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Preciousgirl:
1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use
2.man that can't cook
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed
4. Man that has a baldhead
5. Man with yellow teeth
6.man with mouth odour
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count
8.vegetarian man
9.man whose poo smells too bad
10 man that licks pussssy
111.bowlegged man
12. MMan I am taller than



The above are disqualified

biacan:
WTF are you trying to say that you did it in a right manner like seriously WTF you need to be thought somethings

tosyne2much:
Thank you my brother

jaksmillioniar:
guy are u sick are u a demon. pls stop this rubbish

edimolu:
you had the effrontery to bash one's grammar but have no brains to stop giving the aforementioned monikers unnecessary mention!

jaksmillioniar:
am on ban even wen my ban finish i never want to come here cos i just get angry wit things i see here u see mature pple actin as babies. am a mature guy and i decide i nid to change level cos i try to be humble most take advantage of me begin to say rubbish to me. small tins like makede lawla and all.is a new year i forgiv all. i do dis for us to rememba dat no mata how u hate each oda is a new year let old tins pass away. i thank God for life.i feel sad a guy here start de year wit us but is now away wit God i know his family will feel pain dis period God make dem happy. let make peace cos i neva wish to enta d year wit hate cococandy i know u hate me pls let make peace rosalieene i knw u hate me let make peace. biafrabushboy and amarabae i knw u hate ursef dingbang and adewumiopeyemi pls forgive ursef. amarabae and airforce1 airforce1 and genea pls make peace. edimolu and lezz let make peace. falconey and vizkiz let make peace sinaj and jonaifame22 i knw sinaj feel pains cos he expose her secret mhisbliss nad berlynn and makydebbie. mhisbliss and itsjude. itsjude and biafrabushboy i knw u hate urself. laveda i wish to be a friend vizkiz but apologies for stealing my blogs. makydebbie u act sweet to me bfor in my birthday blog last year u tell me sweet tins dis year bad words. did u know u hurt me. skarlett cococandy chumzypinkytrustyshoess happy new year in AAdvanc. i will no longer be in romance rums but family sex and diary.

jaksmillioniar:
u are d thief here not me so fuk out

jaksmillioniar:
author=Teewhydalegend post=64114246] guy grow up am too mature for this am out
So pathetic!

jaksmillioniar:
guy last warning am not responsible for ur pain of living in poverty so kip off

jaksmillioniar:
u guy stop dis stop rubbishing my name are u sick in ur brain

jaksmillioniar:
am a mature guy i will reply u wen u pass 30 in age i cant be exchanhing wit my last brother age. i let u go

jaksmillioniar:
I know that many ladies will not like this thread but the truth is bitter they say. These are perfect signs that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheets with someone elseNote:These signs don't work forbadoos
1. She smells of semenFor those of us who have high sense of smell than that of a shark will attest to this. As for me, I can smell semen on a lady's body even if she's 100km away. This mostly happens when a lady fails to shower or clean up herself aftermath of thedeed
2. She rushes to the bathroomJust when your girlfriend returnsfrom somewhere and the first thing she does is rush to the bathroom to clean up and sleep afterwards, something suspicious is happening.
3. She smiles sheepishlyThe moment she sets her eyes on you after sleeping with someone else she will be smiling sheepishly even when situation does not warrant that smile. This may be due to guilty conscience.
4. She tries to avoid eyes contact with YouAnother sign that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheet with another dude is that she will avoid eyes contact with you during conversation. Try just to give her a suspicious look and you would notice discomfort printed on her face.
5. Her shirt looks Rough and DirtyThe region of the left and right side of her breast pockets will be slight rough and dirty since na that region guys dey squeezepass. Though, this may only be visible when she's putting on a white shirt. I noticed this when my friend's visitor came out of his room yesterday
6. She would turn down your advancesJust after she has made love with another person and you try to coerce her into love making, she won't be excited to have intimacy with you. She will always look for an excuse tellingyou how tired she is, or she's not in the mood.
7. She spends more time in the toiletLet's assume she normally poo poo for 10 minutes but one day she returns from somewhere and goes to the toilet and spends up to one hourThis shows that something is wrong which might be what we are talking about
8. She starts nagging unnecessarily She flares up the moment you ask what kept her so long. She will go mad telling you to stop getting her upset with you irrelevant question and that you don't trust her to have asked such a question
9. Her lipstick is wiped offAnother way to know that she just got laid with someone else is that her lipstick will be wiped off. Let's assume she applied heavy lipstick before going out and on returning back her heavily applied lipstick disappears, there's high tendency that she has locked her lips with someone else.
10. Her make up is freshly appliedAnother sign to watch out for is that her make-up is freshly applied. Her hair will be well packed, her clothes well adjusted and sprays perfume. Person wey commot in the morning dey return back in the evening and the make-up is freshly applied. This shows there's possibility that she reapplied the make-up after the deed was done so that you won'tsmell something

ReinaFarine:
Oh my gosh... The way this guy is always hyped on NL... I used to think he was one clean well to do nigger with a big ass apartment having different rooms... And proper furniture..

He lives in a room and palour with outer wiring... So whether he built it or he's tenting the place looks like a ghetto.. He's using the #1000 curtain I used in two hundred level... Matress (not bed) on the floor... And with the way you threw your electronics together... The decor sense of a little boy.

Chai!!!

Niggas be broke AF...

I frankly didn't see any freshness here though... But it is better than the ones living in daddy's house and snapping pictures of their father's car as show off..

Being independent is cool but..
Bitch be humble... You ain't shit

Benita27:
Courtesy demands she accepts his apology, if that's what he calls it. Anyone would've done that. Now, my problem with him was the undertone with which he wrote it. Perhaps, Pocohantas chose to ignore that but if not that I corrected that notion, ignorant peeps would've assumed they dated.

bella01:
This is incredible.. Most guys can't even do this
This explains one adage I use to know 'what a man can do, a woman can do even better'.

whowhokwara:
You can use Google Cloud's Container Engine, You'll save time setting up ubuntu packages and you'll have time to sex her, thank me later.

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