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CrisNews12:
'In 2020, He Called Me Ugly And Skinny' – Nigerian Lady Flaunts Her Curvy Look

https://pejoweb.com/articles.php?epr=view&pagename=1661342587039In2020HeCalledmeUglyandSkinny039NigerianLadyFlauntsHerCurvyLookCrisben.html

Iyasaburi:
She is single.
I am a God fearing person and I fear karma

victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...

Iyasaburi:
This is my story o



I lend 20k to a lady who I was not involved with sexually, based on compassion and good neighbourliness, but along the lines, one thing lead to another and sex happened between us.

Just a one time thing o.



A month after that, I asked her for my money which has fallen due over 2 weeks and she told me that she is not owing me again. What nonsense! For what?



Can you imagine, my people.

20k for just one round in this harsh economy.



My people, but this not fair nah. It's like, I will go all out to embarass her in the neighborhood, because I seriously need my money.



We never agreed to use the sex as settlement for the loan. How can she now be holding my money hostages?



Some women are simply heartless!

dayoscape:
Hmmm
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KiNg0G:
no more respect from this kids.

small pickin they born 2000, dey wave car key for my front
say if I cough, I go use my teeth take bite my tongue.
I nor fit talk, I won load am slap but.. I reason am.. if It cast now..
people when dey my back noe too hold like that, because them be old layers.
old gangsters when start the game, since everywhere Cold for them side's..no need to disturb them with problem except update.
so I just got maintain.
shake my head, omo I feel the pain..
reminiscing back in the days, when I was their age.
I still got some respect left, saved intact for elders who needs it.
despite the money, despite the chains.
never for once, did I raised my voice.. against men who were above my age.
buh fûck it things don change.

Daniel9955:
It was a terrible moment for the Nigerian female footballers, Super Falconet bow out of the FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup after losing their match to Netherland last Sunday. In a video, the head coach, Chris Danjuma has earlier said, his players lost the match because they could not maximize the opportunity well.

Recently, a popular Nigerian journalist and sports television presenter, Colin Udoh, took to his social media page to give an update about the Super Falconets movement.

Read more...

Houstency:
According to the recently released Global Liveability Index for 2022, Lagos state ranks the 2nd worst liveable city in the world after Damascus, Syria. Shitman said Tinubu will replicate it nationally, Olorun ma je!!



https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/worlds-most-liveable-cities-2022/

Copied: https://twitter.com/thekaysie/status/1562290717933727744?t=siNTVS_A_xhv2YFTxeKMIg&s=19[/quote]NA WA OOOOO

Crisbenson:
'He Left Me Because I Was Ugly' — Lady
Shares Transformation Photos Years After Boy Broke Her Heart

“He rejected me because I was ugly, a tomboy, and too loud.”

siofra:
I've seen gay men who are jealous of women and hate them.

I see them on 4chan

judithjam:
Peter obi should focus on the north

Onitemhi:
that wont solve the fucking problem sir

Onitemhi:
even though they are jackassess

Ebinaija:
Watch|| Lady Records Herself Removing Underwear After Being Dumped By Boyfriend, Vows To Curse His ManH00d

Woman removes panty after being dumped by boyfriend. An embittered Ghanaian lady invoked the wrath of the gods on her alleged boyfriend after he dumped her and ended their relationship.

The lady who is disgruntled filmed herself in her living room reminding the ex-boyfriend called, Amankrado that he came out of the woman’s v@g!na for that matter, she will curse him using the same place.

She declared that Amankrado’s manh00d will not function again and when he thrusts his manh00d in a woman’s honeypot, it will be inflicted with many diseases that can’t be cured.

The unnamed lady removed her pant whilst laying the curses on her ex-boyfriend who used her engine mercilessly and dumped her.

Watch the video below: https://www.mcebiscoo.com/watch-lady-records-herself-removing-underwear-after-being-dumped-by-boyfriend-vows-to-curse-his-manh00d/

Onitemhi:
pls help me out oo

A no dey watch porn and my prick dey stand from time to time !!
Pls what can cause it and how can i cotrol it

Bmaster:
Omo,na so I took the one I took yesterday (3 pills of sildenafil Viagra and vit.c with folic acid,then come flush it down with fearless energy drink.
After the first round of knack with joy,which normally don't last long then my thing no gree stand again for the second round.
I ask joy to give me a bj,she refused citing the fact that she will puke.
She used her hand instead,but to no avail.she try all she could but my boy no gree raise head,I discharge her of her duties and give her #1500 and let her go.
Some drugs na weyrey

FatherOfJesus:
vawulence 101
So maded in a benbestic order

ijustdey:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/8/man-allegedly-beats-up-lady-in-bayelsa-for-refusing-to-have-sex-with-him-after-collecting-n5000.html

FatherOfJesus:
Contrary to the false notion that Tinubu and Lagos State government built Eko Atlantic City, the city us actually owned and financed by a private firm owned by a Lebanese investor called Gilbert Chagoury.

