₦airaland Forum

herbie27:
I jst hate the taste of anything that has alcohol, bt wen i do, it's for a reason i won't tell....

we all know wetin u wan do

HateU2:
lol, continue dreaming

Dreams sometimes manifest to reality

estyvino:
Ask Lai(lie) Mohammed

That one go still lie again for the matter na

A nation that her entire populace tells lies the most in the world on daily basis Guys let's have your opinion

Bbsharon:
it's recommended .
Are you shortsighted?

Gimme 1st na

smileysmiley:
That statement is related to obsessed people, my ex used to say it a lot while we were dating and I started believing him cause truth be told, he was near perfect. I feel he was a little bit obsessed though. I wonder if he still stalks me on Nairaland sef, he is a guest and will always stalk my every comment. No two people are the same though so I don't see any reason why I'll find someone like my ex.

. Every one is unique in their own kind of way. Attributes may be similar but Persons are different

CindyeMerAld:
lmao

Hmmn. M.match

Switch the gear to reverse and start pedalling bit by bit Until the car slows down.

Bbsharon:
Like seriously they do.

Hey, I like your spec will you dash me, it might fit me too.

Foxycute:
Best post eva read on nairaland... You said it all dear.... D main reason why dat viz guy is attacking you he is into similar tin das why he ain't seeing it as big deal..

Lol. No mind am, before dat Im eye be like orangutan

Na every guy dey single nowadays even the married ones and pastors like me

Suigeneris93:
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Fake post

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

Jadekitana Nice one. She is truly a gurl with a guys mentality,1000likes, one of the best post have come across so far. Its nothing but the bitter truth. Not all girls are hooes, only hoes will take it personal. Vizkiz u are a disgrace to manhood na ur kind dey mumu turn maga for broke bitches con dey drink garri later

Op alwaz writing about ladies. Woman wrapper. Lol. Why u cum frown like dis

nikkypearl:
who bikini epp? bikini or no bikini i am very proud of my awesome body !*tongue out*

Na my kitchen that your awesome body go end

Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww Hmmn. I saw your comment on a particular thread yesterday and I sent

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone!

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too?

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant this is the funniest
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut?

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen

Hmmn. I saw your comment on a particular thread yesterday and I sent you a pm but I must confess I regret I did so after reading this post. To me this post seems about you praising yourself. I just checked your picture which I honestly never did yesterday. The thing is you don't have to blow your horn. There are a lot of ladies on here that are way prettier than you and would never put up about themselves. Stay humble. Beauty + humility + intelligence = Maturity. Be cool!

Maybe op is ugly

So what about the effects of naira on nairaland. What happens now ?

That is a stvpid love tho

Chestar5:
Love doesn't ask why



It speaks from the heart


And never explains


Don't you know that


Love doesn't think twice


It can come all at once
Or whisper from a distance


Don't ask me if this feeling's right or
wrong



It doesn't have to make much sense


It just has to be this strong


'Cause when you're in my arms I
understand


We don't try to have a voice


When our hearts make the choices


There's no plan


It's in our hands

As for me. Akure is next after lagos & indeed parts of ibadan, cos ibadan is too big to conclude randomly. The good to bad parts is like 35% - 65%. Truly abeokuta now has road networks dan akure but dat dosnt judge it all. In terms of all round development, neatness, co-ordination, beauty & urbanization akure is way far up & better dan abeokuta. I currently serve in abeokuta tho. And as for osogbo and ado-ekiti. draw-draw. Lol

Hope they continue fighting after the fall

sugarp:
Will take lag bus tomorrow from akwanga. See ya in camp.

see ya too

I think this guy is posting under the influence of alcohol. #drunkard#