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Thank God I didn't go because it would have been a waste of ticket, but to b sincere the awards have been better than this In the past years wondered wat happened this year!

enny234: If I may ask, are u posting live from the event, or are u watching on ur television

This year's headies is arguably t'he most boring and driest in recents years, the event is very wack this year. The stage setting is bad, even the seat arrangement is below average, t'he screen showing nominees isnt constant in showing them also the host Dr. Sid and Tiwa savage arent doing t'he best of jobs. T'he Headies award didnt live up to standard, an event considered to the Grammys here in Nigeria as really disappointed and I hope the organisers can step their show up next year cause this year own is wasted!

3 Contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the
White House, where Barrack Obama lives. The 1st from
India, the 2nd from China, the 3rd Akpos from Nigeria.
They went with a White House Official to examine the
fence. The Indian took out a tape and did some
measuring, worked some figures and said; I figure the
job will cost 900 Dollars. 400 Dollars for materials, 400
Dollars for my team and 100 Dollars for me. The
Chinese did some measuring, figuring and said; I can
do it for 700 Dollars. 300 Dollars for materials, 300
Dollars for my team and 100 Dollars for me. The
Nigerian Akpos did not measure or figure. He just
leaned over to the White House Official and whispered;
2,700 Dollars. The Official said; You didn't even
measure, how did you come up with sure a high
figure?. Akpos whispered; 1,000 Dollars for me, 1,000
Dollars for you and 700 Dollars to hire the Chinese to do t'he job

Akpos the librarian
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide.
He met with Akpos the Librarian.
MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?
AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?
MUSA: I wan commit suicide!
Akpos stares at him for a while and says, “Abeg comot
for here! Who go come return the book!?”

Thanks jare, so d' those i posted above r correct abi?

2 away team wins. 1x win or draw for home side, 1 home team wins, 12 any body can win. X2 win or draw for away side.... Any additions pls?

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a
cleaner.
On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a
number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly!
The voice from the other side responded; You fool!
You've dialed the wrong number. Do you know who
you are talking to?.
Akpos replied; No.
The voice said; I am the CEO of this company.
Akpos shouted; Do you know who you are talking to?.
The CEO replied; No.
Akpos said; Good! And puts down the phone.
One word for Akpos.

Mr Apkors a lecturer in Ekiti State University decided to give his students an impromtu test, his instructions is no cancelling of already answered questions! Goodluck!
Question one?
What is your favourite food(5 marks)
Students starting writing; pizza, sprinked beef, ice cream, sharwama and all sorts of chinese delicacies!!
Question two?
How do you cook them(95 marks)
Omo come see gobe students just dey rush dey change their fav food to hot water, indomie, coco yam, rice with no soup!

Her pikin don fine pass her now!

Thanks lil sweet for ur comment, some pple just dey view and go, mk una post comment na.

AKPORS THE LECTURER. Ladies at 21 to 25 would be screening guys like MTN project fame audition................but when they approach 26 to 33 they start searching for guys like GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH....................................no be sooo?

... Union signs MoU with FG
The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) will
suspend the five months strike next week after the
union signed a Memorandum of Understanding to
that effect with Federal Government on Wednesday.
ASUU President, Dr. Nasir Fagge, who signed the
agreement on behalf of the union, confirmed to
journalists that the strike would be called off next
week following agreement signed by both parties.
Fagge said the MoU contained all the demands
presented by the union.
For details about the agreement reached, read our
article title: FG, ASUU Reach Agreement Over Strike!!

Akpors would rather put his head outside his
car window to shout instead of using his CAR HORN!

That man moyes can make Spain lose to Tahiti.