He's also the owner of Eko hotels and suites.

BadNews:
Friends And Colleagues are mourning a young man, Khaleel Sulaiman, who died in a motor accident in Plateau State, Reports.

The Deceased Took to Facebook on Sunday night, August 21, and wrote; As Sighted By "I don't have plan (B) Is do or die"

About Five Hours after he updated his status, his friends revealed that he died in a car accident.

See His Reaction On Facebook As Obtained By Below:

jeromestarks:
So you can see how some fathers are battling their child's behavioral problems which was not from them.ThOse are the kind of children that will grow up and beat their father (well, he is not solely their father anyway).

jeromestarks:
Many people (especially non virgin girls) have been advocating that only a virgin man should marry a virgin woman.
They are of the opinion that body- count has the same importance for women as it is for men. They are wrong!
A man is the one who gives during sex. The semen leaves his body into a woman's body. That is to say that a woman collects the semen which is housed in her body.

Have you wondered why a wife starts to look like her husband after many years in marriage? That's because she has been absorbing the man's genetic material into her body. This will somehow (however minute mix with her blood and inturn, her DNA). This traits in her system will also be passed down to her children (as we all know that fetus feeds from the mother's system (that is, they take from everything inside the mother's blood).

Now, if a woman sleep with a man who has some kinda of disorder (biological or spiritual disorder), the man deposits this disorder in to her system. Her system will keep some of these disorder ( through a genetic process called "duplication " of blue print - this is how DNA multiply in the body of animals)
If this same woman sleeps with other men, her body keeps a copy of all the men's DNA in her system ( she may not even know that this is happening). Therefore, if she slept with 5 guys, she would house five traits from these men.

Now, if this same woman marries a man. The man impregnates her. The baby will feed from the mother's body system (which is now a hub of the genetic material of 5 men). This baby will absorb the traits of these 5 men (now 6, including the husband) and develop into a full grown body.
Here is the danger of this super- hybrid.
If the traits in these five men is womanizing, stealing, assassination, gluttony and depression, this innocent baby will "inherit" these traits even when it is not found in the family of the original father.

One day, you will see your child exhibiting characters that your father and grand great father's did not exhibit and you would wonder who is the father of this boy.

This is why our fore father's used to pick wife for their children from a notable family not from a family with bad tract records.


As for wether body count means anything to a man, The man gives the semen. It leaves his body into a woman's body.
Take for example; you have a big cup. You pour orange juice in it. Then you pour wine in it. Then coke. Then mango juice. Then urine. Then tomato paste. Then saliva. Then pap. Then sea water. Then goat blood. Then engine oil and many assorted juice.
Which do you think will be conterminated?
The juice containers or the big cup?


Marry a virgin. If you did not, then I am sorry to tell you that one or Two of your children is not your own.
Most likely, your wife pinned her ex pregnancy on you.
You want to spend your life training someone else's child?
Make a choice today. Fvck any girl you want but settle down with a virgin.

Non virgins are good for sex but not for family (except you want your daughters too to open their legs for men before they marry).

PremiumTech:
THE BUREAU | ENTERTAINMENT

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According to reports, Shakira is "extremely furious" because her ex-footballer Gerard Pique made his new girlfriend Clara Chia Marti's relationship public.

Gerard, 35, and his new flame, 23, were seen in a recent video shot by the Spanish media outlet Socialite.

According to the website, three months after Gerard's breakup with Shakira, 45, Clara and Gerard were spotted appearing to kiss at the Summerfest Cerdanya festival in Catalonia.

The Public Relations department at Gerard's company, Kosmos, is where Clara is rumored to work.

Gerard and Clara have been seeing each other for months, a source told The Sun. She is a student who also organizes activities for him in his office.

Although they have been keeping their connection a secret, everyone in their immediate vicinity is aware of it.

People have helped him keep the affair under wraps, and they deleted Clara's social media accounts so that no one can locate pictures of her, they continued. His friends conclude that he is truly serious about being with her based only on that.

In June, Shakira and Gerard declared the end of their 11-year union. Milan, age nine, and Sasha, age seven, are their two boys collectively.

'I am excited, it is apparent that there is a relationship,' host Laura Roige said in the narration. I've witnessed a lot of affection, but Shakira will be severely upset since this is a new side of Gerard Pique. With the singer, I have never witnessed him acting like this.

