₦airaland Forum

She told death eye to eye not today.

When will go see adenuga for outing?
Abi baba Don tell am make e no dey go out?

emmanuel596:
If I have money I will spend it well on earth because I won't die with it but I must make sure I change the lives of soo many people that on my burial day there's gonna be millions of good will massages and soo many people thanking God that I was born....but God himself will punish this people if they ever breakup or divorce.... My dad told us about how he spent 25,000 naira on his wedding in 1982 and today he is 35years with my mum happily married there's a difference between wedding and marriage.... These days weddings don't last but am writing an article about why marriages don't last in the 21st century it will hit nairaland soon

25 thousands naira was a big amount of money 35 years ago.like 5million naira today.

600k

Sell what you use the money for now.
Or you use the money fvck Toto ni?

Make una dey give credit to whom is due.
https://www.nairaland.com/3469146/final-episode-18-me-landlords#51095126

Yoruba also rep.

Edgar529:
MAMA SIKIRATU: Morenike! Morenike!
Come out let me see if you can still
waka, this boy go don use this long
thing scatter your small waist
{pointing at my groin region}
Tenant you suppose give this thing to
matured people and not small
Morenike.
The neighbours all gathered as they
await Morenike whom for no reason
decided to waste time before she came
out and when she finally did,
everybody saw that was just mere
allegation and nothing had gone wrong,
they all burst into laughter as Pa Rabiu
walked in on us and from afar shouting
as he came closer
LANDLORD: I know is Mama Sikiratu
that is disturbing our calmness in this
compound
She turned to Pa Rabiu immediately
and said
MAMA SIKIRATU: This one you carry
fish give rat! if him chop am, I will not
allow una rest for this compound
Pa Rabiu began to laugh as he clinged
to his chewing stick and said
LANDLORD: Mama Sikiratu! Is that
thing in the young boys waist that you
want to chop! as if I given you the fish
you will not chop? you have been
chopping this fish since your small and
yet you no want to remain for your
pikins to chop
She sighed as she used both hands to
hit in between her thighs, a body
language that meant “na you sabi” and
Pa Rabiu turned to me and apologised
as the crowd dispersed and I opened
my door and Morenike followed me
into the house, I became scared and
cautious as I began to teach her again,
we continued for another 10 minutes
before Morenike raised her hand to
ask me a question, I paused and
looked her and she asked
MORENIKE: Unculu can you ibasun?
I became vexed at why yoruba people
always coin their language in all that
they speak, so I queried her
ME: What is Ibasun?
MORENIKE: {smiling} Unculu can you
faaji? as in knack me well

menh! You're so good.
I'm feeling you.kontinew.

Onyinye15:
And tortoise

chai!
U Don old o.
Let settle down.

Good old times.i can read some off book.
U can't see all these indomie kids always posting rubbish, sex related topics on nl here,there were still in their teenage mother's womb.

Has anyone seen "becoming bond".
Nice movie. 8/10.

Bryan12:
I watched Queen of katwe yesterday night.
Was just fast forwarding the movie till it finally ended.was not just worth the hype

No!
U took sleeping pills before the movie.
One of the best movies have seen this year.

Time to spend our money.

And for naija here we just dey tear pvssy anyhow.

[quote author=tossie101 post=57185168][/quote]olopa ewo t'epe.

Sometimes these kind of people make you feel like a failure or not hardworking enough with the way they spend money.
There is this yahoo guy at the back of my house that ride big cars like he got the money from his sweat the day the law enforcer will catch him.smh

tossie101:
Foolish fool!.... may he rot in jail.

olopa ewo t'epe.

Again I hear dem won increase fuel price.
Wetin we do una!

Am just coming form the market and the price of food stuff was just too crazy to bear.
Beans,rice,garri among others are getting much costly.just 2 weeks ago I was complaining of the former price didn't know there will be new price today.

The only thing a sensible and pro Masses government can do is make food price affordable because this is one of the ways they can get to us.
We don't drag cars,clothes or shoes with the rich.Am pleading with APC lead government to do something about this,people are hungry. They should know"there is nothing a hungry man cannot do.

Arebiolu:
A student

when is the form for part time coming?

He can't shit.
He want to go back to prison to eat watery beans while afonja fvck his wife.

Export1:
2016 TOYOTA CAMRY SE/LE/L/XLE SEDAN 4 Door

Buy Now Price:
$ 16,880

Mileage: 21,540
Exterior Color: White
Drivetrain: 2 Wheel Drive
Engine: 4 Cylinder
Transmission: Automatic

https://www.auctionexport.com/en/Inventory/Info/2016-toyota-camry-se-le-l-xle-sedan-4-door-109846624?searchID=-1299056250#.WRXngOUrKUk

pls how much does it cost to ship it to Nigeria and clearing from custom?

1m.

heykims:
Have heard about O. Y. O. ?
NA Oyo u dey o
Lalasticlala pls nooow..

dem dey beg for FP again! Use your senses.

Including Lagos state money that your godfather stole.

Buhari doctor abroad should pls help we Nigerians and put an end to this misery.
Osinbanjo can delivery.

50 years of failure.
How many Igbo's will leave their gloomy businesses and beautiful houses in Lagos for undeveloped south hiss?

Buhari doctor abroad should pls help we Nigerians and put an end to this misery.

50years anniversary of failure.
Flatos!

Yes we will after you have jeopardized our future.

See fine girl...
Someone will now say "another pussi wasted".
Some guys sha.

Afonjashapmouth:
ogun kill u

Amadohia thunder you.