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How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 8:48pm On Jul 30, 2016
Ku ku ku ku ku ku (drum rolls )

Food no dey.... Broda eh water no dey sad

and our country no good oo, everyday for thief, one day for owner oo


rich man wey steal money , omo dem no see their face for crime ......

poor man wey steal maggi. Omo dey go show him face for........


Mr president...... sad



This African china (where the guy dey naw sef sad) song best describe the kind situation wey i find myself for this economy....

This life of garri and rice everyday don tire me... No food, no clothe, no nothing, only me ,dija boobs and my vaseline to comfort my in this echoes of hard times and nonsense change sad

Sometimes i do wake up from sleep that i am sleeping in the middle of the night, naked and sob bitterly about my condition as it pain me from the heart and i do reason , hope witches in my village are not fanning themselves with my picture..

Nothing wey i no do to meet up... I play bet , play bet, collect bet numbers from mad man, play aja nsare e no work .... Na one ., one game go dey spoil slip



I try yahoo yahoo, my laptop first spoil, maga no gree pay... Oyinbo go dey post me say next week i will pay... Even indian wey i try scope dey yarn

Dont worry mr presidential aide, we would buy yi the oil reserve., u are gotta to be ri very very patienti with us ' sad

I do menial works and the rest.... All seem fruitless..

I try music , producer chase me comot studio .... Football nko, sad


I buy goya oil, do anointing pray , fast , go night vigil. Na so so come and be teaching nursery two pupils job dem day offer me...

So when i saw that facebook post that fateful day, urging young and cute guys who are looking forward to lubricate the engine of sugar mummies with a renumeration of 100k and above, i no need any T b joshua or even bother to give it a second thought before making the move

..shior...

Ase na move when go turn my life around i go make...

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by krak101(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2016
grin
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jul 30, 2016
cheesy
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by UrWorstNitemare: 9:08pm On Jul 30, 2016
cool following like Twitter....
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jul 30, 2016
I dey come

Make I go sh1t cool

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by GoldenBoi111(m): 9:14pm On Jul 30, 2016
This land should not be touched
grin

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by agbonkamen(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2016
is that all?
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by teejaypee: 9:45pm On Jul 30, 2016
Present!

ClassCaptain, i comot cap for you oh! grin grin

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by amzee(m): 9:50pm On Jul 30, 2016
Luckymay:
Jeez!! Guy what happened nah?
I cant say ooo. I'm just feeling naughty tonight.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by kentuta(m): 9:55pm On Jul 30, 2016
Guy finish this thing nah..... i no get chill
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Luckymay(f): 10:22pm On Jul 30, 2016
amzee:
I cant say ooo. I'm just feeling naughty tonight.
How many hectares of land was that?
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Chiscomax(m): 10:43pm On Jul 30, 2016
Someday this will make front page so, let me book my space. Sir! One ticket please
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 10:51pm On Jul 30, 2016
Oh yes,,, am here ....
Classcaptain, another story....
Nigga you dey para oo grin
cc enigurl ,fabulocity and other series lovers grin
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 30, 2016
Luckymay:

How many hectares of land was that?
one million hectars of land. U wan buy?? I will give u for free once u show me dat.......
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by amzee(m): 10:52pm On Jul 30, 2016
Luckymay:
How many hectares of land was that?
Cant really say but will need the help of a surveyor.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Cutehector(m): 10:57pm On Jul 30, 2016
RaDaZaBaNa:
Oh yes,,, am here ....

Classcaptain, another story....

Nigga you dey para oo grin

cc enigurl ,fabulocity and other series lovers grin
u no try at all ooooo
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Luckymay(f): 11:04pm On Jul 30, 2016
amzee:
Cant really say but will need the help of a surveyor.
Don't worry.. Ebuka2016 has got that part covered.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Luckymay(f): 11:06pm On Jul 30, 2016
Ebuka2016:

one million hectars of land. U wan buy?? I will give u for free once u show me dat.......
I no like free things.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 11:09pm On Jul 30, 2016
Luckymay:
I no like free things.
please dont derail the thread dear
thanks
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Luckymay(f): 11:15pm On Jul 30, 2016
ClassCaptain:

please dont derail the thread dear
thanks
OK. But you have to get the story going.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by CLIQBOY(m): 11:15pm On Jul 30, 2016
Lol, You again

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Teniolasmart: 11:19pm On Jul 30, 2016
Egbon classcaptain.....i am begging u ooooooooooo to include me in the story(my name abi monika)anything nairalanders call it cos if u don't i will ban u when i become a nairaland moderator in future(don't tell anyone segun is planning to sell nairaland to me ooooooooooo.)cheesy:p8-)smiley

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by McBrooklyn(m): 12:02am On Jul 31, 2016
Oshey Baddest!!! cheesy cheesy



As ClassCaptain don show again con dey give us Gbedu wey dey burst brain, Na GODWIN!!! kiss kiss




Hope say no be your prick go be on the line this time around or make you no be like the dude in the pic below . . .
grin grin

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by olasubomi007(m): 12:04am On Jul 31, 2016
ClassCaptain.. My moniker in the story
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Nobody: 12:07am On Jul 31, 2016
Luckymay:

I no like free things.
ok u like the land?? Buy it one million last. Lemme give u my account no via email...gud nyt sweetie m

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by pythonkid(m): 12:12am On Jul 31, 2016
Ok
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by amzee(m): 12:33am On Jul 31, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
Mynd44 is this allowed? undecided
Mr pokenose. How is this your business?

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by amzee(m): 12:34am On Jul 31, 2016
McBrooklyn:


Bruh, you well so?? undecided undecided


cc: mynd44
When did you escape from the psychiatric hospital?

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