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RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 4:43pm On Jul 10, 2017
Tahrah:
I don't know the rest you talking about.lipsrsealed tongue
Keep thinking about it. You have now till dec cool
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 3:32pm On Jul 10, 2017
Tahrah:
Leyin iyen nko?
Straight to the.........you know the rest!
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 12:18pm On Jul 10, 2017
Tahrah:
I'm fine and you?
Am fine too.
Oya show me your face wink
Fi oju e han mi
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 10:45am On Jul 10, 2017
Tahrah:
huh
How are you cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies: Stop Saying You Were Used And Dumped by teesmarth(m): 10:26pm On Jul 09, 2017
pocohantas:
No matter how hard you guys try to deceive yourself with that we bleeped each other line...we all know it's a lie.

Guys feel used when they spend lots of money on a girl and she dumps them. Girls feel used when they invest their emotions and body, only to get dumped.

So, don't come here to comment just for cheap liks.
Some people actually get used in a relationship. Don't promise anybody things you can't fufil. Don't give false hopes.

There is a reason the average guy will feel cheated when he isn't getting sex in a relationship and an average girl would feel cheated if her man never shows some care materially or commitment.

It's a woman that will be drinking postinor2.
It's a woman that might get pregnant and probably do an abortion.
You can't come here and claim they bleeped each other, then go on another thread to judge girls bodycount. That defies logic.
You can deceive yourselves, but not me. Women tend to lose more emotionally. Allow them express themselves.
You made lil sense. Ur idea all boils down to money for sex. Guys give money, girls give sex

But what about a lady that initiate sex all the time.

And when it's time for break up

She cries of being used
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 3:37pm On Jul 09, 2017
Tahrah:
Skiborobo skiboo.Skiborobo skiboo.
Oshey baddest.
Bamii loke,e darijinmi ke.
Awon nlders yii o fe je ki n lo si church.sad

Same to you,Rola 1 of Nl.smiley
Omo igboro leleyi huh
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2017
illuminated93:
Hope you know she's a runs girl. Don't go discussing hi hi,just ask what it takes to have her over .
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
And have you been there before
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 3:10pm On Jul 08, 2017
Lalas247:
Tell me embarassed
That one is confidential grin grin grin grin
Let me send you a pm
RomanceRe: This Is For All The Single Ladies On Earth. by teesmarth(m): 3:02pm On Jul 08, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy

#TeamSINGLELadies
#TeamTightHole
#TeamNeverBeenKissedNeverBeenTouched
#TeamSelfMade
ABEEEG, read my shirt... cool
Your shirt appears like maize in a bottle for a cockrell smiley
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by teesmarth(m): 2:54pm On Jul 08, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Lips: 3
Afro Hair: 5
Eyes:3
Facial expression: (too serious)- 6
Shirt: -3 (the color combination making u even sober)
Phone camera: -5 (not very clear)

So, lets add & subtract grin
11- 6-3-5= ooopp -3 (Final Result) lipsrsealed
Am sure it's not statistics you studies in school smiley
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by teesmarth(m): 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Lips: 3
Afro Hair: 5
Eyes:3
Facial expression: (too serious)- 6
Shirt: -3 (the color combination making u even sober)
Phone camera: -5 (not very clear)

So, lets add & subtract grin
11- 6-3-5= ooopp -3 (Final Result) lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by teesmarth(m): 2:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
Lionessza:
Lmfao@ the most handsome guy. Then nairaland must be fukc$d lol. 2/10 and I'm being generous grin.
Lol
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by teesmarth(m): 2:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
LivinaPatrick:
Are u serious?
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 2:44pm On Jul 08, 2017
Lalas247:
Hey teesmarth Na ur real face be that undecided
Lol. I no go tell you my other moniker. Am faceless there and you won't believe its me grin cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 9:02am On Jul 08, 2017
Lalas247:
U wey villiage people done table ur matter ... oya confess how many don waka go grin
Hey bumbae.....Na your real face be this undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Signs Your Village People Don't Want You To Have A Girlfriend by teesmarth(m): 8:53am On Jul 08, 2017
optional1:
Tosyne u not organized today why?