RIP Mandela

In some corners of the internet and pubs, I’ve
heard a few cheeky souls blaming Sir Alex
Ferguson for the current misfortunes at
Manchester United.
They have suggested that Fergie knew that his
current team was on its last legs and wanted to leave
on a high whilst he could, leaving both his successor
and the club in a rotten situation and thus perhaps
elevating his status even further.
This to me seems utterly preposterous! Sir Alex
clearly loved the club as he managed it for 26 years
and wouldn’t want to leave the club in a bad
situation. To my mind, Fergie realised that the club
required a reboot and due to his age maybe thought
United could do with fresh guidance to see this new
era through.
It’s not like he left the club in dire straits – I mean the
team still has Robin Van Persie and Wayne Rooney,
emerging talents like Rafael da Silva, David de Gea
and Phil Jones and experienced professionals like
Ryan Giggs, Nemanja Vidic and Patrice Evra.
He knew it needed tweaking and thought now was
the ideal time to give someone else the chance to
take the club forward and mould the club in their
image.
Poor Summer Transfer Window?
A club with United’s global reach, although they may
not have the financial muscle of say a Real Madrid,
PSG or Manchester City, can still go out there and
splash the cash.
It is clear from the start to this season, Ferguson
worked miracles with the squad and serious
investment was needed over the summer to
strengthen an aging back four and an entire new
midfield. United were linked with all sorts of players
over the summer but only Marouane Fellaini arrived.
Not only has he not cut it so far, but he wasn’t
enough!
As Adnan Januzaj has been United’s best player on
the wings, why was something not done to get rid of
the dead-wood on the wings and bring in someone
capable of terrifying defences with their
combination of skill and pace? I could go on much
further about the transfer policy.
David Moyes?
It has been well documented that Moyes seems to
have increased the intensity of the training sessions
and while Rooney has prospered, Van Persie hasn’t. It
is suspected that this change in training is at least a
contributing factor to his injury problems this season
and the first half against Fulham is evidence enough
that when those two click, not much can be done to
stop them. If those two were fit, I doubt United would
be in their current predicament.
Another thing worth mentioning is that under
Ferguson, United were known for scoring late goals
yet under Moyes, United seem to be known for
conceding them. Late goals conceded against
Southampton, Cardiff and Everton have cost United 7
points this season, putting them just outside the
“Top 4”. Some put this down to Moyes’ defensive
mentality but could it be linked to the intense
training sessions leaving them tired late in games?
In conclusion, I believe it is a combination of the
transfer window and Moyes. I just hope that United
can get things right in January so the club can move
forward, otherwise both Moyes and the club might be
in trouble.

donted: Mr man are u God? Have you been to hell b4 to see people who r there? Who r u to judge? Is there any religion in heaven? I need an urgent answer. If you don't have answer to any of these questions I suggest you carry your cross and let others carry there's.

. Mr man u don press p ooo, take a look at t'he article and u would know it wasnt written by me.

Pogba won t'he scudetto twice wit juve and helped france achieve world cup qualification, ramirez is not even in brazil first 11.

spenca: incase you oblivious of what he achieved in the past two years he was paramount to chelsea winning the champions league and this year he was again vital to their winning of the europa please kindly state what pogba achieved to surpass these in the last two years for juve

A great man on earth, i dont know much about his religion, but he his a legend here on earth, he being a pagan is btw him and God!

You will you never truly understand naija politicians
unless you are studying Zoology as a course in
school! Akpors 1914

Well if it's suarez probably deserves to be on d' list. Who b JACKSON MARTINEZ sef.

pgiddy: Wat about Luis suarez, dis UEFA peeps must be high on weed

Article Written by:
Jim Solouki & Martin Baker
Nelson Mandela, Satan’s new toy!
Greetings True Christians!
Today Nelson Mandela, former president of
South Africa, ended his worldly life and entered
the depths of Hell. Mandela was an unsaved
heathen, and died without knowing the Lord.
Not only did Mandela influence American
Democrat Barack Hussein Obama, but he
also practiced a heathen African tribal religion.
Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great
things for the nation of South Africa by ending
apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club,
unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved,
and is therefore not welcome in Heaven.
Nelson Mandela was also influenced by
Darwinism and Communism! Mandela was an
avid reader of Marx in the 1950s, and
everybody knows that God hates Communists!
Mandela allied himself with Communists and
heathen Indian Gandhi, who is also in Hell.
Instead of seeking a Christian approach to
freedom from apartheid, Mandela instead
turned entirely to heathens. In fact, Mandela
and Gandhi even are rumored to have engaged
in rampant homosexual acts with each other
while planning protests!
Nelson Mandela loved Karl Marx!
Mandela was also friendly toward Muslims,
God’s hated people!
Mandela was linked to the American Civil
Rights movement, and many members of this
movement were Muslims. Know what the
Muslims did after they got African Americans
equal rights? They crashed airplanes into
buildings and started sectarian wars in the
Middle East. Nelson Mandela was allied with
these heathen scum, and is now being
punished for his earthly mistakes.
Tonight I watched many news stations. On
every channel, they showed Africans lining the
streets of South Africa, doing happy dappy
heathen dances, perhaps in hopes that the
voodoo rain god might look with favor upon the
soul of Mandela.
Unfortunately, these savages are of the same
cloth as Mandela. Nelson Mandela may have
been a great AFRICAN nature, but by world
standards, he was rather lacking. But alas, this
is the best that Africa can do. Africa is a
heathen continent filled with heathens, and it
is no wonder that God allowed the people of
Africa to be enslaved.
a heathen dance!
I implore those Africans still living to reject the
sinful ways of Nelson Mandela and embrace
Christianity so that they might not follow
Mandela into Hell. Let us pray for the Africans,
out of love.
Dear Lord Jesus Christ, please lead the Africans
away from heathen religions and to You. Please
lead the Africans to Christianity so that they
may stop being punished with AIDS, poverty,
and dirty water, and so that they may avoid the
fate of Nelson Mandela and avoid being cast
into hell. This we pray in the name of our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.
A heartfelt Christian messages from your
friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

