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ukaface:
Be like muyiwa dey craze

Igbo gal no come out 2moro if you no want make I make you my housewife

isaiahethan:
Mama chukwudi na condemn olosho, agbero breakfast lunch and dinner

I never see agbero fúck ibo woman b4

placeofallure:
Your mum, your grandma and great grandma, your sister, wife, daughter, niece, female cousin, your kinswomen, all of them are stupid women. Tell them to shut up. Omo Ale, Omo at'oko wa ba Ile je!

Not your f^cking business who I support!

pretender oshi. After forming good woman on nairaland, your true color is out

joeeee240:
I keep telling men this. Marrying a virgin has no correlation that she won't cheat


She may not be satisfied... she may not cum etc
And it's also not by big gbola but how you use it

In fact many virgins will cheat when they get married cause the curiosity to taste another dick will be high

so who should we marry then? Hookup gals?

GloriousGbola:
Family is greater than physics
Family is greater than hard vacuum
Family can phase through solid matter


Your argument is invalidated by the power of family.

family will perish when nature takes its course. Can family survive on pluto?

phr0nesis:
On which surface?
Sand and rocks?
Seems you want to end family

which is your best stunt in the entire F and F franchise? Mine is the dropping cars

UyaiIncomparabl:
We keep trying.

so you watch football. I used to think you were not sport inclined cos you come off as a boring type and someone who is uninterested in outdoor activities. Having you as wife on matchday won't be a bad idea

who won?

Kaycee7:
We can give them water based on say they battled on snow and ice in Fate of the Furious. Na fire remain

fire has no definite surface. The temperature according to isaac newton's law of relative thermostat is 11000°c. No human except aliens from the outermost universe thousands of miles from earth can survive the thermodynamics of heat energy. They will burn.

phr0nesis:
They have battled on land, in the air, but they haven't touched fire and water. Omo stories still choke

I want to see them race in Mars. I hear it supports vehicular locomotion

sisisioge:
Awwww....happy birthday to the little angel. May God bless her years bountifully

I can't wait to impregnate you?

hosemujica:
The pikin get papa but na all low key things.

she no fúck the papa. na surrogate tins

maureensylvia:
Wow
Never knew she had a baby ma ya fokwa nke 2yrs

Happy birthday cutie

I'm already craving for a baby🤭

I'm at your service ma. My big black cóck is up to the task when you are ready

IyaebeTheGreat:
I admire those men a lot, the annoying thing about you young men is you don’t watch your diet and drink heavily as well. Fitness is bae, I wish to grow very old with my better half in good health and wealth.

how many kids will you want if I intend to impregnate you?

andrewbaba44:
Some football facts we should all agree on

Vinicius owns Liverpool
Salah owns man united
Muller owns Barca
Messi owns united and Madrid
Ronaldo owns Bayern
KDB owns chelsea
Son owns mancity

Dundee United owns Barca. Go and verify

kendrick93:
Good.
That woman Nancy must be a crook.
No rom-com should cost a $150m.
Like what??
Netflix even made a mistake agreeing to the previous $130m...
Way way too much

10 most expensive romantic comedies ever made. As put together by pajibadotcom

1. How Do You Know: (Budget: $120 million)

2. Sex and the City 2 : (Budget: $100 million)

3. Fun with Dick and Jane: (Budget: $100 million)

4. Bewitched : (Budget: $85 million)

5. It’s Complicated: (Budget: $85million)

6. The Holiday : (Budget: $85 million)

7. Something’s Gotta Give: (Budget: $80 million)

8. 50 First Dates: (Budget: $75 million)

9. What Women Want : (Budget: $70 million)

10. Hitch : (Budget: $70 million)

oyaskii:
Yeah.. it's a standalone movie adapted from the series.

If you enjoyed the movie, you might enjoy the series as well so i reckon you give it a go. 5 seasons so far but in the British tv serial tradition, it's just 20 episodes across those 5 seasons so an easy binge.

rate idris Elba as an actor?

OhBritannia:
Yeah i have seen the movie.
One of my favorites scarlet's movie 😎😎😎

Mehn i just want to see her face again In any new movie, i miss her.

I think i am in love with scarlet Johansson. 😎😎😎😎

do you believe the ten percent capacity brain use theory

LUCY
Ohbritannia, scarlet was here

Jodera:
Hopefully... Thank goodness it's Emirates

what happened to Emile Smith Rowe?

airmark:
We are talking about conceding 7 goals in a match without scoring back. Don't distract us please.

why are you running away from facts? coward

airmark:
Obviously you are confused.

Why did your useless Burnthisleaguedown team collect 7 goals without scoring back against an Epl team, in a Ucl knockout match?

did you remember what Bayern did to Chelsea in 2020?

Leyqute:
Name the team and players.

Bolton wanderers

Ballzproblem2:
After buying Endrick for €70M, Real Madrid are concerned about their goal drought at Palmeiras and have sent director Juni Calafat to Brazil to lift the 16-year-old's spirits at this difficult time.


dodged a bullet on this one ,this why you don't spend millions like that on teenagers , especially strikers

isn't it too early? The boy is too young to be put on pressure

airmark:
Enzo has a sharp vision, and our attackers will now have confidence to run behind defenders to get to scoring positions.

they say he's the next Paul scholes