D for d!ck
SMH huh
RomanceRe: Men How Do You Feel When A Lady Asks You Out by teesmarth(m): 11:51pm On Jul 06, 2017
tosyne2much:
What reply do you expect from ladies who are still living in fantasies and those who are still enjoying the chase they're getting from random guys?

Throw this same question to matured ladies and you will be astonished towards their replies
Different strokes for different folks

The lady specie are in variety
RomanceRe: Men How Do You Feel When A Lady Asks You Out by teesmarth(m): 11:28pm On Jul 06, 2017
Jennygiveme:
And why should i ask a guy out? It Seems strange to me.
Nothing is strange under the clouds of this earth dear.

The world is much bigger than the way you perceive it.

The first lady that asked me out was great and beautiful.

Anyway I cant say i felt anything special about it.

Just normal.......no biggie.

I just had to give it some time before we hit it off
RomanceRe: Please What's The Name Of This (picture) by teesmarth(m): 11:15pm On Jul 06, 2017
Safiaa:
when your ass is that size, it doesn't sit up right like that. Its the same with boobs, when its big it tends to sag a little. Her ass is too perky for that size. Its been surgically enhanced. Either a butt lift or fat transfer.
Hmmn. How do you know so much.
I guess yours must be massive smiley
CelebritiesRe: "Adewale Adeleke Had Sex With Pam In London" - Kiran Matharoo by teesmarth(m): 6:30pm On Jul 01, 2017
Papiikush:
Pussý has always been the downfall of men.
You are always everywhere why ?
RomanceRe: We So "Dope" In Our Family (photos) by teesmarth(m): 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2017
This would be my 1st comment on any of this niggas thread. Sometimes I wonder why he gets so much bashing from people. I always try to understand things from his own point of reasoning but couldn't at any time comprehend until i realized he has an INFERIORITY COMPLEX SYNDROME probably from his upbringing, environment and background. Socially, physically and mentally. Cheers!.....Please free him. Even he himself doesn't knows he has a problem or suffering from something. To him everything seems normal
RomanceRe: by teesmarth(op): 8:40pm On Jun 04, 2017
ArchEnemy:
Is this husband scarcity really true?

But people are getting married na
The ratio of the unmarried to married is incomparable
Romance by teesmarth(op):

RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by teesmarth(m): 10:52pm On Jan 03, 2017
Genea:
lolx, no tnx
Howfar cheesy I hope you had plenty fun. Winks*. U no see me. Na me be that guy @ the back of that babe beside that dude dancing around that nigga in blue polo beside the yellow table around the back of the front of that black chick sitting with a bottle on the center of the middle of that purple chair grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by teesmarth(m): 8:07am On Dec 27, 2016
Hehehe. The reason for the empty table is due the cost price grin of drinks in all those bars around that place. I think Rhapsody bar should be adjacent that place where a single bottle of beer ranges around 2 to 3k. Money wey i go use buy one krate. Lol
vizkiz:
About the empty table...if you are familiar with that bar you will know the reason why the table is empty... They don't allow littered tables and its not until we upload pictures of so many bottles before it shows we had fun...

For those saying "they are kids" that's very silly and it is a sign of immaturity from your end. If you are too old or mature for Nairaland, please deactivate your monikers/accounts and go register in Old peoples nursing homes, there are a handful of them in USA.
They usually have old people group discussions too. cheesy

About the upcoming nairaland beach party
PoliticsRe: Amosun Building Multibillion Private House - Emmanuel Ojo (Pics) by teesmarth(m): 2:41pm On Oct 22, 2016
Dongreat:
It's a shame that with all the bright minds, touts, cultist and hard hungry men, Nigerians can't come together to carry out a peaceful protest at first before going bonkers into full revolution.
They will continue to steal, rape and spit on our posterity because we are too afraid of nothing, we are tribalistic, we all emulate to be thieves like em someday, we are all illiterates of democracy, our dignity can be bought cheaply, we are too religious, and brainwashed to think they are our solutions

