6”) , Toshiba TruBrite® HD TFT High Brightness display with 16 : 9 aspect ratio and LED backlighting
Hard disk 320 GB
Matt Black Finish with textured pattern, black keyboard
2,048 (1x) MB, DDR3 RAM (1,600 MHz)
Intel® HD Graphics
maximum life : up to 4h00min (Mobile Mark™ 2012)
W x D x H : 380.0 x 242.0 x 33.52 mm
N60,000

SOLD

Complimentary wireless 'minigadget' mouse with each laptop purchase.

Avoid trailing wires and add a touch of modernity to your purchase from us with our wireless usb smart mouse.

Just plug the usb adapter into your computer and start working and when you finish, simply re-insert the adapter and the mouse disconnects the batteries powering the mouse saving you the hassle of removing them each time.

*The minigadget mouse is also available for sale separately

Price when bought separately : N750.

Ex shop display Toshiba high end laptop
Toshiba C822 2F0 in cool luxe pearl white
Equally suited to entertainment, gaming and serious graphics and analysis work
practically new
Features:
Windows 8 64-bit (pre-installed)
2nd generation Intel® Core™ i3-2348M Processor
39.6cm (15.6”) , Toshiba TruBrite® HD TFT High Brightness display with 16 : 9 aspect ratio and LED backlighting
Hard disk 750 GB
White Pearl Finish with Crossline pattern, white keyboard
8,192 (4,096 + 4,096) MB, DDR3 RAM (1,333 MHz)
Intel® HD Graphics 3000
maximum life : up to 4h00min (Mobile Mark™ 2012)
weight : starting at 2.3 kg
USB 2 and 3
Authentic Windows 8 Operating System
Whisper-quiet operation
Comes in original box with all accessories
Price : N75,000

10 x Refurbished IBM / Lenovo T40
Professionally refurbished ex business-lease laptops
Features
14.1" screen
Robust build quality
portable and lightweight suited to those on the move.
comes with Microsoft Windows XP Professional and certified product key
1 Gb RAM
Intel 1.33GHz processor
40Gb HDD
DVD ROM / CD RW.

http://www.pcworld.com/product/16818/lenovo-thinkpad-t40-notebook.html

Price N22,000

Now all Sold

Brand new retail boxed Slimline 15.6" Lenovo B50
Features:
Processor
AMD E1-6010 Processor( 1.35GHz 1333MHz 1MB)
Operating system
Windows 8.1 with Bing 64
Display type
15.6" HD Led Glossy 1366x768
System Graphics
AMD Integrated Graphics
Total memory
4.0GB PC3-12800 DDR3L SDRAM 1600 MHz
Hard drive device
320GB 5400 rpm
Optical device
DVD Recordable
Network card
Lenovo BGN Wireless
Bluetooth
Bluetooth Version 4.0
Warranty
One year
Battery
4 Cell Li-Cylindrical battry.

Further details at http://shop.lenovo.com/gb/en/laptops/lenovo/b-series/b50-45/

Price N65,000

Brand New boxed unlocked Huawei Mediapad 10 link+

Features
Wifi + 3G (unlocked, ready for media on the move).
Metal Unibody
Front and rear cameras
Quad-core ARM Cortex-A9 CPU 1.6GHz
Mali 450 GPU
10.1" HD 1280 x 800 IPS Display
DTS^TM For Ultimate entertainment Experience
Android 4.2 Operating System



see http://consumer.huawei.com/en/tablets/features/s10-231l-en.htm for full specs.

Price N62,000

We have for sale a large quantity of brand new laptops and tablets in original retail boxes, complete with all accessories and manufacturer's warranty.
We also have computers used for in-store retail display, most of which carry a limited warranty, but are new in reality at considerably reduced prices .
At the lower end, we also have used business-leased computers that have been thoroughly tested. Each one has a verified Microsoft Operating system product code sticker and working charger and battery. For privacy and security reasons, these laptops will have had their hard drives erased and a new Operating system installed. In short, you'll be getting a re-initialised laptop that are in excellent condition and represent good value for any user, especially students.

Included with each laptop will be a usb wireless 'minigadget' mouse, sales receipt and security details (administrative/ BIOS passwords to protect your laptops from theft).

We are physically based in Surulere and Ojo, Lagos but have representatives throughout the country. OUr Lagos representative will be contactable on 09091734749 from Tuesday 7th of April onwards.

Please see products for immediate sale below.