According to them, Shakira is "extremely unhappy" because she witnessed the father of her children in public with his girlfriend.

They allegedly agreed to refrain from seeing their spouses in public for the first year following the separation.

For more details, MailOnline has gotten in touch with Shakira's representative.

Shakira and Gerard are reportedly attempting to maintain their friendship for the benefit of their children despite having a rocky relationship.

Following reports in Spanish newspapers that the couple was about to call it quits and that he had cheated on the celebrity, the separation was officially announced.

We regret to confirm that we are parting ways, Shakira said in a statement. We ask that you respect our children's privacy because it is our first responsibility to ensure their safety. I appreciate your cooperation.

The pair has reportedly been living apart for a few weeks since the pop star kicked Pique out of the family home, according to the Spanish publication El Periodico.

Sources claim that Pique has subsequently moved into a bachelor apartment where he is allegedly leading a "party lifestyle" and spending time with his teammates.

Despite the fact that neither partner has addressed allegations of infidelity, journalist Emilio Pérez stated: "(Shakira) has decided to separate. That's true. It has taken place.

"That is why there is separation," Possibly nothing remains, but that (infidelity) has passed.

The two met while filming the music video for her World Cup song Waka Waka the year before, and they had been dating since 2011.
That year, Piqué's team won the World Cup, and the final game featured a performance by his soon-to-be girlfriend.

Despite their correspondence in 2010, the two megastars' relationship wouldn't really take off until the beginning of 2011.

Shakira used her Instagram account to inform her followers that she was expecting the football star's son in the fall of 2012.

The couple went in for a second pregnancy just two years after the birth of their son Milan, and they announced they were expecting their second child, Sasha, who was born in 2015.

The couple openly declared that they don't intend to get married, but it hasn't stopped them from having a family.

The Spain international revealed to Gary Neville on a recent episode of The Overlap that he hadn't proposed because their relationship "works great as it is."

For tax fraud, Shakira may spend up to eight years in prison.

Authorities in Spain accuse the singer of falsifying tax records to show she lived abroad from 2012 to 2014 while, in reality, she was a resident of that nation.

When she lived with soccer superstar Gerard, who plays for the city, Shakira dubbed Barcelona home.

Shakira is rumored to be considering a permanent move to Miami and a departure from the nation where authorities are imprisoning her.

The $15.5 million in Spanish taxes that the Colombian superstar is suspected of dodging, together with nearly $3 million in interest, have already been paid back.

Shakira has consistently complied with the law and shown exemplary character as a person and a taxpayer, according to a spokeswoman for the singer. She has also dutifully followed the advice of PricewaterhouseCoopers, a renowned and well-known tax consulting organization.

Source: The Bureau

fadilaMaikiriki:
You're joking right?

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!
Attached below is the picture of the banana I bought #150 in Ondo state. Is it a good buy or I was cheated? How much will this banana cost in your area?

They're about 12 pieces.

I got the groundnuts for #60(#20 each).

Luna47:
The benefit of coconut water is known to some of us who uses traditional medication. it is known for it's spiritual and healing benefits. same goes for the bitterleaf which is used for cooking and for spiritual and healing benefits.

Now, not to take much of our time i would go straight to the point. Coconut is an anti oxidant known in the traditional and modern medicine for its neutralizing and regulating properties. Now what effect does the combination of coconut water and bitterleaf have on human body and how is it prepared?

The combination of this two great natural herbs is wonderful as nature has blessed us for our health benefit and i believe mother nature would not want us falling ill and as a mother has prepared the necessary things we need to feel fine in form of herbs, plants, food, meat, fish, water e.t.c

USES
neutralise poison
low sperm count
boost libido
cure headaches, measles and all other ailments you can think
purifies blood
boost immunity
to treat alcohol intake and so many more .....

HOW TO PREPARE

Rub your bitterleaf till soft but make sure the juice does not come out. break open the coconut and collect the water.
put in your soft bitterleaf and allow to soak for 12-24 hours. you can eat your coconut.

take a shot twice daily morning and night for a man
a shot once daily for woman
half shot a day for a child.

TheGistDay:
News emerging from the camp of veteran rapper Eedris Abdulkareem states that the kidney surgery he recently underwent was a success.

Details: Sometime last month, it was reported that Eedris was suffering from a kidney ailment that required surgery. The veteran rapper solicited support and prayers from well-meaning Nigerians to fund his kidney transplant surgery.

https://thegistday.com/2022/08/22/veteran-rapper-eedris-abdulkareem-undergoes-successful-surgery/

joowealth:
And doing drugs as a result in another country is not justifiable at all.