₦airaland Forum

He trusts in God.
A thousand shall fall by the left..ten thousand by the right But It shall not come near me.

dy shud take d March to sambisa

glorified secondary schl.

again...d PDP will say APC sponsored this writeup.Expecting Okupe to say this.
GEJ-led government just hate to hear the truth..anyone who criticizes their government automatically becomes an Enemy.
When OBJ did so..he was called a Tout..days later when he attended GEJ daughter's wedding which insinuated support for GEJ.. he was referred to as the' Father of the nation who means well for all Nigerians' hypocriticism..!!

I will say that Nigeria dnt practise democracy but have invented its own democracy.. Any1 who criticizes you bkums a paid agent,an enemy etc.

May God help us all.

God answers prayers!

grinx.

funny but educative.

madness at itz peak
lwkmd. D 4ny tin is they should be heading to Abuja 4rm Lagos.

Weed is great.

olorun maje
tufiakpa
God 4bid

The Mike-Tyson Woman..
The one who can fight

bad

hotfl

buygala:
FAT WOMEN EVERYWHERE
Shey gym no dey the Omole ni? .. see how they are looking like sacks of potatoes

xum ppl. Just big like mad..

7)A man can go outside with just
boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they
secretly wish they could go outside
with their bare bosom and
experience the incomperable breeze of nature

tank God i was born a Male.
Women wahala much die.

GeneralB:
lol.....so wat category do u belong?

i never marry tho

dnt bliv d price tags.
Picture of d money or statement of account or idonbilivit.

op many of d people you mentioned above are 'Horsebands' nt Husbands. Dy are animals.

FriedPlantain:
e-diaaaat !

hilarious username..
Friedplantain

#PostValentineMakeUpLines
Baby I heard in the news that Boko Haram was planning to
disrupt Valentine. I
was scared for you..i just discovered itz fake..ThunderFAYAdevil baby.

baby i swear on banky W's head i
didn't know they
postponed d elections..God punish devil #PostValentineMakeUpLines

i'm sorry bae. i sent "come
over",but autocorrect changed it to "its
over" #PostValentineMakeUpLines

Baby it was a wrong message, it
was meant for my
choir director, I was telling him
about service. IT'S
OVER #PostValentineMakeUpLines

ThanK God ur name is Omolara
Beatrice Ibidun and not Jude Ezekiel Amadi Gift(JEGA), U r d
mikel OBI of my life,slowing down
spiritual attacks in
my life #PostValentineMakeUpLines.

Babe...how could I say itz over just bkos you use brooms..infact the brooms is helping me sweep away demons from my home. I was under the spell of Ogogoro #PostvalentineMakeUpLines.

Baby...I swear..my phone dropped inside water and started malfunctioning. How can i say itz over?
#PostValentineMakeUpLines

baby..how could accuse you of lacking patience? I didnt knw they were chasing me 4rm the village.
#PostValentineMakeUpLines.

You can add yours Valentine evaders.


cc: lalasticlala,obinoscopy

friedplantain

profjustine458:
Una think say na only Una sabi selfie!!!

*falls from okro tree and rolls wid lafta*

teebillz...dy chop d life of ur head.

lwkmd

looks weird but i'll try all

cc: lalasticlala,obinoscopy.

ki Olohun sanu wa

the driver na die o.

install a cheetah application on it.
But only the Cheetah itself can install it

lwkmd..
nigerians sha.

d dog is in the spirit

Skako:
u were but can know unless u see change

u are using fone to type instead of lapy u said u ar not in bondage

wetin dis 1 dy yarn?!
I use both phone nd lappy.

taxpayers' money?!