Weytin ramirez do sef and dat old man gerrard im time don pass jare.

spenca: this must be joke, whats pogba doing there ? is he better than ramires not to go so deep self or steven gerrad

Weytin ramirez do sef and dat old man gerrard im time don pass jare.

U cant say, roland, dere are other countries worse than naija.

Roland17: That list must be CORRUPT if Nigeria is not amongst the Top 10..

U cant say, roland, dere are other countries worse than naija.

List of documents needed for registration can be found on t'he school's website.

Op! Go back take a picture when students are there receiving lecture.

Ekiti State University will resume academic activities starting from Monday 9th of dec. as started on the school's website www.eksu.edu.ng . But only newly admitted students would be involved, i.e 2013/2014 session. They are required to start registration by Monday.

Me too oo! It is a positive tin though!

Banking ke! Bank hazards is restricted to Nigeria alone ooo!

To start, the Nordic countries are a safe bet
for business, with Denmark, Finland, Sweden
and Norway all among the least corrupt nations.
Rounding out the top five are New Zealand, tied for
first with Denmark with a score of 91, and Singapore,
tied with Norway for No. 5.
Here are the 10 least corrupt countries in the world,
according to the index:
1. Denmark
2. New Zealand (tied with Denmark for No. 1)
3. Finland
4. Sweden (tied with Finland for No. 3)
5. Norway
6. Singapore (tied with Norway for No. 5)
7. Switzerland
8. Netherlands
9. Australia
10. Canada (tied with Australia for No. 9)
What of the United States? The world’s
largest economy sits at No. 19 with a score of 73,
while its fellow Anglophones to the north and south,
Canada and Australia, are tied for 9th place with
scores of 81. (Both have dropped since last year. In
2012, Canada scored an 84 and Australia an 85.) The
United Kingdom is ranked No. 14.
Mexico, another U.S. neighbor, is listed as far more
corrupt than Canada, with a score of 34 ranking it at
106 of 177. (This reporter’s own experience suggests
the country’s low score is well-deserved.)
At the positively wretched end of the scale it’s no
surprise to see Yemen, Sudan, Syria and other Middle
Eastern and African countries. But some of their
scores look almost handsome beside the worst of the
lot: Tied for last place are Afghanistan, North
Korea and Somalia, all having scored a measly 8 on
the index.
Here are the world’s 10 most corrupt nations,
starting with the worst:
1. Somalia
2. North Korea (tied with Somalia and Afghanistan for
No. 175)
3. Afghanistan (tied with North Korea and Somalia for
No. 175)
4. Sudan
5. South Sudan
6. Libya
7. Iraq
8. Uzbekistan
9. Turkmenistan (tied with Uzbekistan and Syria for No.
168)
10. Syria (tied with Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan for No.
168)
Reuters
The 10 Most Corrupt and Least Corrupt
Countries in the World

THE FORTY BEST PLAYERS ON
THE CONTINENT (ACCORDING
TO UEFA)
GOALKEEPERS - Petr Cech,
Thibaut Courtois, David de Gea,
Manuel Neuer
DEFENDERS - David Alaba,
Giorgio Chiellini, Dante, Mats
Hummels, Branislav Ivanovic,
Philipp Lahm, Stephan
Lichtsteiner, Filipe Luis, Vincent
Kompany, Gerard Pique, Sergio
Ramos, Thiago Silva
MIDFIELDERS - Gareth Bale, Ilkay
Gundogan, Isco, Paul Pogba, Mesut
Ozil, Menaja Matic, Blaise Matuidi,
Marco Reus, Franck Ribery, Arjen
Robben, Bastian Schweinsteiger,
Yaya Toure
STRIKERS - Sergio Aguero,
Edinson Cavani, Diego Costa,
Falcao, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Robert
Lewandowski, Mario Mandzukic,
Jackson Martinez, Lionel Messi,
Thomas Muller, Cristiano Ronaldo,
Robin van Persie
The nominees were chosen by
UEFA.com staff writers on the
basis of their performances for a
European club or national side in
2013.

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