Nairalanders keep insulting him and other looters by typing "thunder fire you", "your thunder is doing push up", and "God will fight for us", but nothing will happen. Thunder will not fire him, and God has already fought for us by giving to us both natural and Human Resources, what you do with it it's not his (God) concern.
Your words are true. And thoughts exactly with mine. My house used to be behind that building then. Its a complex and its kinda private than state. But that doesn't justify the op's intent
RomanceRe: Meet The Handsome Abuja Based Guy Who Has Won Affection From Ladies Online. PICS by teesmarth(m): 10:00pm On Oct 11, 2016
Okay. Nice one, we've got the Gene
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Mr Ricket, His School Teacher Meet [PICS+VIDEO] by teesmarth(m): 11:53am On Oct 08, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Good for am__Just like the poster below me make I catch my Teacher (uncle Uche to be precise) for corner I go wipe am slap for all the pankere wey e dey always use yansh me grin[/color]
Lool. But how una dey sabi wetin a next poster will post above or below especially. How una dey do dat tin sef
FamilyRe: I Thank God I Didn't Marry Her by teesmarth(m): 11:56pm On Sep 12, 2016
techJ:
Instead of you both to learn the lesson from the story you are busy trying to justify an obviously bad mindset.

"If viola married a "Dangote" after dumping him, he won't be writing all that." Well NEWS FLASH: she didn't and that is the reality.
My point exactly. Ladies as such rarely meet people like dangote during their lifetime, slim chances of 1 out of 10. Life has a way of balancing things up
RomanceRe: Dark Side Of Dating Broke Dudes by teesmarth(m): 9:45pm On Aug 25, 2016
LuvU2:
So because i am a girl i shouldnt hv a well to do man by my side? I shouldnt have a choice? But the broke dude shd hve the choice of having a girlfriend? Foul reasoning based on double standards.

Sorry, women hve been marrying rich responsible men for security since time immemorial. Nd there aint nothing u can do about it.
If u are the one on your dp den u deserve a ready made man true true lol. But u too work with ur lazy bones so dat e go fit balance like dat. Make u nogo carry last on the long run
RomanceRe: Dark Side Of Dating Broke Dudes by teesmarth(m): 9:25pm On Aug 25, 2016
Caprigal:
@Nairaland broke dudes please feel free to vent and pour your frustrations on the thread because truth hurts.

As a lady what you have to deal with while dating a broke guy

1. Having to take public transport after seeing him. He can't drive you home cos no car.

2. The nicest date you've been on is at his house because when you two actually go out to fancy places you feel guilty about spending the little money he has.

3. No nice gifts, no random surprise presents to spoil you, he doesn't sporadically shower you with gifts.

4. The dudes shitty and embarrasing sense of style.

5. Him overcompensating by offering fake deep conversation and really really good sex.

6. He will also have the audacity to wonder why you are not madly, head over heels in love with his worthless ass. Hello? Why should you be? Men like submissive and obedient women while women like men that can protect and provide for them. Its biological and it isn't changing anytime soon so accept it and move on.

7. Prepare to hear him explain why its better to have your honeymoon in the comfort of your bedroom and not a fancy hotel or exotic country.
Its very simple. Let broke guys date broke gurls and rich guys date rich gurls. No gurl has the right to call any guy broke so far u are not making any penny urself and vice versa. Its a mutual tin. Thats the equity
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NECO Coordination Starts In August 2016. Earn Up To N15,000 - Mpyaw by teesmarth(m): 5:12pm On Aug 16, 2016
jimmyroger:
Anyone going to poly ibadan cbt center tomorrow?
what message did u get as regards to that venue

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