₦airaland Forum

cramminq reminds me of calculus in '3 idiots'

teacher draws Car on the board.
Orders you to push it to the edge of the board.
Inability to push = kobokolashing.

In d hostel...if caught sneaking out and in. Na die b dat.
Patron brings out big bath(gorodom ) and orders you to go about 1km to a stream with a fork and fill it up

in dininq room..if caught making noise.. Nxt na to sweep the football field clean

qualified:
That's good!
Minus one to APC

minus one to APC = minus hundred to PDP

Cmanforall:
*Called INEC= Independent 'Nigeria' Electoral Committee.

he shud av calld it inPDPendent nigeria electoral commitee

FriedPlantain:
ogini?

ur uxaname is Hilarious

friedplantain ?

dy want WAR

emusmith:
hard to believe ey ...

na boring services and borinq pastors dy cause am

emusmith:
snoring ke?

lol... D tin wey 1 dy c 4 church...na die.
Xum ppu sef go sleep off and fall 4rm chair.

malam iceprince

sleeping & Snoring

Tolexander:
not only you.

PDP has been dribbling over 170million nigerians for the past 16years.

Since PDP sabi dribble, why can't we draft the party to replace JJ Okocha in the super eagles cos we've not got a dribbler like him since he left.

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Hypocrisy.
Visiting them to campaign secretly and claims he is not campaigning..
Why didnt he visit last year or 2years back ?!

C what Low self esteem cost this guy.
His LIFE.

Too bad.

SAI BUHARI

PDP, FAYOSE & CO. ARE DOOMED

jayfolarin:
Lagos state is 48years old. Ambode has worked for lagos for 27years out of that 48. All the developmental strides that has been witnessed in lagos over the past years has had akinwunmi Ambode actively involved in them. Lagos state that we all can testify to its developmental strides today had Ambode at the heart of revenue generation for more than 2decades.
Agbaje on the other hand has never been involved in government either through political appointment or elections. His private firm, JK pharmacy that has been run for 30years has till date not expanded past a corner shop that it started as. This is also a man that has failed in tax payment on more than one occasion. He allegedly wants the functioning projects and bodies of this present administration (lawma and others) halted just because it was an opposition project.
We have tried a supposed 'gentleman' in pres. Goodluck and have been left utterly disappointed by his abysmal performance in piloting the affairs of this nation. Lagos can not be tried and deceived with a 'gentleman' look. The company of obanikoro, bode George et all is more than enough to rid agbaje of my vote. Look at what is happening in Ekiti today.
IhaveDecided to vote wisely. iHaveDecided to #saveLagos.

gbam

tanks to God.

Durent:
She is not even pretty

is ur gf/wife as fine as she is?!

badt.

liar.... Xo aw was d audiorecording gotten? Xo it was mixed right?
PDP PARTY OF DECEIVERS.
Peoples Deceiving Party

sai Buhari.

midolian:
Anoda madman on the loose

laugh dun tear my belle .

*hol am,hol am b4 e enta market... Brinq d chain, fast ... Oya lash am wid d holy cane*

ernecy:
People are wicked

walai.

one uni. Student.
But she had d airplane converted to 250M Cash.

sai Buhari.

laff wan tear my belle o